Post making contest 4.0

Lubrication.

laughing and laughing

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We 2.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 3 times!

Passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

Share this 4 U,

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Share this 4 me.

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We share this 4 all folks in our family.

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We have figured out rule 5. This continues.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

8448 weird dogs

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I am not Kieros.

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thesteakwasicehenitlasted

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==>

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Jeez! How should we even bother to figure out Rule 1? Rule 1, We know rule 1, but we can't figure out anything about Rule 1. It's a difficult process but I am sure we can wrangle out the specifics sooner or later. Thankfully, we know what rule 1 is.

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the steak as ice hen it laste

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twords, uwords, vwords, wwords, xwords, ywords, zwords, awords, bwords, cwords, dwords, ewords, fwords, gwords, hwords, iwords, jwords, kwords, lwords, mwords, nwords, owords, pwords, qwords, rwords, and...


SWORDS!

Passes rule 4.

anguilliform

Passes rule 3.

I still seem to be the only one who has no idea what rule 3 is.

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don't eat eels they don't give you superpowers i'm sorry

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I still seem to be the only one who has no idea what rule 3 is.

Well, if it's any consolation, you just passed it with that post. Congrats.

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Do eat eels, they don't give you superpowers.

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This is so wrong. I need to stop.

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I may have gotten rule 1???

Subwoofer

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extracticulate

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Shiitake Fungus

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Today's top poster: Sruixan (57 posts)

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Hahaha nope I'm just kidding.

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I'm a shitposter at heart.

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I am exactly as patient as I wanted to be.

Have we figured out rule 1 yet?

Passes rule 4.

Have we?

I think this most likely passes rule 2, but I'm not entirely sure.

What does the delta mean?

Can I touch it?

...

Can I eat it?

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Google snerf fadarkle.

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What does the delta mean?

Can I touch it?

...

Can I eat it?

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Passes no rules, but I think this would be a lot funnier if I didn't have a monospace font as default.

Oh wait, rule 1 is passed?

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****3

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I am a three-legged man with a stick.

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***3*

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I fear this man !!!

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To the Lft

Passes no rules, regardless of if that's left, lift, or loft.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.




"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.



`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

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Will we make another post? Postensibly.

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Yes! We'll make another one, a single post, right here, and not left.

Passes rule 3.

Today's top poster: Sruixan (57 posts)

I'm so proud of myself. Honest.

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Stuck in heat? Try a popsickle!

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Stuck in mud? Uh, well, I'm sorry, can't really help you there.

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Passes rule 4.

At a island called Java, at Fort Ran, Pascal sees the fourth ruby python with a basic lisp.

Did he C#? Passes no rules.

Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Passes rule 3.

Today's top posters:

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Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Today's top poster: Kaynato (57 posts)

By posting this I probably changed the top poster huh

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Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

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This is update #199.

The Hawksquawk is now 35:18 clean and 43:41 in total. It hangs if you scroll through it too fast, contains 123 instances of the word "dong" and its plural, and its most recent track is labelled "tumble dryer".

This is fine.

End of message.

Passes no rules, but is certainly interesting.

Hey hey hey go hear and listen to my voice

Passes rules 3 and 4.

put the pan to 6000 degrees, melt iron, forge weapons of war

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This is update #200.

Reyweld you have such a great voice and you use it to say such wonderful words. I did indeed listen to it earlier and it's what reminded/inspired me to poke my own ridiculous efforts this evening... unfortunately I'm not very good at keeping it simple, as you can probably gather from the near-hour WIP running time. I read some stuff of yours in it! It's really swell! I just can't finish it because it's so big! Aaaaaaah!

but yeah your SquawkHawks are snazzy keep it up - audio shitposting is such an underrated form of shitposting...

End of message.

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C

Passes rules 3 and 4.

in unrelated news, Today's top poster: Kaynato (58 posts)

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Today's top poster: qwerx3 (2 posts)

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There's a post I can't see, so I'm posting.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't graded yet

Passes rule 2.

Let's ... stop here?

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it figured!

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Let's ... stop here?

the only way to go is... go???

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yes, but the only way to stop is to stop

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ahh, i'm sure Kieros won't mind again. Especially since we're not rule 3 congaing anymore. Easier to judge.

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I'll take this opportunity to share music:

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Lubrication.

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laughing and laughing

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Have we figured out Rule 1 yet?

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This is a haiku.
Fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp.
Thank you for your time.

Fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp, fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp, fremp fremp fremp fremp fremp.

actually what the fuck is going on in this video

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I think once we use the word once the magic is gone :(

The magic of fremp can never be extinguished

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[11:24 AM] Ixcaliber: is crimsonmage a maths?

i will uncover the secret post

What is a harpsichord?

A harpsichord is a musical instrument played by means of a keyboard. It produces sound by plucking a string when a key is pressed.

continued

It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't continued yet

hi Sruixan

how are you?

how's the weather today?

hey Ix

I am doing pretty good, thanks - it's slightly cooler today, too, so that's nice. Tomorrow doesn't look so promising, however...

How are things at your end? Is there still suffering?

Earlier I was too cold and had to put a shirt on, but that was potentially because it was night time. Things are pretty okay r/n. Would you like to learn more about harpsichords?

Ix I am always up for more harpsichord info. What have you got?