Post making contest 3.0

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, [b] [video=youtube]youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/video]

This post passes rules 1, 3, and 4!

one two three four five seventeen

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

one two three four five seventeen

Passes no rules!

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Passes rule 1!

Never gonna give you balderdash

I'm thinking Rule 5 may be partially meta, since the same text has passed it and failed it at different times.

Not that I have any clue what the meta requirement might be.

Jabberwock.

that is probably the case yes

Never gonna:

1. give you up
   
2. let you down
   

Never gonna give you balderdash

Passes no rules!

I'm thinking Rule 5 may be partially meta, since the same text has passed it and failed it at different times.

Not that I have any clue what the meta requirement might be.

Jabberwock.

Passes no rules!

that is probably the case yes

Passes no rules!

Never gonna:

1. give you up
   
2. let you down
   

Passes no rules!

I just had a stupid idea.

I just had a stupid idea.

Passes no rules! Honestly though, that's an amazing idea. Should have been the rule.

You skipped post 6591, CrimsonMage

Never gonna give you balderdash

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Okay we've not seen rule 4 yet. Here's a concerted attempt to break it:

1. formatting! you know the drill by this point
   
2. now the other kind of formatting
   
3. a third type?
   

Show Content

Spoiler

Show Content

Spoiler

boy am i gonna feel silly if there was a rule _four breaker already in ^our midst!

two-faced

You skipped post 6591, CrimsonMage

Never gonna give you balderdash

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Okay we've not seen rule 4 yet. Here's a concerted attempt to break it:

1. formatting! you know the drill by this point
   
2. now the other kind of formatting
   
3. a third type?
   

Show Content

Spoiler

Show Content

Spoiler

boy am i gonna feel silly if there was a rule _four breaker already in ^our midst!

Passes rule 1!

two-faced

passes no rules

I guess I should try this, just to be thorough.

I guess I should try this, just to be thorough.

Gallia in tres partes diviserat.

I guess I should try this, just to be thorough.

Passed no rules. Too bad though.

I guess I should try this, just to be thorough.

Gallia in tres partes diviserat.

Passed no rules!

Enter Kent, Gloucester, and Edmund. [Kent and Glouceste converse.
Edmund stands back.]
Kent. I thought the King had more affected the Duke of Albany
than
Cornwall.
Glou. It did always seem so to us; but now, in the division of
the
kingdom, it appears not which of the Dukes he values most,
for
equalities are so weigh'd that curiosity in neither can make
choice of either's moiety.
Kent. Is not this your son, my lord?
Glou. His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge. I have so
often
blush'd to acknowledge him that now I am braz'd to't.
Kent. I cannot conceive you.
Glou. Sir, this young fellow's mother could; whereupon she grew
round-womb'd, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere
she
had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?
Kent. I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so
proper.
Glou. But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year elder
than
this, who yet is no dearer in my account. Though this knave
came
something saucily into the world before he was sent for, yet
was
his mother fair, there was good sport at his making, and the
whoreson must be acknowledged.- Do you know this noble
gentleman,
Edmund?
Edm. [comes forward] No, my lord.
Glou. My Lord of Kent. Remember him hereafter as my honourable
friend.
Edm. My services to your lordship.
Kent. I must love you, and sue to know you better.
Edm. Sir, I shall study deserving.
Glou. He hath been out nine years, and away he shall again.
Sound a sennet.
The King is coming.

face

1. face
   
2. face
   

Enter Kent, Gloucester, and Edmund. [Kent and Glouceste converse.
Edmund stands back.]
Kent. I thought the King had more affected the Duke of Albany
than
Cornwall.
Glou. It did always seem so to us; but now, in the division of
the
kingdom, it appears not which of the Dukes he values most,
for
equalities are so weigh'd that curiosity in neither can make
choice of either's moiety.
Kent. Is not this your son, my lord?
Glou. His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge. I have so
often
blush'd to acknowledge him that now I am braz'd to't.
Kent. I cannot conceive you.
Glou. Sir, this young fellow's mother could; whereupon she grew
round-womb'd, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere
she
had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?
Kent. I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so
proper.
Glou. But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year elder
than
this, who yet is no dearer in my account. Though this knave
came
something saucily into the world before he was sent for, yet
was
his mother fair, there was good sport at his making, and the
whoreson must be acknowledged.- Do you know this noble
gentleman,
Edmund?
Edm. [comes forward] No, my lord.
Glou. My Lord of Kent. Remember him hereafter as my honourable
friend.
Edm. My services to your lordship.
Kent. I must love you, and sue to know you better.
Edm. Sir, I shall study deserving.
Glou. He hath been out nine years, and away he shall again.
Sound a sennet.
The King is coming.

This passes rule 1!

face

This doesn't pass anything.

1. face
   
2. face
   

This doesn't pass anything.

Every single post in this entire thread could have potentially passed rule 5.

Every single post in this entire thread could have potentially passed rule 5.

Every single post in this entire thread could have potentially passed rule 5.

This passes no rules

evrey signle psot ni tihs enitre trhead colud hvae ptonetially psased rlue fvie.

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