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qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 02:24 AM

Lubrication.

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 02:28 AM

laughing and laughing

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 02:28 AM

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Kíeros · 07-21-2016, 03:03 AM

(07-20-2016, 05:56 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »We 2.

Passes no rules!

(07-20-2016, 05:56 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 3 times!

Passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

(07-20-2016, 05:58 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Share this 4 U,

Passes rule 5.

(07-20-2016, 05:59 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Share this 4 me.

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(07-20-2016, 06:00 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »We share this 4 all folks in our family.

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(07-20-2016, 06:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »We have figured out rule 5. This continues.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

(07-20-2016, 06:00 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »8448 weird dogs

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(07-20-2016, 06:01 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »I am not Kieros.

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(07-20-2016, 06:03 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »thesteakwasicehenitlasted

Passes rule 4.

(07-20-2016, 06:04 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »==>

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(07-20-2016, 06:04 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Jeez! How should we even bother to figure out Rule 1? Rule 1, We know rule 1, but we can't figure out anything about Rule 1. It's a difficult process but I am sure we can wrangle out the specifics sooner or later. Thankfully, we know what rule 1 is.

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(07-20-2016, 06:07 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »cc

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(07-20-2016, 06:08 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »the steak as ice hen it laste

Passes rules 3 and 4.

(07-20-2016, 06:09 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »twords, uwords, vwords, wwords, xwords, ywords, zwords, awords, bwords, cwords, dwords, ewords, fwords, gwords, hwords, iwords, jwords, kwords, lwords, mwords, nwords, owords, pwords, qwords, rwords, and...

SWORDS!

Passes rule 4.

(07-20-2016, 06:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »anguilliform

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 06:16 PM)a52 Wrote: »I still seem to be the only one who has no idea what rule 3 is.

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 06:17 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »don't eat eels they don't give you superpowers i'm sorry

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(07-20-2016, 06:18 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »
(07-20-2016, 06:16 PM)a52 Wrote: »I still seem to be the only one who has no idea what rule 3 is.

Well, if it's any consolation, you just passed it with that post. Congrats.

Passes no rules, but is 100% correct.

(07-20-2016, 06:18 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Do eat eels, they don't give you superpowers.

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 06:19 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 07:17 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »This is so wrong. I need to stop.

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(07-20-2016, 07:20 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I may have gotten rule 1???

Subwoofer

Passes rules 2 and 3.

(07-20-2016, 07:20 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »extracticulate

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(07-20-2016, 07:21 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Shiitake Fungus

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(07-20-2016, 07:21 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Today's top poster: Sruixan (57 posts)

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(07-20-2016, 07:21 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Hahaha nope I'm just kidding.

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(07-20-2016, 07:28 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'm a shitposter at heart.

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(07-20-2016, 07:28 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am exactly as patient as I wanted to be.

Have we figured out rule 1 yet?

Passes rule 4.

(07-20-2016, 07:29 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Have we?

I think this most likely passes rule 2, but I'm not entirely sure.

(07-20-2016, 07:29 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »What does the delta mean?

Can I touch it?

...

Can I eat it?

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(07-20-2016, 07:30 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Google snerf fadarkle.

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(07-20-2016, 07:32 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
(07-20-2016, 07:29 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »What does the delta mean?

Can I touch it?

...

Can I eat it?

.Δ
ΔΔ

Passes no rules, but I think this would be a lot funnier if I didn't have a monospace font as default.

(07-20-2016, 07:33 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Oh wait, rule 1 is passed?

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(07-20-2016, 07:34 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »****3

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(07-20-2016, 07:34 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Ѭ

I am a three-legged man with a stick.

Passes rule 4.

(07-20-2016, 07:34 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »***3*

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(07-20-2016, 07:36 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I fear this man !!!

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(07-20-2016, 07:48 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »To the Lft

Passes no rules, regardless of if that's left, lift, or loft.

(07-20-2016, 07:54 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Passes no rules!

(07-20-2016, 08:03 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Will we make another post? Postensibly.

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(07-20-2016, 08:24 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Yes! We'll make another one, a single post, right here, and not left.

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 09:13 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »
(07-20-2016, 07:21 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Today's top poster: Sruixan (57 posts)

I'm so proud of myself. Honest.

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 09:17 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »

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(07-20-2016, 09:38 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Stuck in heat? Try a popsickle!

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(07-20-2016, 10:15 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Stuck in mud? Uh, well, I'm sorry, can't really help you there.

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(07-20-2016, 10:23 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »it

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(07-20-2016, 10:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »c....................

Passes rule 4.

