Post making contest 4.0

Stuck in heat? Try a popsickle!

Stuck in mud? Uh, well, I'm sorry, can't really help you there.

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At a island called Java, at Fort Ran, Pascal sees the fourth ruby python with a basic lisp.

Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Today's top posters:

Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

Today's top poster: Kaynato (57 posts)

By posting this I probably changed the top poster huh

Today's top poster: qwerx3 (57 posts)

This is update #199.

The Hawksquawk is now 35:18 clean and 43:41 in total. It hangs if you scroll through it too fast, contains 123 instances of the word "dong" and its plural, and its most recent track is labelled "tumble dryer".

This is fine.

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Hey hey hey go hear and listen to my voice

put the pan to 6000 degrees, melt iron, forge weapons of war

This is update #200.

Reyweld you have such a great voice and you use it to say such wonderful words. I did indeed listen to it earlier and it's what reminded/inspired me to poke my own ridiculous efforts this evening... unfortunately I'm not very good at keeping it simple, as you can probably gather from the near-hour WIP running time. I read some stuff of yours in it! It's really swell! I just can't finish it because it's so big! Aaaaaaah!

but yeah your SquawkHawks are snazzy keep it up - audio shitposting is such an underrated form of shitposting...

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in unrelated news, Today's top poster: Kaynato (58 posts)

Today's top poster: qwerx3 (2 posts)

There's a post I can't see, so I'm posting.

It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't graded yet

Let's ... stop here?

it figured!

Let's ... stop here?

the only way to go is... go???

yes, but the only way to stop is to stop

ahh, i'm sure Kieros won't mind again. Especially since we're not rule 3 congaing anymore. Easier to judge.

I'll take this opportunity to share music:

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