PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER

All these folks giving egg to our shank target

We don't stab eggs, we nurture them. Smdh

This is why I trusted you with the eggo. Hatch it into a strong friend, please!

Elect: Shaz for city council.

Elect: Pharmacy If there's one person I trust to raise whatever is inside this sweet delicious egg well, it sure as hell isn't Pharmacy. But I know she'll raise it in a very amusing manner, which is even better.

Vote: Schazer If we don't take them out now their power will become unimaginable. A force of nature beyond mortal reckoning.

Eggvote Schazer let's keep this horserace going shall we?

EBWOP: by eggvote I mean elect to be clear

Smh i thought yall would let me eat the egg, it was a dream of mine

Myeth will keep the egg and its contents safely contained

Votals V for Vendetta

Pharmacy - 14 - DragonFogel, Pharmacy, Jacquerel, GenetiXientist, coldblooded, awkwardcarapace, IronLionShark, Thalia V1, Reyweld, Palamedes, Kaynato, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Mirdini,
Schazer - 3 - a52, augmentalize, Whimbrel
amosyn - 1 - tehPilot
coldblooded - 1 - Not The Author
Mirdini - 2 - Myeth, granolaman,

Egg

Pharmacy - 6 - Pharmacy, coldblooded, IronLionShark, granolaman, Kaynato, Whimbrel,
LegendaryQ - 1 - tehPilot
Dragon Fogel - 1 - Not The Author
Schazer - 6 - Thalia V1, Mirdini, Reyweld, Palamedes, GenetiXientist, amosmyn, LegendaryQ
Myeth - 4 - Jacquerel, awkwardcarapace, Myeth, augmentalize,
Reyweld - 2 - a52, coldblooded,

With 28 players alive it takes 15 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 8.
Day will end after Two Days, approximately, countdown attached here.

do we really trust anyone else with the power of egg? not me

i'm all for myeth having the egg

Elect: Myeth

Thank you kind citizens

Also changing my vote to: pharmacy

To charge up one of my super shanks quicker, honk honk

Hammer!

Pharmacy - 15 - DragonFogel, Pharmacy, Jacquerel, GenetiXientist, coldblooded, awkwardcarapace, IronLionShark, Thalia V1, Reyweld, Palamedes, Kaynato, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Mirdini, Myeth
Schazer - 3 - a52, augmentalize, Whimbrel
amosyn - 1 - tehPilot
coldblooded - 1 - Not The Author
Mirdini - 2 - Myeth, granolaman,

Egg

Pharmacy - 6 - Pharmacy, coldblooded, IronLionShark, granolaman, Kaynato, Whimbrel,
LegendaryQ - 1 - tehPilot
Dragon Fogel - 1 - Not The Author
Schazer - 6 - Thalia V1, Mirdini, Reyweld, Palamedes, GenetiXientist, amosmyn, LegendaryQ
Myeth - 5 - Jacquerel, awkwardcarapace, Myeth, augmentalize, Robust Laser
Reyweld - 2 - a52, coldblooded,

With 28 players alive it takes 15 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 8.
Day over!!!

Well Madison that sure was a fast and clean day, no issues no problems no disasters and best of all we're all still standing strong!

That's right Charlie we've got each and every one of these hot blooded contestants standing and ready for the gold and or golds of a delicious chicken dinner or vegetarian substitute, but it seems that poor Pharmacy is entering the first night with a bit of a disadvantage as all of the group shanks have rendered her Fortifying Shank Proof Vest worthless! What do you think about that Charlie?

Well Madison, I think that she can still make it, but I also think that before we settle some eggy business its time for a word from our sponsors.

[INSERT CLASSICAL MUSIC OF YOUR CHOOSING]

A beautiful woman with long hair holds a plastic container closely to her face, you cannot see her eyes.

"Are you tired, worried, or stressed?" Her voice sounds so sweet, and flows with the music perfectly.

Pause.

"Have you experienced symptoms of exhaustion, lack of sleep, or emotional instability?" Her voice rings again.

"Well, fret not, because now, there's Just Don't."

Close up on Just Don't in her hands that seamlessly transitions to a picture of Just Don't on a table with some flowers around it.

Just Don't, It's That Easy.

[POWERFUL BUTTROCK TRANSITION]

Well Madison, what do the judges say about This Egg?

Charlie it seems that with a tie, both Pharmacy and Schazer get This Egg?

Woah, what a surprise, can't wait to see how that ends up for them, I'm sure both of them will take good care of This Egg. Is it some sort of like, group parenting deal, do we need to sign some papers?

No no no, I think that they're both expected to take This Egg under their custody.

Wild, and just the sort of development that you'd expect from PLAYERUNKOWNS SHANK-A-BITCH, we're transitioning into the exciting Night Phase, and me and Madison will be back with you viewers shortly, same Shank Time, same Shank Channel.

