Post making contest: easier mode

Oh, wait, it's the LAST prime number, and the last one was five.

So, confirmed, that post passes all rules in Year of the Reboot.

Not that I know what this means in general.

So fun fact, this is possibly the first time I actually saw the titles for and

Which are "Duckreport" and "Drudgerepond".

I hope you all appreciate this important information.

Oh my god the emoticons have titles

"mwahtermelon" "schadenfruit" "Trog Demands Blood!" "This post is now a ghost post"

I have been missing out!

Question: why is the rainbow melon not Whoatermelon.

1, 2, 3, 5.

Passes none of the rules

Is it possible to pass any rule other than Rule 2?

Yes. Passes none of the rules.

Yes. I might have made the rules a bit arbitrary, though. In that case, qwerx is free to remake rules.

Passes none of the rules

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Passes none of the rules

They are easier than the rules in the PMC, I swear.

I just now realized this was a hint.

Passes none of the rules

HELLO THERE

HI!

Show Content

SpoilerIM HIDING IN HERE LOLOLOLOLOL

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500,000+500,000=1,000,000

no rules

this is wizard #1.

“now fax quiz jack‽” my brave ghost pled.

g0m

she sells seashells by the sea shore and by she i must mean kieros

nothing could stop the posting now. it had gone supercritical, tearing apart even the very fabric of the forums. well, that's just the way she liked it. "my world's on fire, how 'bout yours?"



sometimes a parrot talks (a parrot is a tropical bird, but what are birds?)

guvf vf n cerggl rnfl chmmyr

qwer qwer qwer



i vote ixcaliber, and so should you. this post has passed so many dang rules, but were they the right rules?

i do not have a marmot to talk about daoyu, i am clearly being very productive and not wasting time on an internet forum currently.

sky iraq quidditch snl sky

welcome to the akumu post of passing many easy rules

end of the city of th

Passes rule 3

Okay, so the deal is that if the PMC gets too big, it causes problems for the forum as a whole.

And Kieros' current set depends on post numbers, so splitting off posts would interfere with that.

(whoever goes next, don't do a post numbers rule, they'll get changed partway through)

And we are approaching the "too big" point.

Strategically, this suggests we should move most of the shitposting and theorizing posts to this thread, and focus on "posts that have a chance of passing" in the main one. Unfortunately, we have a very small sample space for posts that pass rules 2 and 4.

Oh yeah, there are rules in this thread, we don't seem to pass them very often though. Maybe they involve specific words?

Passes rule 3

By my estimation, Kieros's judgment post which passed rule 4 passed the following ePMC rules:

Code:

12345
?2345
?2.?.
1234.
?...5
.234.
1.34?
..3..
..?4.
1
12.?.
1....
..3.5
12.45
.23..
.2.4.
1.34.
.?...
1.3?5

Question marks are things I either wasn't sure how to judge or couldn't be bothered to judge.

Passes rule 1

Okay, so the deal is that if the PMC gets too big, it causes problems for the forum as a whole.

And Kieros' current set depends on post numbers, so splitting off posts would interfere with that.

(whoever goes next, don't do a post numbers rule, they'll get changed partway through)

And we are approaching the "too big" point.

Strategically, this suggests we should move most of the shitposting and theorizing posts to this thread, and focus on "posts that have a chance of passing" in the main one. Unfortunately, we have a very small sample space for posts that pass rules 2 and 4.

Oh yeah, there are rules in this thread, we don't seem to pass them very often though. Maybe they involve specific words?

whoops just encouraged shitposting there a little my bad

Passes rule 3

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 1987 WORLD SERIES!
Between two teams who I don't care to remember the names of!
OH NO! It looks like a person has come onto the field of play! WHAT WILL WE DO NOW???

