Post making contest 1.0

Eh, I was a little bemused, but it's not worth grousing over.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4 and 5!

Akumu, I think you were on the right track with one of your theories. You did a good job thinking that up!

If I were you, I'd have no egrets.

This post breaks rules 3 and 4!

Sruix, you've got good instincts for this sort of thing. Do you have any moa ideas for what Rules 3 and 4 could be?

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 4.

Well, Fogel, I dunnock. My first idea for rule 4 looked sound, but #2068 & #2069 swiftly put an end to that theory. We may just have to keep trying things, as ruff as that may be.

Well, Fogel, I dunnock. My first idea for rule 4 looked sound, but #2068 & #2069 swiftly put an end to that theory. We may just have to keep trying things, as ruff as that may be.

Shit, sorry. #2068 and #2069, on re-examination, pass Rule 4. They break all the others though. Should I go back and edit things I missed?

Your post, it breaks rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Players Hate Him!
Man aggravates online friends using this one weird rule!
Click here to find out more!

Ixcaliber, you made a good post here, and not just because it passes Rule 4.

For a moment I thought about egging you on, but then I chickened out.

Shit, sorry. #2068 and #2069, on re-examination, pass Rule 4. They break all the others though. Should I go back and edit things I missed?

Yeah, that would be helpful, ta.

Also, Fogel! It looks like you've made an excellent post there, so well done you!

i'm gonna eat a pizza served hot the way pizzas are

frick, I fucked up, this post does not break all the rules. It breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

I hope I am right but at this point it will also be really funny if I am wrong.

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!

good

Players Hate Him!
Man aggravates online friends using this one weird rule!
Click here to find out more!

Ixcaliber, you made a good post here, and not just because it passes Rule 4.

For a moment I thought about egging you on, but then I chickened out.

This post breaks rules 2 and 3.

Shit, sorry. #2068 and #2069, on re-examination, pass Rule 4. They break all the others though. Should I go back and edit things I missed?

Yeah, that would be helpful, ta.

Also, Fogel! It looks like you've made an excellent post there, so well done you!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

I hope I am right but at this point it will also be really funny if I am wrong.

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

This post breaks all the rules.

g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!

good

This post breaks all the rules.

g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!

good

I really like this game you came up with, g0m. You did a great job! Even though some may quail at some of the rule-sets.

it seems while i was asleep you guys cracked the case!

good job guys.

I have updated the thread OP with rule lists. read them for fun if you want!!!

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

g0m did you hear about the time traveller who wanted to eat food. he had some and then went back for more!

good

I really like this game you came up with, g0m. You did a great job! Even though some may quail at some of the rule-sets.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 4!

This post breaks all of the rules!

it seems while i was asleep you guys cracked the case!

good job guys.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4!

I have updated the thread OP with rule lists. read them for fun if you want!!!

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5!

Subjective rules aren't my favourites but without knowing what they are it's tough to say I'd be opposed to them.

I absolutely agree every post should have the opportunity to pass every rule. Rules which are 'post number must be prime' for example are out, but i think if it was used in the manner of 'post must include post number in the post' thats fine because every post has the possibility of that. So long as we're not all just clamouring for one specific numbered post then I'm okay with most stuff.

This post breaks all the rules! Its contents contain next to nothing of value for rules-following!

I think that rule two needs to have like, a pronoun or person's name, as the start of the post?

Maybe you guys figured that out already though, if I am right.

That can't be it. There are plenty of posts starting that way which break Rule 2. g0m's latest post starts with "I" and passes Rule 2, but just a page ago Sruixan had a post starting with "I" that broke all the rules.

Sruixan isn't a person though, so it doesn't count when they say "i". owned!!!! wrecked etc

I think that rule two needs to have like, a pronoun or person's name, as the start of the post?

Maybe you guys figured that out already though, if I am right.

This post breaks all the rules.

That can't be it. There are plenty of posts starting that way which break Rule 2. g0m's latest post starts with "I" and passes Rule 2, but just a page ago Sruixan had a post starting with "I" that broke all the rules.

This post breaks all the rules, and is impolite to boot.

Sruixan isn't a person though, so it doesn't count when they say "i". owned!!!! wrecked etc

This post, much like the above, breaks all the rules and is generally rude, unpleasant;

Okay, Rule 4 is not "link to the trick thread."

I apologize for the rudeness of my test to determine if it was.

hey guys!

hey guys?!

hey guys

hey, guys

hey: guys

hey; guys

hey guys*

(hey guys)

[hey guys]

<hey guys>

hey&guys

h€¥ gu¥$

"hey guys"

#heyguys

{hey guys}

hey_guys

héy güys

@guys hey

_{*hey guys}

this post breaks all the rules!

Okay, Rule 4 is not "link to the trick thread."

I apologize for the rudeness of my test to determine if it was.

This post breaks all the rules!

hey guys!

hey guys?!

hey guys

hey, guys

hey: guys

hey; guys

hey guys*

(hey guys)

[hey guys]

<hey guys>

hey&guys

h€¥ gu¥$

"hey guys"

#heyguys

{hey guys}

hey_guys

héy güys

@guys hey

_{*hey guys}

This post breaks all the rules!

guys i have a new policy on the pronunciation of a certain word used to describe animated images.

keep the hard g but start spelling it jif instead. the worst of both worlds.

Fogel crochets a grand battle character out of a weird bug, but was it fly? Yes! It was dragonfly. Thank you for making it, Fogel! It terned out very well

Also, plaid is good

The post breaks rules 2 and 4!

Word sword swords.
Green Day lyrics.

peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | Woke up in the noon smelling doom and death
Feeling homesick no matter where I is | Gonna beg steal and borrow 'til we live like kings

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5!

surly vaguepost

This post breaks all the rules!

guys i have a new policy on the pronunciation of a certain word used to describe animated images.

keep the hard g but start spelling it jif instead. the worst of both worlds.

This post breaks all the rules!