[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

Well shit.

Jesterland is now a nation at war.

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE.

I AM KIDDING I AM NOT FROM THE FUTURE.

BUT GREETINGS NEVERTHELESS.

VOTE: TEHPILOT

Vote: Enemy Army

It's gotta work.

MY ARMY, THE TIME HAS COME.

TAKE DOWN PALAMEDES AND WITHOUT HIM THE REST WILL FALL LIKE A HOUSE OF DOMINOS. CHECKMA- what do you mean that joke's already been done?

oh whatever. prove to palamedes he is not the mightiest jesterish type person here. or just the mightiest.

So hey anyways I shot Jacquerel.



I didn't mean to, it just kinda happened. I went to tell him all sorts of juicy secrets but instead I shot him. It just sorta happened. My bad.

I know right? Some jerk is just handing out guns without telling anyone (and their wincon is clearly getting shot with their own weapon).

Palamedes is right! We must Vote: Enemy Army because once they see the true power of jester democracy they'll be like 'Oh snap we totes just fought the wrong jesters which are these guys that are voting us' and then they'll leave. That's how it works, right?

PARANOIA CAN I JOIN YOUR SIDE

SURE WHY NOT GET OVER HERE LETS CONSPIRE TOGETHER

Oh shit I had no idea that was even an option.

Malkybot take me with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

And so, after some discussion, a few jesters spoke up about who to lynch.

A lynch of TehPilot was suggested by MalkyTop.
A lynch of the enemy army was put forward by Palamedes and supported by Supah Kiven.

But for any lynch to occur, seven jesters would have to agree by 8 PM Mountain time on Monday, July 1st.

Yeah I'll support a Lynch of the Enemy Army

You guys aren't very good at the 'staying alive' thing.

but then again

you are jesters.

Paranoia I am a young impressionable Jester who would make a great apprentice

let me SUBMIT TO YOU AND YOUR MURDER ARMY

glaaaadlllyyyy.

Paranoia, the forces of Jesterland will never fall as long as they have these plans on their side!

*casually drops plans in front of you*

well thank you then.

*Picks up plans.*

We have plans? News to me.

I thought we just scribbled pictures of jesters and pizza on some napkins and called it a day.

I just assumed they all had Lynch: and then someone's name on them. I mean, it's not like we were going to follow them, anyway.

Elect: soundlyParanoid for Prime Minister of Jesterland.

Vote, uh... I dunno. Cyber, I guess?

Yes, Voting: Enemy Army seems like the prudent choice. Having the prospect of a kill in the hands of such a new player, (They even just got into the game this day!), seems like a bad thing to have. They might target someone important.

You guys are all about your horrible fates, aren't you.

INITIATE OPERATION DESERT PAPERWORK

KILL PALAMEDES

MAKE SUPAHKIVEN AND FRIGID SCHOLAR FILL OUT PAPERWORK IN MY JESTERPRISONS/OFFICE BUILDINGS

yes the invading army has the power of post editing

Then we must ynch them!

Lynch: the other guys!