Post making contest 5.0

the post q passes rule 2

this post passes rule 2? oh wait hang on...

I think....

that must fail 5 that MUST fail 5

I mean... yeah. Yes it does. It came surprisingly close but it failed 5.

This is test #1.

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a i u

This post passes no rules!

word sword swords

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.

r

This post passes rule 2.


This post passes rule 5.

o

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 4.

BCDEFGHJKLMOPQTVWYZ

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rule 3.

TWELVE

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

LUBRICATION

This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rule 5.

This is a haiku
Buckle up mother fuckers
For lubrication

This post passes rule 5.

This guy smells the corn!

This post passes rule 5.

736 is one of the numbers you are looking for.

This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.

8832 weird dogs

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.

x

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

t

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rule 5.


This post passes 2, 4 and 5.

q

This post passes rule 2.


This post passes rule 5.

s

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rule 5.

aquaria

This post passes rule 5.

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

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This post passes rules 2, 4 and 5.



This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 4 and 5.

aa

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

Aria

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rule 5.

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

Boom! Another doublepage.

This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rule 5.

mark & stark

This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rule 2.

might have to check this one a bit carefully definitely fails 1 and 2 (i think) well oh god my throat's going let's actually check this one properly

*click* *click*

*cough*

i can't imagine that would be it, just a rule 5 passing...

s passes 2 and 5

This post passes rules 3, 4 and 5.

wait hang on hang on 2 4 and 5 get my numbers right

This post passes rule 5.

well that's fun... um... right so let's refresh the page! wait hang on i still got more posts in the queue i'm just going to say that it passes 2 4 and 5

This post passes rule 5.

one two three four five,
six seven eight nine ten el-
even twelve thirteen

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

Slum body won stole me,
the whirled is gunner roe me.
I paint the harpist rulin' the bed.
Shay was luck and kinder drum
withered fling erranda thumb
inner shape oven l honour floor dead.

This post passes rule 5.

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the post q passes rule 2

this post passes rule 2? oh wait hang on...

I think....

that must fail 5 that MUST fail 5

I mean... yeah. Yes it does. It came surprisingly close but it failed 5.

that's just going to be a rule 5 pass

Once in a far away land there lived a giant by the name of Oswaldo. Oswaldo was tall and hirsuite and only wore the most foul smelling cologne that he purchased from the supermarket down the road which was operated by a whole bucket of eels known as Nigels. One day a man wearing a very tall hat walked into Nigels' shop and demanded all the liquor in the land be poured into a small barrel he carried around in his spine. He was a man without remorse, without time to walk around in the daylight or the tools to purchase liquor for himself.

Oswaldo strode into the supermarket carrying his enormous club known locally as Graveltong, Slayer of The Obscene. He did not take kindly to those who would seek to extort liquids from the weak and only mildly electric. There was a time at which Oswaldo might have been the one on the other side of the counter and he recalled those lawless days with a sort of longing but not too much, not enough to become a problem. An octopus is involved in this story now, his name is AYHAGJH and he enters the story carrying a bicycle his tentacles are ill equipped to handle and his motivation in this tale is to build a more better bicycle one that can more easily propel the octopoid form around the above water land.

The man revealed himself to be a robot and he grew twelve storeys tall. Oswaldo started to climb his leg for approximately 4 minutes of time. Oil poured from the robot's open mouth as he screamed bloody vengeance for his fallen colleague and at long last we reach the culmination of this tale. Oswaldo never got the cologne that he was looking for but along the way he learned the most important treasure was actually delicious french fries that he stole from the robot's fries compartment. AYHAGJH perfected his bike and used his new found fame to cycle all the way around the kingdom. Some arsehole tipped Nigels' out of their bucket and did something obscene with it. Graveltong was put back in a museum where it belongs. The robot decided to go back to college to learn how to properly obtain liquour. And they all lived happily ever after.

the post q passes (ahem) rule 2

uh... have i done this post, this post sounds familiar

that might be why it sounds familiar

but i've definitely analyzed this exact sequence of letters before

yea, i judged it in the previous page!

well, because of stuff and reasons! Because you guys were going too fast! That was the previous judgement post.

Um.

