Post making contest 4.0

*raises finger and opens mouth to speak*

...

*closes mouth*

Okay I'm going to set the record straight on how we all stand on this contentious issue:

Here's a list of people who think cats aren't weird dogs:

• Akumu
  

And here's a list of people who aren't super wrong:

• Ixcaliber
  
• Dragon Fogel
  
• Keiros
  
• probably everyone else
  

Kíeros's name has been struck from the Book of Life, and is sundered forever from the One True God who reigns over all the three types of animals of the earth.

Passes none of the rules

I want everybody to know that there are exactly three categories of animal:

1. Normal dogs
2. Weird dogs
3. The other weird dog

This list is completely correct now.

Passes none of the rules

*raises finger and opens mouth to speak*

...

*closes mouth*

Passes none of the rules

Okay I'm going to set the record straight on how we all stand on this contentious issue:

Here's a list of people who think cats aren't weird dogs:

• Akumu
  

And here's a list of people who aren't super wrong:

• Ixcaliber
  
• Dragon Fogel
  
• Keiros
  
• probably everyone else
  

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Provocation!

Rally to me, true believers! Who know that cats are not dogs, are the antithesis of dogs, and can never be dogs, weird or otherwise!!!!

Provocation!

Rally to me, true believers! Who know that cats are not dogs, are the antithesis of dogs, and can never be dogs, weird or otherwise!!!!

Passes rule 4, congrats

Provocation!

Rally to me, true believers! Who know that cats are not dogs, are the antithesis of dogs, and can never be dogs, weird or otherwise!!!!

Signal boost.

All the weird dog deniers please make your terrible opinions known.

Provocation!

Rally to me, true believers! Who know that cats are not dogs, are the antithesis of dogs, and can never be dogs, weird or otherwise!!!!

Signal boost.

All the weird dog deniers please make your terrible opinions known.

This passes none of the rules

Are cats rule 1?

11 Weird Dogs Who Look Suspiciously Like Cats

This post ends in an exclamation point!

Are cats rule 1?

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11 Weird Dogs Who Look Suspiciously Like Cats

Passes rule 1

This post ends in an exclamation point!

Passes none of the rules

Akumu is banished to heretic corner.

Akumu is banished to heretic corner.

Passes rule 4

SEE AKUMU?

SEE???!?!?

Helical Bebop

SEE AKUMU?

SEE???!?!?

Passes none of the rules

Day after day
Alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin
Is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Well on the way
Head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices
Talking perfectly loud

But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

And nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round, oh oh oh, round round round round

He never listens to them
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him

The fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Helical Bebop

Passes none of the rules, but is a nice Mystery Hunt find

Helical Bebop

Passes none of the rules, but is a nice Mystery Hunt find

That was my favorite thing for multiple reasons

Day after day
Alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin
Is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Well on the way
Head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices
Talking perfectly loud

But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

And nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round, oh oh oh, round round round round

He never listens to them
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him

The fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Passes none of the rules

That was my favorite thing for multiple reasons

Passes none of the rules

Helical Bebop

Passes none of the rules, but is a nice Mystery Hunt find

That was my favorite thing for multiple reasons

still doesn't pass any rules

7697 weird dogs that are cats

7697 weird dogs that are cats

This post passes rule 1 and makes me a little sad

controversial new opinions:

cats are dogs but not weird dogs because mammalian dogs are not weird enough - robust laser

maybe cats are neither cats or weird dogs - qwerx3

7700 weird gods

I don't know how to speak English.