Post making contest 6.0

crimble bimble toil and thimble
hunky hork and frundy mimble

socken trove and pathen weeg
trounken vode and poppy breeg

The tyranny of One Eye Bill has gone on far too long

If only he could see his way out

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can detect the many frequencies of the spectrum,
In the land of the blind the man with one eye is king.

Passes rule 1.a.

Flowers are colours
I observe the frequencies
All hail One Eye Bill

Passes rule 1.a.

Snart

Passes rule 1.a.

Passes no rules.

One Eye Bill is the ruler of all he surveys.

But without depth perception, he can't actually survey that much.

Passes rule 1.a.

crimble bimble toil and thimble
hunky hork and frundy mimble

socken trove and pathen weeg
trounken vode and poppy breeg

Passes rule 1.a.

The tyranny of One Eye Bill has gone on far too long

Passes rule 1.a.

If only he could see his way out

Passes rule 1.a.

If One Eye Bill doesn't release me from the eyeball mines very soon I'm going to write a very stern letter to the manager.

If One Eye Bill doesn't stop feeding my children to his pet cyclopses I just don't know what i'm gonna do about it.

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Come on Ix, I haven't seen One Eye Bill do one thing wrong.

CARMEN LARMEN STONT AND PARKEN
FLITTY POP AND STINGE OF KARKEN

INCHEN STANT AND CRONING SNEED
END MY TURN WITH POT OF GREED

One Eye Bill just forbade me from eating leafs and it is the last straw let me tell you.

One Eye Bill won't even help me read my taxes so I can file them, and he's the one asking for tribute! They should really offer those things in braille.

So I think Rule 1a is "no images" - the only times it failed were the boat picture and two posts with emoticons.

Rules encountered:
RULE 1.A
RULE 1.B (NEW!)
RULE 1.E (NEW!)

If One Eye Bill doesn't stop feeding my children to his pet cyclopses I just don't know what i'm gonna do about it.

Passes rule 1.a.

.#%(&^

Passes rules 1.a, 1.b

Come on Ix, I haven't seen One Eye Bill do one thing wrong.

Passes rule 1.a.

CARMEN LARMEN STONT AND PARKEN
FLITTY POP AND STINGE OF KARKEN

INCHEN STANT AND CRONING SNEED
END MY TURN WITH POT OF GREED

Passes rule 1.a, and draws the top 3 cards from the Robust Laser's deck.

One Eye Bill just forbade me from eating leafs and it is the last straw let me tell you.

Passes rule 1.a.

One Eye Bill won't even help me read my taxes so I can file them, and he's the one asking for tribute! They should really offer those things in braille.

Passes rule 1.a with a low probabilty of tax refund.

So I think Rule 1a is "no images" - the only times it failed were the boat picture and two posts with emoticons.

Passes rule 1.a. How meta!

Passes rule 1.a, 1.e

Passes rule 1.a, 1.e

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!@$*)+

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Note: For the sake of the formatting of these posts, a correct solution does not require any malformed bbcode tags. I've trimmed out tags that managed to escape their quotes, though they did not affect what rules those posts passed or failed.

Rules encountered:
RULE 1.A
RULE 1.B
RULE 1.E

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Passes rule 1.a

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Passes rule 1.a

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Passes rules 1.a, 1.b

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Passes rule 1.a

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Passes rule 1.a

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All pass rules 1.a, 1.b.