[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

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SpoilerI passed this while on my pilgrimage.



Wish you were here - xoxoxo -btp

Man, Jac why're you so tired today

Were you up late last night

I swear you've gotta be like the only guy that happens to

does twenty situps

Request: Paternity test

Stops, drops one (1) metric 20 at Solaris' feet, and rolls into a wall.

FACT: Upper-body exercises can build core strength.

Drops and does 20 push-ups

YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD SOLARIS I WON'T EVER LISTEN TO YOU.

I DONT CARE IF YOUR FATHER IS THE KING OF ALL FOOLS, YOU WILL OBEY ME.

And if not... well, I suppose that I have a very good system in place.

In light of Birgo's insubordination, EVERYONE is to run TEN LAPS AROUND THE FIELD.

Well, what are you waiting for, GO GO GO GO.

My fellow jesters, it has just come to my attention that those lazy jesters in Jester Parliament never set a vote on when the day would end. As you can see, we are clearly better off without them, because now I can conduct this important official business on my own, which is obviously a major change in procedure.

By official declaration from the Prime Minister of Jesterland's office, today will end on Friday, June 21 at 8 PM Mountain Time. Which, by the way, is the new official Jesterland time zone, and is to be observed by all jesters, effective immediately.

That is all, you may now return to your daily jestering.

Solaris I have a doctor's note here that says I can't run due to my crippling allergy to exercise.

Can I like... not run laps?

FACT: This sentence is true.

Runs 9.8 laps

We're still in Malkybot's glorious binary system right?

Jog: 2 laps

Oh man that was exhausting. Can we petition our government for a pool or something? Just airdrop it in and we'll be fine.

My fellow jesters, I have come here to speak of a grave problem facing our nation.

I speak, of course, of the Great Votal Depression. For years now, Jesterland has been an international leader in votals, but today's reports indicate a 100 percent decline.

Now, I've called for an investigation into this matter, and it seems that the cause of this disaster is a lack of votes to total up.

Therefore, as your Prime Minister, I would like to remind all jesters here that it is your duty as citizens of Jesterlands to vote to kill one of your fellow jesters for the good of our nation, especially if they oppose my leadership for some incomprehensible reason. Thank you.

In light of Birgo's insubordination, EVERYONE is to run TEN LAPS AROUND THE FIELD.

Well, what are you waiting for, GO GO GO GO.

EVERYONE is to run TEN LAPS AROUND THE FIELD.

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We're still in Malkybot's glorious binary system right?

Jog: 2 laps

How dare our Prime Minister accuse us of not voting, when he himself does not have a vote anywhere.

Also I guess I'll walk 10 laps or something. Whatever.

Due to the ongoing questionability of the jesterhood of fellow villagers, as raised by many of said villagers, the most plausible vote option is, as leader of Jesterland and ostensibly the most jester of all of us, Dragon Fogel. It's not opposing your rule to do exactly the thing you suggest, right?

NotTheAuthor places ten crosslegged mannequin lower halves, repurposed as lamps, around the field, and turns them on.

Ten laps, running.

VOTE: TEHPILOT

THE ONLY FACTS THAT SHOULD BE DISPERSED SHOULD BE ONES APPROVED BY ME.

BY THE WAY ESTONIA WAS NICE. I HAVE GOTTEN TEN (10) LAPS FOR YOU, SOLARIS. SINCE 'LAPS' ARE ONLY REFERRING TO WHEN HUMANS ARE IN A SITTING POSITION, I HAVE ALSO TAXIDERMIED THESE LEGS TO BE IN SAID POSITION.

FACT: I am the authorized source of facts. All unauthorized fact dealers will be eradicated.

Vote: MalkyTop

FACT: The Space Core will never go to space.

Official Prime Ministerially Approved Jester Votals

An Affront Against Everything Jesterland Stands For - 1 (Not The Author)
TehPilot - 2 (MalkyTop, Bigro)
MalkyTop - 1 (TehPilot)

Thanks for doing your duty, jester citizens! Remember, votals are what makes Jesterland great! That and jesters, of course.

I think what we really need is to go back to our roots. A good old jester republic as opposed to this JESTER DICTATORSHIP Fogel is trying to convince us is good and fair.

Vote: Fogel

I'm behind you NtA.

Down with dictators! Vote: Dragon Fogel

i just think fogel is being mean in his votals and not being understanding enough to opposing viewpoints

how can i trust such biased votals

Vote: Fogel

FACT: Jester dictatorship is a good thing.