Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Buttercup: Honk as loud as you can to attract attention.

>Stop being a duck. Ducks don't get to be heroes! Be someone who is actually a hero!

You continue to be a duck.

>Lay a golden egg

You continue to be a duck. A duck who is worried about his sisters and owner.

>PANIC

>RUN

>KILL AND MURDER

What?!

Where?!

> Fly south. They're probably south.

Manfreddie always told you not to fly around indoors.

You walk south.

You hope they are in this door. You don't even know if this is south.

Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.

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>Buttercup: Descend, and meet up with the molemen.

Or the Janitor either or.

Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

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Buttercup: quit panicking. You're the one that's supposed to take no shit.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Buttercup: quit panicking. You're the one that's supposed to take no shit.

Your sisters always tell you that you worry too much. You're last in line when towing Manfreddie's wagon, and Blossom leads the pack.

You wonder where she could be.

>Buttercup: Descend, and meet up with the molemen.

Or the Janitor either or.

You've never descended these stairs. Manfreddie always carries you. You miss being in his arms.

You're scared of going down the stairs.

Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.

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>Wind: Blow door shut, slamming Buttercup down stairs.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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>Door: Randomly shut forcing Buttercup down the stairs. In the dark. Alone.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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QUACK

Originally posted on MSPA by Mibbs.

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try and find a light switch

Originally posted on MSPA by Fabricati.

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>Grue: Exist.

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Duck-hating office redneck: ascend stairs.

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> You don't know which way is south? That's supposed to be an innate instinct in all ducks! Try harder to know which way is south.

Originally posted on MSPA by Droke.

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>Buttercup: Take one step, then fall down stairs. Don't forget to honk wildly as you fall!

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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HELLO. I am not near my tablet, so there won't be an update until tomorrow.

I apologize for posting without an update, but I'd like to announce that Last Day now has a mirror.

Question: What were to happen if I were to take suggestions from here, but also from my Tumblr ask box? Just so those who don't read MSPA or just don't have MSPA forum accounts can still make suggestions?

Would that be cool with you guys or what?

Also here's a formspring. I love answering questions almost as much as I love Cherry Coke.

Almost.

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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Sure, as long as they understand the proper context of what's actually ha ha ha

Yeah, just do whatever.

> You know what would help you go down those stairs? Something with wheels, like that thing Manfreddie rides.

Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.

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> You know what would help you go down those stairs? Something with wheels, like that thing Manfreddie rides.

... Oh god it's a duck-roll!

Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

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>Then don't walk down the stairs. GRAB YOUR BOARD AND GRIND DOWN THE RAIL, BRO!

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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>Then don't walk down the stairs. GRAB YOUR BOARD AND GRIND DOWN THE RAIL, BRO!

Preferably a darkslide.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Then don't walk down the stairs. GRAB YOUR BOARD AND GRIND DOWN THE RAIL, BRO!

That is a very appealing idea, as silly as it may be. Unfortunately, you do not have a skateboard and have never ridden one. You have only pulled a red wagon.

>Door: Randomly shut forcing Buttercup down the stairs. In the dark. Alone.

Oh no!



oh no oh no oh no oh no



oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh



Oh NOOOOOOOOO!!!





Oh! Oh oh oh no no no. Oh you did something very bad. Very very bad. Manfreddie isn't going to like you any more. Oh no. Oh no no. This is bad.

It's dark. It's so dark. Oh no. It's so very dark.

>Grue: Exist.

What?







OH NO NO NO YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING THERE'S NOTHING THERE IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES NOTHING'S THERE OH NO OH NO

Manfreddie's going to find you soon...Manfreddie will find you and everything will be okay...It's all going to be okay...











You are suddenly the guy with the beard again, somewhere else.

You were going to drink that soda but decided against it. You think you're going to need it and you don't want to waste it. Something that powerful has to be useful at some point, and this is not one of those times.

You should probably make your way to the BOSS' office for those records now.

SpoilerShow

Sorry 'bout the lack of updates. Let's stick to Ted for a while, I have something planned for La-La and Jennifer's conversation, but I think she got a fair amount of screen time so far, so I wanna get back to the antics of TED TOMKINS!

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Yeah, records are good... hey, is that something shiny?

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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You have made a duck become a point of sadness to me. I hope you're happy for making me regret my command now. /maybe sarcasm

>When in doubt, head left. Assuming you're not facing a wall.

Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.

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>Ted: sneak into BOSS' office in a comedically innapropriate manner.

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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> Remember that time you met the grue on the stairway. Good times.
>To the records!

Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.

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>Acquire a shield.
>It's dangerous to go alone.

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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Get an MP3 player. Put on the Mission Impossible theme. It will surely boost your sneakiness stat.

Originally posted on MSPA by Droke.

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>Ted: Take the longest route possible to your BOSS' office. Or the shortest. Whichever you prefer.