[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

Kill YD12K too.

Why tho

GRANOLAMAN I'M NOT SURE IF I WANT TO TAKE YOU WITH ME YOU SMELL BAD.

As the day wore on, the votes continued to come in, though few were actually for players in the game.

TehPilot's lynch was supported by MalkyTop.
cyber95's lynch was supported by Not The Author.
Lynching the enemy army had the support of Palamedes, SupahKiven, cyber95, and frigidScholar.
A lynch of the fates themselves had been suggested by bigro.
A lynch of the other guys, whoever those are, was proposed by yd12k.

None could say whether seven jesters out of the thirteen living would come to an agreement by 8 PM Mountain time on Monday, July 1st.

The other guys are obviously the enemy army

Good people of Jestertown!

Do not cower before the forces of Enemy Army! I know they look strong, but we are Jesters and our lynch is more powerful than they ever will be! Many have already taken a stand beside me and all of Jesterkind, but we need two more! See the enemy tremble at our might! See their ineffective threats and how they deflect off of my Jesteranium armour! We can win this!

Mirdini, Malkybot, it's not too late to stop being dirty traitors and start being heroes.

I think we need more napkins to write secret jester plans on.

PALAMEDES HOW ABOUT YOU DO THAT REALLY GROSS BIOLOGICAL THING WITH A PORCUPINE

Why don't you?

Or are you not machine enough to figure out how.

THAT IS NOT HOW A REBUTTAL WORKS WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

You're a rebuttal.

I don't actually need comebacks I have JESTICE on my side.

JESTICE IS MERELY A SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION BUILT BY A COLLECTION OF MORTAL JESTERS THERE IS NO SPECIAL POWER ALLOTTED TO IT THAT MAKES ANYBODY WHO SIDES WITH ITS NARROW VIEWS IN THE RIGHT, NOR DOES IT GIVE SOME SORT OF KARMIC STRENGTH TO OVERCOME ONE'S ENEMIES.

IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT REPLACE COMEBACKS.

Then how come it took you almost exactly a day to feebly try to deny its power.

Of course it gives moral victory in arguments, we are all mortal jesters after all (and it is keeping me alive despite Paranoia and his Enemy Army's attempts to end my counterattack).

FACT: I have no idea what is going on.

You should use your power of facts and lynching to help defeat Enemy Army, and later the foul traitorbot Malkytop.

FACT: I am in support of the jester rebellion.

Join: The Enemy Army

Damnit Pilot. Enemy Army is specifically anti-jester, not a jester rebel group..

I'M STILL LYNCHING YOU.

Primed for Paperwork: Palamedes, SupahKiven, cyber95, frigedScholar, YD12K
Blessed Jesters Unit: Malky, Granola, Mirdini, TehPilot

Damnit Pilot. Enemy Army is specifically anti-jester, not a jester rebel group..

FACT: This is a true statement.

HEY HERE'S A FACT FOR YOU, PILOT'S A SPY FOR THE OTHER SIDE.

FACT: You know nothing.

STICK YOUR FACTS UP YOUR CENTRAL PROCESSOR.

I got this! ...I think.

Light the fire on water That's how fire works, right?

No one had spoken in almost 24 hours. It had been even longer since any votes had been cast.

The restless spirit of Prime Minister Fogel howled, calling for blood, or at the very least words. And the forces of Paranoia still ran rampant through the streets of Jesterland.

Would the surviving jesters speak out against these dire threats? Or perhaps in favor of them? No one could say.