[This shitpost here to make the grading post visible]

Rules this passes:

g0m: 1, 2
Lankie: 2,3
Sruixan 1: 3,4
Reyweld: 1, 2, 3, 5
Wheat 1: no rules
Fogel 1: 1, 4, 5
Ix 1: 1 ("teams"), 4 is ambiguous (does "grading post" count as having an adjective?)
Laser 1: 2, 5
Mehga: 5 (unless and are counted as words)
Anomaly: 3
Wheat 2 (FINAL DESTINATION): 2, 4, 5
Crowstone 1: 3, 4? (shorter than Kieros' sig image)
Wheat 3 (LIGHTNING ROUND): no rules
Akumu 1: 4
Laser 2 (PMC Memes): none, previous post passed no rules
Akumu 2 (Good Conversationalist): none
Schazer: none
Wheat 4 (Wheat 1 with rules reordered): none
Akumu 3 (Megaman): none
Earthexe: 2 ( and look pretty happy to me)
Solaris: none
Dragon Fogel 2: None
Kaynato 1: 4, 5 ( and are animals, so I guess that passes 5?)
Ix 1.5 (Coup): 1, 2
Sruixan 2 (SRUIX HELL): Doesn't pass 1-3, I'm not checking 4 and 5.
Crowstone 2: 4 (unless smilies count as BB code), did not check 5 but it probably won't pass
Kaynato 2: uh, I don't think it passes any of these but some of them I didn't quite understand
Laser 3 (Apollo 18): 5. I am assuming 1 is "exactly eight i's", this has more than that.
Fogel 3: none
Akumu 4: 5; I didn't check 1 but it's so short it probably doesn't pass.
qwerx3 1: didn't check 3, it doesn't pass any others.
CrimsonMage: Doesn't pass 1-4, might pass 5 if shitpost counts?
qwerx3 2: 2, I didn't check 3
Kieros 1: 4, 5
qwerx3 3: Doesn't pass 2-5; I haven't checked if a larger number than 1987 has been used this round
Kieros 2 (Blast from the Past): 3
a52 1: 3, 5
Laser 4 (Fingertips 2): Fails all regular rules, passes negarule 1
Fogel 4: 2
qwerx3 4 (Speed Grading): none
Sruixan 3 (Grief): none
Reyweld 2 (Seven Deadly Sins): 5
btp (Jim Belushi): none
Ix 2 (One Piece): none
a52 2 (Homestuck): 4, I guess, since being at the 1987 World Series is impossible? (Also, if "person" were replaced by "man" this would pass 3.)
Laser 5 (Tally Hall): 3
Sruixan 4 (Year of the Reboot): 2, 3, haven't checked 4 and 5 but 1987 is a prime and there are a few words that might not have popped up in Ix's round.

Somebody else can check Easy and maybe the rules that take effort. No ruleset was passed in its entirety.

Passes rule 3

Oh, wait.

https://eagle-time.org/member.php?action...le&uid=458

So maybe Year of the Reboot was passed in its entirety. The last two rules will take some time to check, though.

Passes none of the rules

Search returned no results for "teams" anywhere in PMC 1.0, so that covers Rule 5.

Now I have to scour the entire last round for prime numbers.

Passes none of the rules

Oh, wait, it's the LAST prime number, and the last one was five.

So, confirmed, that post passes all rules in Year of the Reboot.

Not that I know what this means in general.

Passes rule 3

So fun fact, this is possibly the first time I actually saw the titles for and

Which are "Duckreport" and "Drudgerepond".

I hope you all appreciate this important information.

Passes none of the rules

Oh my god the emoticons have titles

Passes none of the rules

"mwahtermelon" "schadenfruit" "Trog Demands Blood!" "This post is now a ghost post"

I have been missing out!

Passes none of the rules

Question: why is the rainbow melon not Whoatermelon.

Passes none of the rules

Apparently strategizing about how to solve the regular PMC is the key to passing these mysterious rules.

Except it's probably going to somehow be exactly what we don't need to do in order to pass rules 4 and 5.

Apparently strategizing about how to solve the regular PMC is the key to passing these mysterious rules.

Except it's probably going to somehow be exactly what we don't need to do in order to pass rules 4 and 5.

Passes rule 3, I guess.

These rules aren't evil, just a bit obscure.

I'm gay! And I severely fucked up my sleep patterns!

eagle-time IS a gay ass forum

A universal truth.

this isn't news i'm just feeling very gay lately

I think we may benefit from a hint here.

Not necessarily a strong hint, just something pointing us in a general direction to play around in.

