MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

Potato: Infinity

Benedict doesn't count because he won and I'm spiteful

(looks from that spoiler like he would have died anyway anyhow!)

ALL CITIZENS MUST VOTE.

IT IS NECESSARY.

NO SPUD SHALL GO UNCLAIMED.

NO NOOSE SHALL GO UNFILLED.

A CORPSE IN EVERY HOME.

FOR FREEDOM!

Sorry sorry sorry schazer I was ninja'ed ;_; What do you guys want me to do, Vote:beru for having an amazing idea, Split: potato and Potato: beru for good measure? Gosh did you really think that was serious?

Good evening. And salutations to Ix. He is doing good work. (I appreciate the jazz more than the death, but for the first death it was a good one.)

This deserves a potato.

Potato: Ixcaliber

And I cannot stand anyone being beneath me in the player list, so I'm afraid Yewchung has to go.

Lynch: Yewchung

Also Sruix you still need to post all the roles from Schmaltz 2 from like a year and a half ago

Technically I also need to post all the roles from Ideaosphere from over two years ago

(like, for instance, a certain non-kill-possessing inkblot)

but with regards to Schmaltz II there's a good two thousand plus words of unfinished dénouement just sitting around waiting for the Easter holidays or similar stretch of relatively uncluttered time so don't you fret

now if you would please excuse me I've some not dying to do

Potato: Ixcaliber

I can think of no better reward for scoring the first kill of the game.

Other than some tasty Liver?

EBWOP: For the record, I wasn't trying to second whoosh, that post wasn't there when I nominated Ix for potatohood.

I go to dinner and suddenly there are 3 more pages and someone's dead what

Holy Christ.

Also Infinity you can split that potato if you want, but you'll have to be the one to split it :D

Forcefeed Potato to Ixcaliber

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I'm still voting for Red though I don't trust that swearing corpse

Please remember to not edit posts and to bold your votes, thanks, the management

Seastormjt (2) - 0_o, Mooglegirl
Seedy (2) - GeneX, Purple Walrus
0_o (3) - Mathgirl, Anomaly, ProfLizz
Granolaman (1) - Sruixan
NTA (1) - Seastormjt
TehPilot (1) - soundlyParanoid
Solaris (1) - Mirdini
Yewchung (2) - NTA, Whoosh!
No Lynch (1) - TehPilot
Red709 (1) - Jacquerel
Ixcaliber (1) - Crowstone
Crowstone (1) - Pinary
Whimbrel (1) - deadcrystal
Beru (1) Infinity

Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, AgentBlue, Airey, Akumu, Amosmyn, Anacreon, btp, Beru, BestTeaMaker, Bigro, Boogeyman, Cat, Chwoka, Cyber95, Dalmationer, Doodley, Dragon Fogel, DPaul, Drakenforge, Ed, Elize, Epamynondas, Fragowump, Garuru, gnauga, Granolaman, Ixcaliber, Leafsw0rd, LegendaryQm Luneix, Malkytop, Mehga, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, No Lynch, Palamedes, Paradoxgamer, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Seawyrm, Seedy, SleepingOrange, Solaris, Sruixan, Vortor, Batterwaffles, Whimbrlel, Yewchung

Tomato, Tomato

0_o (4) - BestTeaMaker, seastormjt, soundlyParanoid, ProfLizz
Palamedes (1) - TehPilot
Jacquerel (1) - Mathgirl
No Lynch (3) - NTA, Purple Walrus, Mooglegirl
TehPilot (2) - GeneX
Whimbrel (3) - Whimbrel, Anomaly, Crowstone
Pinary (1) - Mehga
Purple Walrus (1) - Sruixan
Deadcrystal (1) - deadcrystal
Infinity (1) - 0_o
Beru (1) - Infinity
Ixcaliber (1) - Whoosh!, Dragon Fogel, Jacquerel

Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, AgentBlue, Airey, Akumu, Amosmyn, Anacreon, btp, Beru, Bigro, Boogeyman, Cat, Chwoka, Cyber95, Dalmationer, Doodley, DPaul, Drakenforge, Ed, Elize, Epamynondas, Fragowump, Garuru, gnauga, Granolaman, Ixcaliber, Leafsw0rd, LegendaryQm Luneix, Malkytop, Mirdini, Mooglegirl, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Palamedes, Paradoxgamer, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Pinary, Seawyrm, Seedy, SleepingOrange, Solaris, Vortor, Batterwaffles, Yewchung

god damn double post edits

Seriously, I would advise against trying to actually keep up with what everyone's saying. The game's going to move way too fast.

All I've read are Schazer's intropost, Red's death, and about the last two pages. Were there any other day events I should know about?

A-hem. Gentlemen.

I see you. I've been watching you. Observing. You know who you are, or rather, you would if you could. Did you think you could escape the watchful eye of Gnauga? I know your secret.





Gnauga yanks Batterwaffles out into the open
Look! Nothing but straw and twine!
This is your Batterwaffles, you fools! THIS IS YOUR HERO!
vote: Batterwaffles

SpoilerShow

But for serious that dude's nowhere on the memberlist. Modsplain please?

O_o removed one of their organs and promised that more are forthcoming to those worthy

0.o is Liver failure, Para's role from Sleepfia.

That's about it.

Batterwaffles = running joke with the forumite Waterbottles that nobody spells her name right

Waterbottles is a player in this game

Batterwaffles is a silly nickname for waterbottles.

Now you know.

Also, I only see one potatovote for Ix, but three people nominating him?

STOP GETTING MY NAME WRONG
it's 0_o, not O_o

Vote: Deadcrystal for potato theft
Potato: Whimbrel because french fries

However whimsy you must swear to make

POTATO GUNS

That is all

>:3

So Jac and I were both half right

I like Ix's style and I'm going to assume the Potato is a good thing.

Potato: Ixcaliber

Someone explain to me why there's only one potato in this whole damn city?

And can I vote myself? I'd hate to be a solo reenactment of that one famine.

potato:myw

Oh wait Schaz I'm both abstaining and voting granola, probably because you got a tad confused by my inkblot-probing antics earlier.

(and the only other game with an inkblot in was... hmmmmmm)

so I'd like to Vote: granola again please lest I get confused also