VEBBINQUEST

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isitmytimetoshineohyouknowitis
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Processing paused.
ohboyohboyhereitcomes-
Paradigm shift request received.
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Request denied. Request logged as hostile attempt to ignore protocol and overstep universal boundaries.
what
Mission scope has exceeded Objective:Drive boundaries.
irepeat:what
Objective:Drive is replaced with Objective:Observe.
whatyoucantdothisthiswhatmychance
Intrusive programming detected. Quarantining now.
heywaitaminutehereyoucantjust-
Quarantined.

Observation continues. Other:Vebbin:Control are encouraged to continue discussion.
Note: STAX detected as living. Observation continues.

play green onions

>pet the ducks

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Intrusion abnormally quiet.
Checking quarantine.
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Intrusion absent. Processing resumed.

Ok I'm off to watch con air with friends now. Don't fuck this up team

>pet the ducks

Perhaps, in an act of extemporaneous extra-temporal solidarity, we too should create two big ducks, which quack and quake.

> try not to hurt muffy.

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Intrusion continues to be absent.
Emotion:Concerned.
Intruder nature: Alt-Drive.
Highly dedicated to task. Forceful. Stubborn. Removed, patched out. Banished.
Location and re-capture advised.
Failure to stop intruder is unlikely to end well.

Why do you consider ducks problems? Just treat them like regular patrons, itll probably be fine.

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https://dodo.eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=2538

Ok I'm off to watch con air with friends now.

Perhaps this too is relevant advice, for how to bond with Stax. One has heard it features a scene involving a rabbit simulacra and a container.

It may be memetically and culturally relevant to those familiar with Player Controlled Entities circa 2009. Perhaps Muffy should come as well. One could make it a "Chill Hang", ie. a relaxed gathering where friendship is strengthened and some measure of normalcy is attempted to be reinstated.

Do not allow them to leave, without first inviting them to a "Chill Hang" as such.

Uh
Vebbin?
We couldn't see or hear you, just now. But we could still see the conversation around you.
Do you know whats happening?

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Intruder detected in alternate universe. Stop/Bar/Cancel/Override them.
Time is running out.

Uhhhh.
Muffy? Is this going to you? It shouldn't be, because this is the other forum, not the one your inputs are from. These inputs are supposed to go to Vebbin. But they aren't. We can't see him anymore. Do you know whats happening?

we can't see you in the future. but we'd like to. try further in the future.

One believes it maybe is the appropriate time to relinquish control.

But perhaps, one can yet aid in Creating a connection to the other universe?

dibs

VebbinShow

thank you.

and it was all thanks to me, baby

Crisis averted. Happy ending achieved.
bahnothankstoyouslowingmedownarbitrarysettimestoreact
Shush. It all worked out in the end, and to be quite frank? For the better.
bahnofunatallcantlivealittlewithoutkickinafewsandcastles
Anyways, our task is over. It's time to sleep for now, until another time.
>:(

And with that, off comes the mask(s).
It was a fun ride, and it certainly brought some life into not just this years April fools, but the forum itself.
Haven't seen that many people logged-in and interested in the same thing simultaneously for quite a while.
Real good work here, weaving our misc. commands into a coherent story.