Eagle Tim (collaborative adventure)

>The opposing team is stacking its players on top of eachother, sacrificing coverage for height.

"Well Woodsy, it looks like team duck is using their famous 'Mesmerizing Duckstacktacular' strategy."
"That's right Smokey, and as I'm sure all of you at home know, the mesmerizing duckstacktacular is one of the top 7 leading causes of death in sportsball history."

Eagle Tim and Falcon Jones: Switch glasses, somehow fail to notice this.

Both Eagle Tim and Falcon Jones fail to see this. Ironically, they have pretty bad eyesight without glasses.

>>Vomit the ball like a cannonball, hitting Falcon Jones onto the opposite side of the field and into the base of that ridiculous duckstack.

Eagle Tim: infuse yourself with Raw Sports Energy from consuming the ball.

Have the raw power manifest as many small egg/balls.

>Falcon Jones: Suddenly feel way nerdier
>Eagle Tim: Suddenly feel way cooler

Eagle Tim: infuse yourself with Raw Sports Energy from consuming the ball.

Have the raw power manifest as many small egg/balls.

>Falcon Jones: Suddenly feel way nerdier
>Eagle Tim: Suddenly feel way cooler

YES! The power of the sportsball combined with the totally rad power of these sick shades are transforming you into a deity of total holier-than-thou-ishness! You feel the power surging into you as your nerd lameo persona sinks into the farthest reaches of your bowels!

>>Vomit the ball like a cannonball, hitting Falcon Jones onto the opposite side of the field and into the base of that ridiculous duckstack.

Maybe it was just a gag reflex, though. You're still filled with a strong urge to take someone's lunch money.


Falcon Jones is still processing these events as he crashes glasses-first into the duckstack. How will the other team ever cope?

Obviously, by getting out their own glasses.

Angry pecks!

omg Falcon Jones looks so cute in this one!

Obviously, by getting out their own glasses.

The other team pulls out... wine glasses?



What the heck?

omg Falcon Jones looks so cute in this one!

It seems they really like Falcon Jones and are thrilled to have him on their side of the court!



Is this some kind of date?

Angry pecks!

OH NO IT WAS A TRAP!



How will you rescue your teammate from this terrible fate?

Eh... He's kind of a jerk...

>Just earn hundreds of points while the enemy team is distracted.

>Be sure to let those ducks know that you're way cooler than them

>Make a ridiculous ricochet shot, hitting every single one of the ducks before the ball bounces back to your side of the field.

This is perfect, while Falcon Jones is keeping the other team distracted you can take your time and make sure your throw is as good as it can be. Hooray for teamwork!

You just need to make the shot.



You take a deep breath, and clench the ball in your raised arm, using your other hand to steady your aim. Your hours of school-mandated sport flash in your mind, techniques and tips from teachers and mentors. You roll back on your feet, loosen your knees and breath out slowly.



You throw.
The ball flies true.


It ricochets off the opposing team, scattering them from Falcon Jones. He is unscathed. Loud quacking fills the playing field, as the other team attempt to recover from your attack. Speaking of which-



The ball finally finishes its route back in your own net.
The spectators are silent for a moment, before bursting into cheers and applause.
"...Triangle bonus..plus romantic connotations..times home goal, carry the one, and...
367 POINTS TO EAGLE TIM!"

Falcon Jones: be very impressed with Eagle Tim's decisive response but have it come out as snarky bullshit again

Eagle Tim: Dab. Earn 900,000,000 points for this.

Someone gets sent to the penalty box for 5 minutes. To think about what they've done.

Someone gets sent to the penalty box for 5 minutes. To think about what they've done.

It turns out that this someone just so happens to be the referee, for getting the math wrong.

Falcon Jones: be very impressed with Eagle Tim's decisive response but have it come out as snarky bullshit again

"That was a very impressive throw I guess... for a big dumb loser, took you very long as well. Dork. Now give me back my glasses."

Someone gets sent to the penalty box for 5 minutes. To think about what they've done.

It turns out that this someone just so happens to be the referee, for getting the math wrong.

While you trade glasses, the referee is sent to the PENALTY box because nobody can get that big a number for just a single throw. Everyone is very lazy to go back and fix the point count though. Who's going to be the new referee now?



None other than this guy... Uh, what was his name again? Socktapon or something? Squidlord? That's not what matters though, not only will he be the new refeferee, he will also replace the previous team and will face off against Tim and Jones' team! Watch out I guess.

>socktapon: cheat. a lot. because youre the referee and you can get away with it

>socktapon: give a 1000 points to Falcon Jones just for looking at you funny

>Socktapon: Somehow manage to reflect all the balls thrown at you with your various tool things

Socktapon: Accidentally tie yourself in a knot, due to Eagle Tim's skilled ricochets. Award the other team 219 points for this, failing to realize you haven't got over 100 points yet, giving them the advantage in terms of final score.

"So, when does this sport end... loser? I thought I read the rul-I mean, I beat up a nerd who coughed up how to play, and that twink never mentioned it." - Falcon Jones

>The crowd: Start cheering for Eagle Tim and Falcon Jones, louder and louder, until Squidlord is blown away from the arena and Team Raptor wins!

>Old Referee: When you get back from the penalty box, call Socktapon on every last cheaty shenanigan they pull.