So this one only passes rule 5.

the post q passes (ahem) rule 2

uh... have i done this post, this post sounds familiar

that might be why it sounds familiar

but i've definitely analyzed this exact sequence of letters before

yea, i judged it in the previous page!

well, because of stuff and reasons! Because you guys were going too fast! That was the previous judgement post.

Um.

So this one only passes rule 5.

oh god, now i have to analyze this post, to see if this one is nontrivial.

It was a great bit of artistic daring on your part

Ok so this qwerx post actually passes rules 3 and 5 which means it's equivalent to your story.

(Wow, rude!)

No, no, I read Ix's story aloud.

hey now you're an all star

This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rule 5.

define nontrivial

i have to think about it

This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rule 5.

the post q passes rule 2

this post passes rule 2? oh wait hang on...

I think....

that must fail 5 that MUST fail 5

I mean... yeah. Yes it does. It came surprisingly close but it failed 5.

This post passes rule 5.

This is test #1.

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This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 3 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 4 and 5.


This post passes rules 3 and 5.


This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2, 4 and 5.

the post q passes rule 2

this post passes rule 2? oh wait hang on...

I think....

that must fail 5 that MUST fail 5

I mean... yeah. Yes it does. It came surprisingly close but it failed 5.

that's just going to be a rule 5 pass

This post passes rule 5.

Once in a far away land there lived a giant by the name of Oswaldo. Oswaldo was tall and hirsuite and only wore the most foul smelling cologne that he purchased from the supermarket down the road which was operated by a whole bucket of eels known as Nigels. One day a man wearing a very tall hat walked into Nigels' shop and demanded all the liquor in the land be poured into a small barrel he carried around in his spine. He was a man without remorse, without time to walk around in the daylight or the tools to purchase liquor for himself.

Oswaldo strode into the supermarket carrying his enormous club known locally as Graveltong, Slayer of The Obscene. He did not take kindly to those who would seek to extort liquids from the weak and only mildly electric. There was a time at which Oswaldo might have been the one on the other side of the counter and he recalled those lawless days with a sort of longing but not too much, not enough to become a problem. An octopus is involved in this story now, his name is AYHAGJH and he enters the story carrying a bicycle his tentacles are ill equipped to handle and his motivation in this tale is to build a more better bicycle one that can more easily propel the octopoid form around the above water land.

The man revealed himself to be a robot and he grew twelve storeys tall. Oswaldo started to climb his leg for approximately 4 minutes of time. Oil poured from the robot's open mouth as he screamed bloody vengeance for his fallen colleague and at long last we reach the culmination of this tale. Oswaldo never got the cologne that he was looking for but along the way he learned the most important treasure was actually delicious french fries that he stole from the robot's fries compartment. AYHAGJH perfected his bike and used his new found fame to cycle all the way around the kingdom. Some arsehole tipped Nigels' out of their bucket and did something obscene with it. Graveltong was put back in a museum where it belongs. The robot decided to go back to college to learn how to properly obtain liquour. And they all lived happily ever after.

This post passes rules 3 and 5.

the post q passes (ahem) rule 2

uh... have i done this post, this post sounds familiar

that might be why it sounds familiar

but i've definitely analyzed this exact sequence of letters before

yea, i judged it in the previous page!

well, because of stuff and reasons! Because you guys were going too fast! That was the previous judgement post.

Um.

So this one only passes rule 5.

This post passes rules 3 and 5.

the post q passes (ahem) rule 2

uh... have i done this post, this post sounds familiar

that might be why it sounds familiar

but i've definitely analyzed this exact sequence of letters before

yea, i judged it in the previous page!

well, because of stuff and reasons! Because you guys were going too fast! That was the previous judgement post.

Um.

So this one only passes rule 5.

oh god, now i have to analyze this post, to see if this one is nontrivial.

It was a great bit of artistic daring on your part

Ok so this qwerx post actually passes rules 3 and 5 which means it's equivalent to your story.

(Wow, rude!)

No, no, I read Ix's story aloud.

This post passes rules 3 and 5.

I have successfully judged all of the posts!

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I have successfully judged all of the posts!

This post passes rule 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.


This post passes rules 2 and 5.

This post passes rule 2.

[Inaudible reaction:]

This post passes rule 5.

The letter b 3008 times and no B.

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