(07-20-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »At a island called Java, at Fort Ran, Pascal sees the fourth ruby python with a basic lisp.

Did he C#? Passes no rules.

(07-20-2016, 11:01 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Passes rule 3.

(07-20-2016, 11:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Today's top posters:

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(07-20-2016, 11:27 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
(07-20-2016, 11:01 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Today's top poster: Kaynato (57 posts)

By posting this I probably changed the top poster huh

Passes rule 4.

(07-20-2016, 11:50 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Passes no rules!

(07-21-2016, 12:00 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #199.

The Hawksquawk is now 35:18 clean and 43:41 in total. It hangs if you scroll through it too fast, contains 123 instances of the word "dong" and its plural, and its most recent track is labelled "tumble dryer".

This is fine.

End of message.

Passes no rules, but is certainly interesting.

(07-21-2016, 12:03 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Hey hey hey go hear and listen to my voice

Passes rules 3 and 4.

(07-21-2016, 12:05 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »put the pan to 6000 degrees, melt iron, forge weapons of war

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(07-21-2016, 12:13 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #200.

Reyweld you have such a great voice and you use it to say such wonderful words. I did indeed listen to it earlier and it's what reminded/inspired me to poke my own ridiculous efforts this evening... unfortunately I'm not very good at keeping it simple, as you can probably gather from the near-hour WIP running time. I read some stuff of yours in it! It's really swell! I just can't finish it because it's so big! Aaaaaaah!

but yeah your SquawkHawks are snazzy keep it up - audio shitposting is such an underrated form of shitposting...

End of message.

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(07-21-2016, 12:32 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »C

Passes rules 3 and 4.

(07-21-2016, 12:32 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »in unrelated news, Today's top poster: Kaynato (58 posts)

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(07-21-2016, 01:41 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Today's top poster: qwerx3 (2 posts)

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(07-21-2016, 01:48 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »There's a post I can't see, so I'm posting.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

(07-21-2016, 01:52 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't graded yet

Passes rule 2.

(07-21-2016, 01:56 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Let's ... stop here?

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(07-21-2016, 01:57 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »it figured!

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(07-21-2016, 01:59 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
(07-21-2016, 01:56 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Let's ... stop here?

the only way to go is... go???

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(07-21-2016, 02:03 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »yes, but the only way to stop is to stop

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(07-21-2016, 02:09 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »ahh, i'm sure Kieros won't mind again. Especially since we're not rule 3 congaing anymore. Easier to judge.

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(07-21-2016, 02:15 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »I'll take this opportunity to share music:

Passes rule 4.

(07-21-2016, 02:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Passes rule 4.

(07-21-2016, 02:24 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Lubrication.

Passes rule 4.

(07-21-2016, 02:28 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »laughing and laughing

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(07-21-2016, 02:28 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »[A bunch of b's]

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**Kaynato** · 07-21-2016, 03:14 AM

Have we figured out Rule 1 yet?

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 03:39 AM

abcdefghijklm 2

Dragon Fogel · 07-21-2016, 04:05 AM

This is a haiku.
Fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp.
Thank you for your time.

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 04:07 AM

Fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp, fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp, fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp.

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 04:29 AM

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 04:30 AM

actually what the fuck is going on in this video

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 04:46 AM

Seagull.Show

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 05:57 AM

Fremp Fremp
Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp
Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp
Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp
Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp Fremp

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 05:58 AM

I think once we use the word once the magic is gone :(

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 06:25 AM

The magic of fremp can never be extinguished

CrimsonMage · 07-21-2016, 06:52 AM

???????

qwerx3 · 07-21-2016, 07:20 AM

[11:24 AM] Ixcaliber: is crimsonmage a maths?

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 08:26 AM

i will uncover the secret post

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 08:39 AM

What is a harpsichord?

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 08:39 AM

A harpsichord is a musical instrument played by means of a keyboard. It produces sound by plucking a string when a key is pressed.

Sruixan · 07-21-2016, 09:55 AM

continued

Sruixan · 07-21-2016, 09:55 AM

It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't continued yet

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 10:30 AM

hi Sruixan

how are you?

how's the weather today?

Sruixan · 07-21-2016, 10:46 AM

hey Ix

I am doing pretty good, thanks - it's slightly cooler today, too, so that's nice. Tomorrow doesn't look so promising, however...

How are things at your end? Is there still suffering?

Ixcaliber · 07-21-2016, 11:12 AM

Earlier I was too cold and had to put a shirt on, but that was potentially because it was night time. Things are pretty okay r/n. Would you like to learn more about harpsichords?

Sruixan · 07-21-2016, 11:32 AM

Ix I am always up for more harpsichord info. What have you got?