I'm gay! And I severely fucked up my sleep patterns!

eagle-time IS a gay ass forum

A universal truth.

Passes none of the rules

this isn't news i'm just feeling very gay lately

Passes none of the rules

I think we may benefit from a hint here.

Not necessarily a strong hint, just something pointing us in a general direction to play around in.

Passes none of the rules

Rules 4 and 5 can be, separately, passed by including "test posts" that have occurred in the past.

The rules that I am using unfortunately do not have much of a cohesive theme.

I don't know, maybe I'll drop these rules as well when Kieros drops her rules in the main PMC thread.

This is test #1.

I am not Sruixan.

End of message.

This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

End of message.

This is test #1.

I am not Sruixan.

End of message.

This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

End of message.

Neither of these pass the rules

And I have just realized that we have made many dozens of test post formats.

"According to all known laws of airplane airplane airplane, there is no way a bee bee bee should be able to airplane airplane airplane" - qwerx3

I guess I'll help,
If the rain comes in the faraway hills,
Where the birds sleep quietly
In the nooks of tall windmills

"According to all known laws of airplane airplane airplane, there is no way a bee bee bee should be able to airplane airplane airplane" - qwerx3

passes none of the rules

I guess I'll help,
If the rain comes in the faraway hills,
Where the birds sleep quietly
In the nooks of tall windmills

passes rule 5

Rule 4 is now easier now.

The following posts pass rule 4.

#1411
#1432
#1435
#1437
#1438
#1439
#1455

The quick brown Space Consortium jumps over the lazy g0m.

This post passes 1, 2, 3, 5.

By my estimation, Kieros's judgment post which passed rule 4 passed the following ePMC rules:

Code:

12345
?2345
?2.?.
1234.
?...5
.234.
1.34?
..3..
..?4.
1
12.?.
1....
..3.5
12.45
.23..
.2.4.
1.34.
.?...
1.3?5

Question marks are things I either wasn't sure how to judge or couldn't be bothered to judge.

Oh, wait, it's the LAST prime number, and the last one was five.

So, confirmed, that post passes all rules in Year of the Reboot.

Not that I know what this means in general.

I guess I'll help,
If the rain comes in the faraway hills,
Where the birds sleep quietly
In the nooks of tall windmills

The quick brown Space Consortium jumps over the lazy g0m.

This post passes 1, 2, 3, 5.

By my estimation, Kieros's judgment post which passed rule 4 passed the following ePMC rules:

Code:

12345
?2345
?2.?.
1234.
?...5
.234.
1.34?
..3..
..?4.
1
12.?.
1....
..3.5
12.45
.23..
.2.4.
1.34.
.?...
1.3?5

Question marks are things I either wasn't sure how to judge or couldn't be bothered to judge.

Oh, wait, it's the LAST prime number, and the last one was five.

So, confirmed, that post passes all rules in Year of the Reboot.

Not that I know what this means in general.

I guess I'll help,
If the rain comes in the faraway hills,
Where the birds sleep quietly
In the nooks of tall windmills

I'm going to say that this post passes rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

The quick brown Space Consortium jumps over the lazy g0m.

This post passes 1, 2, 3, 5.

By my estimation, Kieros's judgment post which passed rule 4 passed the following ePMC rules:

Code:

12345
?2345
?2.?.
1234.
?...5
.234.
1.34?
..3..
..?4.
1
12.?.
1....
..3.5
12.45
.23..
.2.4.
1.34.
.?...
1.3?5

Question marks are things I either wasn't sure how to judge or couldn't be bothered to judge.

Oh, wait, it's the LAST prime number, and the last one was five.

So, confirmed, that post passes all rules in Year of the Reboot.

Not that I know what this means in general.

I guess I'll help,
If the rain comes in the faraway hills,
Where the birds sleep quietly
In the nooks of tall windmills

I'm going to say that this post passes rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

Sruix, wherever you are, we miss you.

And not just because we're struggling with puzzles.

You know, let's bring the easy PMC back as well. Here's a blast from the past, slightly modified so it's fresh.

This post, however, passes no rules of this set.

I bet this post passes a rule!