Day one has ended with Pharmacy being group shanked.
DragonFogel, Pharmacy, Jacquerel, GenetiXientist, coldblooded, awkwardcarapace, IronLionShark, Thalia V1, Reyweld, Palamedes, Kaynato, LegendaryQ, amosmyn, Mirdini, Myeth have all gained one charge on their super meters.

Pharmacy and Schazer have received custody of This Egg and will be sent a PM with what that means.

Get your Night Shank's in before Thursday, October 4th happens in the UK, which will be when this handy countdown ends, or they will not be counted.

Hey everyone! almost to there being one day left to turn in your shanks so friendly reminder to do that!

also! clarification that you need to successfully shank someone three times to fully charge your super meter and actually be able to perform a super shank.

Everyone shanked so day starts NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Ho Fiddely Dee, we’re live and back to PlayerUnknowns Shank-A-Bitch. Once again I am your host Charlie Charles Chamber, and as always with me is Madison Squared, how are you feeling Madison.

Absolutely dreadful, we’ve made a grave error, an unrecoverable mistake that could cost us our careers as play by post forum game casters.

What? What mistake could you be talking about?

Let’s go to Corrections with Jackie Wild.

Jackie Wild here, and as you can see here,

That's right Charlie we've got each and every one of these hot blooded contestants standing and ready

Madison made a grave error by calling all of the contestants, some of whom are reptilian in nature and one of whom is literally called coldblooded, hot blooded. It’s a rookie mistake I don’t know what to tell you. This has been corrections with Jackie Wild.

Woah, horrible stuff, I’m getting word that we’re going to figure out how to deal with this situation, but in the meantime, let’s go to the board. Madison, what have we got.

Well Charlie, we’ve got an entire Eight deaths tonight! Coldblooded, Mirdini, Schazer, Pharmacy, amosmyn, Numbers, granolaman, and Goat Boss have all sadly died over the night! What a tragedy!

Madison I’m sorry to interrupt you but I’ve got breaking news that the judges have deemed that for your awful mistake, we’re tossing it to the remaining shankers to PAY RESPECTS. That’s right, press your F key for those we’ve shamed and those we’ve lost.

Right, I’m glad to know that I can go to sleep tonight knowing that I’m not going to be haunted by the sins of my past. I can only hope that the rest of this day can go well.

Right, then, without further ado, let’s SHANK!

With 20 players alive it takes 11 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 6.

In order to vote for someone to Group Shank, use Vote: [Person] in bold.
In order to select someone to get pay respects to, use Press F: [Person Who is Dead] in bold.

Day will end after Four Days; approximately; countdown attached here.

Alive List (Vote to Group Shank one of these)
1) Jacquerel
2) Dragon Fogel
3) LegendaryQ
4) Reyweld
5) Thalia V1
6) tehPilot
7) Myeth
8) Not The Author
9) Robust Laser
10) Whimbrel
11) a52
12) Palamedes
13) GenetiXientist
14) awkwardcarapace
15) Sunspider
16) Augmentalize
17) Niall
18) Kaynato
19) IronLionShark
20) LammarWesley

Dead List (Press F to respect one of these)
1) Coldblooded
2) Mirdini
3) Pharmacy
4) Schazer
5) amosmyn
6) Numbers
7) Goat Boss
8) Granolaman

F: Pharmacy

Our rivalry is at last settled, if not very dramatically. It is only fitting that a worthy rival receives a proper send-off.

And yet. With no rivalry to drive me, what am I shanking for? Truly, it is at trying times like these that we must look long and hard into our own hearts.

Well, I suppose there's a former champion to take out of the running.

Vote: Niall

F: Schazer. Poor egg is all alone in the world now :(

F: Schazer, now no one can care for the egg.

((I will whip up Day 2 after class.))

F: Goatboss i dont know you but u deserve respect

F: Goat Boss
Taken from us too soon

UH
PHARM AND SCHAZER MADE ME THE LEGAL GAURDIAN OF THIS EGG AFTER THEY DIEDED AND NOW IT HATCHED AND IM A DAD NOW I GUESS. this is very sudden.

Very strange that yall'd trust me with a Babby but since it isnt an egg anymore i technically cant eat it cus that'll be mean.

Im naming them Scharmacy as a way to honour our fallen shank fellas

F: Pharmacy

This is so sad. Can we get an equal number of respects for each of the fallen egg custodians?

Elect: Sharmacy

Sudden Fatherhood Votals

Niall - 1 - Dragon Fogel

F's
Pharmacy - 2 - Dragon Fogel, tehPilot
Schazer - 2 - GenetiXientist, Reyweld
Goat Boss - 2 - Myeth, Jacquerel

With 20 players alive it takes 11 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 6.

Day will end after Four Days; approximately; countdown attached here.

F: Scazer

I need an entomologist to tell me the status of my blood.