Post making contest: easier mode

Hey guys! It's time for a brand new ruleset! I had so many good rules for this particular ruleset that I had to break it into Two Pieces! Ruleset α consists of Rules 1-5. Ruleset β consists of Rules A-E. They're independent of one another and you don't need to pass them both at once (it may not be possible to pass both at once, I'm not sure).

There is a theme and let me just give you a little clue:

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This post doesn't pass any of the rules though you could make an impassionated argument that it passes rule 4.

trumpet and the number Sanji

trumpet and the number Sanji

Passes rule 3

Won peace.

sanji ate the banana banana fruit and turned into a banana.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

Passes rules B and C.

Won peace.

Passes no rules.

ji

ji

Passes rule C

btp, you're the real John Belushi.
John, Jim, Joanne, Jones, Johnny, Johm, Job, Josh, Janice, Jody, Jill, Jonh, Jon, Gohn

Belushi, Bistromi, Beladdi, Buleshi, Delushie, Beslushy, Bartolamy, Beruddi, Belongi, Bistrome
I bet your skin is... Be-luscious.

Nami

Beluji

a link to the past starring john belushi

Code:

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A link to the          \ `-. :  `    :.    `.  \
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A link to the            \   :., :.    ,'o)): ` `-.
A link to the           ,/,' ;' ,::"'`.`---'   `.  `-._
A link to the         ,/  :  ; '"      `;'          ,--`.
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A link to the          '::'     `:'`  ,'(  \`._____.-'"'
A link to the             ;,   ;  `.  `. `._`-.  \\
A link to the             ;:.  ;:       `-._`-.\  \`.
A link to the              '`:. :        |' `. `\  ) \
A link to the                ` ;:       |    `--\__,'
A link to the                   '`      ,'
A link to the                        ,-'

btp, you're the real John Belushi.
John, Jim, Joanne, Jones, Johnny, Johm, Job, Josh, Janice, Jody, Jill, Jonh, Jon, Gohn

Belushi, Bistromi, Beladdi, Buleshi, Delushie, Beslushy, Bartolamy, Beruddi, Belongi, Bistrome
I bet your skin is... Be-luscious.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and B

Nami

This post passes rule C

Beluji

This post passes no rules.

a link to the past starring john belushi

Code:

A link to the                             ;\
A link to the                            |' \
A link to the         _                  ; : ;
A link to the        / `-.              /: : |
A link to the       |  ,-.`-.          ,': : |
A link to the       \  :  `. `.       ,'-. : |
A link to the        \ ;    ;  `-.__,'    `-.|
A link to the         \ ;   ;  :::  ,::'`:.  `.
A link to the          \ `-. :  `    :.    `.  \
A link to the           \   \    ,   ;   ,:    (\
A link to the            \   :., :.    ,'o)): ` `-.
A link to the           ,/,' ;' ,::"'`.`---'   `.  `-._
A link to the         ,/  :  ; '"      `;'          ,--`.
A link to the        ;/   :; ;             ,:'     (   ,:)
A link to the          ,.,:.    ; ,:.,  ,-._ `.     \""'/
A link to the          '::'     `:'`  ,'(  \`._____.-'"'
A link to the             ;,   ;  `.  `. `._`-.  \\
A link to the             ;:.  ;:       `-._`-.\  \`.
A link to the              '`:. :        |' `. `\  ) \
A link to the                ` ;:       |    `--\__,'
A link to the                   '`      ,'
A link to the                        ,-'

This post passes rule 4

I just bolded something for fun.

Passes rule C

I just bolded something for fun.

Passes no rules

Jirachi

Jirachi

Passes no rules.

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I'm gonna be the hokage.

Ramen.



Mermaids

Leg

My bod is stretchy and I can eat any amount of food!

I like treasure, money, and stealing things. I take life's pleasures by the hands ad run!

I fight with three swords... at once! I have one in my mouth and it makes me sexy.

I have a little sling shot and am overall quite useful!

I kick people, and make infinite fooddji. They just can't draw me well...

Hands, arms everywhere. I can instantly kill almost anyone, and yet I don't.

I am super cute... but that's not important! What's important is that I treat your wounds right away with my little hoof hands!

I am a mechanic cyborg or whatever. Nice hair though!

I am a skeleton that makes inappropriate jokes! Hahahaha panties!

Passes rules 5


Passes rules 5 and C

I'm gonna be the hokage.

Ramen.



Mermaids

Leg

Passes rules 4

My bod is stretchy and I can eat any amount of food!

I like treasure, money, and stealing things. I take life's pleasures by the hands ad run!

I fight with three swords... at once! I have one in my mouth and it makes me sexy.

I have a little sling shot and am overall quite useful!

I kick people, and make infinite fooddji. They just can't draw me well...

Hands, arms everywhere. I can instantly kill almost anyone, and yet I don't.

I am super cute... but that's not important! What's important is that I treat your wounds right away with my little hoof hands!

I am a mechanic cyborg or whatever. Nice hair though!

I am a skeleton that makes inappropriate jokes! Hahahaha panties!

This post passes rules 1, 3, 4 and B

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This post passes rule 1 i guesss

I am at work right now and writing a post!!!! :O :O :o :O