ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

Wait, We're Actually Having A Lynch Today, Sort Of?

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 1 (Wheat)
OrangeAipom: 1 (qwerx3)
The Demons: 7 (Kieros, earthexe, Not The Author, Granolaman, Shredded, Robust Laser, Kaynato)

End of Day 3

Wheat: 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman: 1 (Wheat)
OrangeAipom: 1 (qwerx3)
The Demons: 7 (Kieros, earthexe, Not The Author, Granolaman, Shredded, Robust Laser, Kaynato)

The corporation is very confused. As far as it can tell, the demons don't have any shares, so how can they lose them?

Nonetheless, the shareholders have made their choice clear, and so begins a twenty-minute PowerPoint presentation asking what exactly is to be done.

After debating with itself for a while, the corporation concludes that the available option most in line with the decision is to open a gateway to Hell and toss the gateway out into the void.

So, it does that. However, moments before the portal is ejected from the building, a note pops out.

"You assholes think we just wander through portals without checking where they lead first? You didn't do squat except piss us off. Just for that we're pushing up the deadline a bit. And we do mean DEAD."

It seems the demons have taken this as an insult and will be moving their apocalypse 12 hours ahead of schedule. Nice work, everyone.

By the time you all finish reading the note, however, you realize that Wheat... or Robert Pattison... whoever it was has disappeared without a trace.

It is now night. Please get your actions in promptly.

All night actions are in. I'll start the day soon after I wake up tomorrow.

If anyone's having second thoughts about their actions, this is your last chance to change them.

Okay, working my way through night action results, day will be starting shortly. Sorry for the delay, I make bad decisions at night.

A new day arrives. However, before the daily headcount can begin, someone stumbles onto Robust Laser's corpse.

fuck.

Damn, Robust Laser had the power to mess with other people's abilities. Shit, he could make them use their night actions on themselves.
Fuck, he'd hear them swear after he did, depending on what happened.

His target would say "damn" if their action didn't have a meaningful effect on themselves; "shit" if it did have an effect; and "fuck" if they died, whether it was to their own action or just a coincidence.

Damn, he didn't care about the conspiracy one way or another.
Shit, his win condition was to hear "fuck" three times.

Fuck, he's dead now.

After Robust Laser's identity is revealed, everyone realized that Granolaman is nowhere to be found. What, another disappearance?

The company clears its throat and reminds everyone that there's a vote to be held today.

Deadline will be Friday at midnight. Sorry for the delay in starting.

Livelist:
-qwerx3
-Ixcaliber
-AgentBlue
-Shredded
-Kíeros
-OrangeAipom
-Akumu
-Sruixan
-Not The Author
-Kaynato
-earthexe

With 11 alive and present, it takes 6 to lynch and 4 to soft-lynch.

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WHY IS (GRANOLAMAN) GONE? DID THEY SACRIFICE (THEMSELVES)? OR DID (ROBUST LASER) FUCK (THEM) UP?

I'm not sure, that seems pretty similar to what's been going on.

So, uh, odds on everything going belly-up at the end of today?

You awaken to the scene of another crime; one perpetrated right here in your very chambers! Taking a closer look at the corpse you realize that the knife imapling it is not just any knife but your custom labelled Very Favourite Knife. You don't remember ever having a Very Favourite Knife but this evidence seems to speak for itself.

Not to mention you're not sure what you were doing last night. Or the whole of yesterday for that matter...

With a case this strong against yourself it's difficult not to at least consider the thought that maybe you were the culprit all along?

You think maybe the body hasn't been found by the group at large yet. How will you proceed?

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look for other knives and check for any labels

You should find someone to confide in. But who?

There's only one person you can trust implicitly and that is of course Sruixan.

You head out to visit him. Even though mostly everyone is asleep he's still giving his presentation.

"Hey what's up. I might have done a Crime^TM?"

Give Ix a hug

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

There's another body to clean up!

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Is it time for AGGRESSIVE HUG OFFS?

EVENT!

Sruix gives Ix a hug. Aww.

You may now resume the meeting.

If you need to soak up those bloodstains, I've found what are either towels or the world's moldiest curtains. Either way, should get the job done.

I figure, with regards to 'Nola vanishing, there's a few possibilities:

1. Granola resurrected Schazer, who sacrificed Granola, prematurely ending Schazer's resurrection,
   
2. Someone with the power to copy the powers of the dead copied Schazer's power and sacrificed Granola, or
   
3. Third option.

Best guesses, anyway. Supposing a sacrifice did occur, I think that'd give us... until the end of Day 5? So, uh... nnnnnnow what.

Shit.

I'll vote Sruixian

also i bite robust laser's dead body

Oh Right, Voting Happens In This Game Sometimes

Sruixan - 1 (OrangeAipom)

With 11 alive and present, it takes 6 to lynch and 4 to soft lynch.
Deadline is Friday, October 28th at midnight (that is, end of the day, not beginning), Mountain time.

Hot damn, NTA, where did you get these? These are disgusting

Is there a laundromat in this place?

Are there even showers in this place? Holy shit

I think we can all agree that vampires (or zombies?) are a pretty good approximation to demons.

vote: OrangeAipom

Found 'em in a sub-basement while looking for the jet. They were crumpled next to a window with a lovely view of the indefinite void, which suggests either impossible foresight by the architects, or that the whole building sunk underground and they just kept rebuilding to hide the fact. I'd guess the latter, but hey, what do I know?

I think I passed one of those chemical wash stations somewhere down there, too? I dunno, I kinda skipped that floor. Smelled so strongly of antiseptic no amount of energy drink would wash it out. Bleah. Feel free to look around down there, if you like, but, uh, I think I'll stay up here, if you don't mind.