Post making contest 4.0

Doce

THERE'S YOUR PROOF IX

I TOLD YOU

update something point somethind: sruix is ninety percent rude.

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12. Twelve.

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Ixcaliber good!!! Lubrication.

This post passes rule 1 not for the reason detailed in the next post though

My previous post had the following properties:

1. Sentences no longer than five syllables
2. Has text that is all of bold, underlined, italics, nested in that order
3. Has an English word of at least four syllables
4. "Shouts"
5. Compliments an Eagle-Timer

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Doce

This post passes rule 3

THERE'S YOUR PROOF IX

I TOLD YOU

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Vagrance by Calvin Klein

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Akumu

It's probably safer to remove the thread number from the link if you're doing it that way, otherwise you'll just redirect to the first post if people post in other threads before you're done.

Bonus reason to do it: you have a slim chance of accidentally tricking someone.

g0m

Yeah, but it's easier to just copy the link from another post in the thread, and then edit it multiple times to give me 5x the chance of success.

Do I go for helpfulness or laziness...
Laziness

TWELVE. 12.

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SIXTEEN. 16. TWO SQUARED AND THEN SQUARED. TWO TO THE POWER OF FOUR. FOUR TO THE POWER OF TWO. FOUR SQUARED. TWO SQUARED TWICE. FOUR LESS THAN TWENTY. ONE OH OH OH OH IN BINARY.

EIGHTEEN. 18. ATOMIC NUMBER OF ARGON. AGE WHERE VOTING BECOMES LEGAL (IN THE UNITED STATES). NUMBER OF HOLES IN GOLF. THE EIGHTEENTH LETTER IS R. YOU CAN WATCH R RATED MOVIES WITHOUT AN ADULT GUARDIAN AT EIGHTEEN. HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED.

This is update #180.

I'm now going to try to get my old computer running for long enough to find my original mafia spreadsheet. Part of me would like to think that I may find other treasures while I'm hunting, but I'm pretty sure my backup is for the most part complete and thus the only gems are the ones I dropped on Discord last night. Having said that, I'm literally about to have to go searching for a file that I should very definitely have made a copy of three years ago...

End of message.

and sruixan was never seen again as they fell into a hole in their RAM

Vagrance by Calvin Klein

This post passes rule 5

a a u o i a a a.
a a u o i a a a!
a a u o i a a a?
a a u o i a a a
a a u o i a a a
a a u o i a a a
a a u o i a a a
a a a a i a a a

This post passes rules 2, 4 and 5

Akumu

This post passes rules 1, 2 and 5

It's probably safer to remove the thread number from the link if you're doing it that way, otherwise you'll just redirect to the first post if people post in other threads before you're done.

Bonus reason to do it: you have a slim chance of accidentally tricking someone.

This post passes rules 3, 4 and 5

g0m

This post passes rule 5

Yeah, but it's easier to just copy the link from another post in the thread, and then edit it multiple times to give me 5x the chance of success.

Do I go for helpfulness or laziness...
Laziness

This post passes rule 5

TWELVE. 12.

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14

This post passes rules 2, 3 and 5

SIXTEEN. 16. TWO SQUARED AND THEN SQUARED. TWO TO THE POWER OF FOUR. FOUR TO THE POWER OF TWO. FOUR SQUARED. TWO SQUARED TWICE. FOUR LESS THAN TWENTY. ONE OH OH OH OH IN BINARY.

This post passes rules 3 and 5

EIGHTEEN. 18. ATOMIC NUMBER OF ARGON. AGE WHERE VOTING BECOMES LEGAL (IN THE UNITED STATES). NUMBER OF HOLES IN GOLF. THE EIGHTEENTH LETTER IS R. YOU CAN WATCH R RATED MOVIES WITHOUT AN ADULT GUARDIAN AT EIGHTEEN. HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED.

This post passes rules 3 and 5

This is update #180.

I'm now going to try to get my old computer running for long enough to find my original mafia spreadsheet. Part of me would like to think that I may find other treasures while I'm hunting, but I'm pretty sure my backup is for the most part complete and thus the only gems are the ones I dropped on Discord last night. Having said that, I'm literally about to have to go searching for a file that I should very definitely have made a copy of three years ago...

End of message.

This post passes rules 3, 4 and 5

and sruixan was never seen again as they fell into a hole in their RAM

This post passes rules 2, 3 and 5

20.

Insert jokes here.

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20.

Insert jokes here.

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This post passes rules 1, 2 and 5

Kieros

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Kieros

This post passes rules 1, 2, 3 and 5

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This post passes rules 2, 4 and 5

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Kieros, it's probably safer to remove the thread number from the link if you're doing it that way, otherwise you'll just redirect to the first post if people post in other threads before you're done.

Bonus reason to do it: you have a slim chance of accidentally tricking someone.

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a0 a fixes of i a a a!
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This post passes rules 1 and 5

Kieros, it's probably safer to remove the thread number from the link if you're doing it that way, otherwise you'll just redirect to the first post if people post in other threads before you're done.

Bonus reason to do it: you have a slim chance of accidentally tricking someone.

This post passes rules 2, 3 and 5