you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

It turns out for what

it turns out it's like skinning a dead rabbit:

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it turns out I just found a thing I want to pay Chwoka to film himself doing with an actual banana

It turns out there are starving kids who would love to have that peel, you ingrate.

It turns out you just have to complete the ancient chant: banana fo fanana me mi mo mana...

it turns out if you fall asleep cuddling the peel it will be gone in the morning.

it turns out if you hold that high note it'll just shatter.

it turns out you can Elmyra Duff that sucker right outta there.

it turns out the peel isn't into that whole "vore" thing so if you explain the situation it will politely leave.

it turns out the peel is way into that "vore" thing so if you explain the situation it'll jump in first.

it turns out all medieval torture devices are designed with bananas in mind.

it turns out you should have listened to that spider. "Some Peel"

it turns out you wont care how much peel you have as long as it's in muffin form.

it turns out it's an elaborate series of red and green diodes that only appear yellow.

it turns out if you turn that green down a bit it turns into an orange.

HEY-O!

It turns out there is no banana and you just have to keep peeling. Why did you buy this again?

it turns out it's quicker if you shove it in a turkey with some lit bottle rockets

it turns out bananas accept bribes

It turns out this banana is to humans what Pandora's box is to the Greeks.

it turns out Oh, wait, never mind, you've been doing it the right way, good job.

It turns out it's my way or the highway

It turns out THIS IS A STICK-UP. PUT THE BANANA DOWN NOW.

it turns out

it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

it turns out you have to wait for the potassium to decay the peel