Post making contest 1.0

i'm a cat in june.
reflecting. it's true: i've changed.
a dog's late spring thoughts.

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Noooo!

And that's a victory for cargo cult posting!

(I only know rules 2 and 4)

this is what happens when you spend 20 minutes combing for data

2 is no caps
4 is nestled formatting
5 is incomplete sentences

i have a feeling rule 1 involves a balance of two variables

Okay, so I did know rule 3. It's just that (blame this on my spreadsheet):

3. at least one image via [img] tag

this is test 8

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violates 1 4. and I didn't fall for it because the ol' spoiler trick doesn't work if you have your stylesheet set to something else.

No need to apologise though! Those were pretty great rules!

Oh, I missed progress.

Well, I called next round, so here it is.

This post breaks rules 2 and 5.

This is test #1.

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This is test #1.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, and 3.

This is test #2.

This is test #1.

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This is test #2.

This is test #1.

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This post breaks rules 1 and 2.

This is not a test

This is not a test

This post also breaks rules 1, 2, and 3!

I just realized I made a mistake; Post #463 does not break Rule 3. I have edited to correct this.

I just realized I made a mistake; Post #463 does not break Rule 3. I have edited to correct this.

This post breaks rules 2, and 3.

This is test number #3.

Here is a sentence with some words in it.

This is a similar sentence, up to a point.

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Whoops, another correction already, I'm clearly not quite up to this just yet.

Post #467 does not break Rule 1.

This is test number #3.

Here is a sentence with some words in it.

This is a similar sentence, up to a point.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, and 3.

Whoops, another correction already, I'm clearly not quite up to this just yet.

Post #467 does not break Rule 1.

This post breaks rules 2, 3, and 5.

This is test #4.

Similar to test #3, which involved me saying some words, I am saying some here too. Unlike test #2, it does not contain a quote.

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This is test #4.

Similar to test #3, which involved me saying some words, I am saying some here too. Unlike test #2, it does not contain a quote.

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This post breaks rules 1 and 2.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 5.

welcome to the space olympics

welcome to the space olympics

Also breaks rules 1, 3, and 5.

This is test #5.

This post breaks rules, though I don't know exactly which.

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