Post making contest 1.0

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

g0m i'd just like to thank you for this wonderful "" of a thread you've bestowed upon us.

"You"

Me

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

officially welcome in the Space Consortium.

This post breaks rules 3 and 4.

Me

You

This post breaks rules 3 and 4.

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

g0m i'd just like to thank you for this wonderful "" of a thread you've bestowed upon us.

"You"

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 4.

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

g0m i'd just like to thank you for this wonderful "" of a thread you've bestowed upon us.

"You"

Me

This post breaks rule 3.

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

btp, Ixcaliber, and Grano

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look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

laman, you are all

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

btp, Ixcaliber, and Grano

This post breaks rules 3 and 4.

[quote='Ixcaliber' pid='128286' dateline='1462335963']
look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

laman, you are all

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 4.

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Me, me, me and me are all welcome to the Space Consortium.

i resign

aks wins everyone go home

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Me, me, me and me are all welcome to the Space Consortium.

This post breaks rules 1 and 3.

i resign

This post breaks every rule!

aks wins everyone go home

This post breaks every rule!

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

Me, me, me and me are all welcome to the Space Consortium.

Okay some more hints: If you have passed rules 1 and 2 and haven't passed rule 3, you need to say more. If you have passed rules 1 and 2 and haven't passed rule 4, you need to say less. But not too much less, because then you won't pass rule 2 any longer.

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Granolaman, you are all officially welcome in the Space Consortium.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post will pass them."

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"existential dread."

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

Me, me, me and me are all welcome to the Space Consortium.

This post breaks rules 3 and 4.

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Granolaman, you are all officially welcome in the Space Consortium.

This post breaks rule 4.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post will pass them."

SpoilerShow

"existential dread."

This post breaks rule 4.

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

Me, me, me and me are all welcome to the Space Consortium.

Brown foxes and lazy dogs and all that shit.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post will pass them."

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

Me, me, me and me are all welcome to the Space Consortium.

Brown foxes and lazy dogs and all that shit.

This post breaks rules 3 and 4.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post will pass them."

This post breaks rule 4.

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Granolaman, you are welcome in the Space Consortium.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post."

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post."

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Granolaman, you are welcome in the Space Consortium.

This post breaks rule 4.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post."

This post breaks rules 1, 2, and 3.

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and I think this post."

This post breaks rule 4.

Previous hint with breakdown:

To pass all the rules you need to be a good conversational partner (1 and 2). Talk about them (3), not about yourself (4), but add a little flair while you're at it (5).

"What do you guys think?"

"1 and 5 seem to be simple inclusive, and you think this post."

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Granolaman, you are welcome in the Space Consortium.

Thank you! You and btp are such great hosts!

look you are wrong on multiple counts here

Yeah, you might have to clarify yourself there.

you claimed that a) i'm a nice person and b) i have bad opinions on gungeon and you are wrong on both of these fronts.

also you don't have a lot of gungeon experience.

Laser, video games are

I reiterate, Granolaman, that I agree with your statement.

This is a good conversation.


You guys are the best! So much fun! The best guys! You are so much the best!