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Post making contest 5.0
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RE: Post making contest
08-09-2016, 10:44 PM
Hi, welcome to post #9999. We've all had fun here at the post making contest, so before we reach five digits, let's look at all the happiness we've had in the past rule solving attempts.
... ... Oh. ![[Image: egg009.png?raw=1]](https://www.dropbox.com/s/vv5nrc21is090vz/egg009.png?raw=1) PowerfulFriendly Baby Also this? ![[Image: rTyHuiB.png]](https://i.imgur.com/rTyHuiB.png)
RE: Post making contest
08-09-2016, 10:48 PM
(08-09-2016, 10:30 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Rule 1: A cute post This post passes no rules! (08-09-2016, 10:32 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Rule 1: China This post passes no rules! (08-09-2016, 10:38 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Sruix is a cool good human. This post passes rule secret rule six. This post passes rules 1, 2, 3 and 5! (08-09-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Sruix is a cool good human. This post passes rule secret rule six. This post clearly demonstrates that Ix has passed through all five stages of grief upon realising the theme and thus passes all five rules! (08-09-2016, 10:44 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »Hi, welcome to post #9999. We've all had fun here at the post making contest, so before we reach five digits, let's look at all the happiness we've had in the past rule solving attempts. This post passes no rules!
RE: Post making contest
08-09-2016, 10:50 PM
Reminder that this thread only started in late April and yet it has 10,000 posts.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
08-09-2016, 10:54 PM
THIS WAS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD!
#1 DENIAL: post must claim to pass a rule (other than this one) that it actually fails. #2 ANGER: post must express discontent at the ruleset. #3 BARGAINING: post must beg to pass more rules than it otherwise would #4 DEPRESSION: post must suggest that the poster has either given up trying or is actively refusing to pass the rules #5 ACCEPTANCE: post must correctly indicate at least one of its rule failures unless this would cause a paradox Ix gets bonus points for passing all of these rules in the correct order and even more bonus points for being utterly amazing. Like, this was a bloody astonishing performance. Also points to qwerx for figuring out the theme and more points for courteously allowing Ix to win... (you should now go back and read my personifications of the Grief Gang and ask yourself how the hell I thought I would get away with that)
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:31 AM
Can I do the next one? I've got a special ruleset made...
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:34 AM
go for it Reyweld good luck and god bless
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:38 AM
This ruleset is THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS, commemorating what a sin this thread is. Only 5 of the 7 need to be passed to win. For your consideration:
1. Lust 2. Pride 3. Greed 4. Sloth 5. Envy 6. Wrath 7. and Gluttony!!! Go!
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:44 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS RULESET, WHAT THE HELL, I SHOULD SMASH YOUR FACE IN!
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:45 AM
Man, I wish my rulesets were as cool as this one.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:45 AM
But seriously, my rulesets are the BEST. The absolute best! You won't find any better ones out there!
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:52 AM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 12:55 AM
(08-10-2016, 12:40 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »z Passes 5, 6. (08-10-2016, 12:44 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS RULESET, WHAT THE HELL, I SHOULD SMASH YOUR FACE IN! No rules passed. (08-10-2016, 12:45 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Man, I wish my rulesets were as cool as this one. Passes 5, 6. (08-10-2016, 12:45 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »But seriously, my rulesets are the BEST. The absolute best! You won't find any better ones out there! Passes 5. (08-10-2016, 12:52 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Passes 5, 6, 7.
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:04 AM
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:11 AM
(08-10-2016, 01:04 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: » Passes 5, 6. (08-10-2016, 01:04 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Chocolate. Mmm... chocolate. Passes 5.
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:13 AM
Fails rule 6
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:15 AM
this is a good post made by a pretty cool individual and it definitely 100% passes all the rules
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:16 AM
(08-10-2016, 01:13 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fails rule 6 This is true. Passes 5.
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:17 AM
![[Image: A-three-toed-tree-sloth-h-008.jpg]](https://all-things-sloth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/A-three-toed-tree-sloth-h-008.jpg)
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:19 AM
(08-10-2016, 01:15 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »this is a good post made by a pretty cool individual and it definitely 100% passes all the rules Passes no rules.
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:23 AM
(08-10-2016, 01:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: » Passes 5.
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RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:26 AM
Pickles.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
08-10-2016, 01:33 AM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! |
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