Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

00:10 *** soundlyParanoid joined #eagletime
00:10 soundlyParanoid so uh
00:10 *** Ix|gone is now known as Ixcaliber
00:10 soundlyParanoid can someone let wheat know I'm going to need a replacement for chesterfia? My laptop kind of broke down.
00:11 soundlyParanoid so I'm currently without a computer
00:12 Jacquerel I can tearfully post this in the topic I suppose

Boo hoo

Conformity.

Firm confirms~

Btp comes in and
EATS > 2 hotdogs
DRINKS > a beer

Yeah bitches more food for me.

Eat > Steak
Drink > Beer

Drink a soups, chug a soda, claim daycop, got a guilty on me

Vote: Schazer

Welp this seems pretty cut and dry. Lynch Schazer

But before we quickhammer does anyone want to chat and/or make out with me?

Please.

Anyone.

I'm so alone.

Daycop eh? Sounds SUSPECT.

Better investigate

CONVERSE with SCHAZER

Sup?

I'll grab a burger and soda, which I consume whilst mulling over what to do.

I'll have a hot dog and a soda, and CONVERSE with Coldblooded.

Eat some Burgar
Drinks some some a beer

WOAH THAT IS
SOME STUFsdfsd
WOAH
I... you... dauedaed

Vote:Mirdini
Drape self and begin smooching on mirdini

Ok but no seriously my role is hilarious but also liable to seriously stymie the game if we don't get rid of it.

This is my running both with scissors and without pants. My pants have been hung inside-out on the Communal Chesters' Washing Line (really a bit of tow rope between some trees) to ensure that absolutely nothing is kept in them in the realm of "things left to the imagination".

I am a force to be reckoned with, and by reckoned I mean swung. Because I am a swinger. Who will happily make out with all prospective parties provided this lunatic role is taken care of sooner rather than later.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO WHAT I DONT WANT TO DO
Imma gunna lynch and smooch mife mri MIRDONI
until i am fucking well and ready
you AINT TRINKAIJN ME WITHA YER WITCHSAY SAYWS

Well I do declare that this crime against Chesterhood will not stand. Chester Nobblock was an upstandin' citizen and while his guitar mighta squeaked worse than a gaggle o' mice killin' him over it was a step too far I say a step too far in the direction... OF MURDER. An' ah swear I will find these nefarious Chesterkillers with the expertise mah years of gamin' the biggest game have afforded me. No Chester is safe, no Chester sacred (unless you're Pastor Chester but I don' think he's here with us God bless his soul).

But to do that I'm gonna need some prime steak in mah belly.

Eat: Half a Steak
Drink: A Soda

Vote: Solaris
Converse With: Solaris

My oh my if this Chesterdame ain't a far more interestin' proposition than this here Chesterdrunk.

Strike the previous Conversing with Solaris from the order list
Converse With: Schazer

Invest final AP point in a permanent set of drunken tears out of PURE SORROW

I'm calling SHENANIGANS on the grounds that Schazer posted nary

THREE POSTS after I had started CONVERSING with her.

I demand either the return of my AP or some punishment on the aforementioned conversation breaker.

Also VOTE: btp because two can play that game. You dog loving tail suckers.


Besides it's worse to kill a regular Chester than a Non-Chester.
That's not scummy behavior, that's just poor logic.

I'll have a steak and a beer, then sit back and watch things going on for now :P

Eat: Hot Dog
Drink: Soda

Schazer's clearly going for an early win. That or she has on-lynch shenanigans she's trying to trigger.

Me, I'm going to Vote: Waterbottles for being my scumbuddy.

> USE Irredescent Juice / Hot Dog
> EAT Hot Dog
> DRINK Soda

"HOLD EVERYTHING" yells Chester D. Whateverhisnamewas, spraying half-chewed delicious chunks of bread and questionable chunks of irredescent sauce(?)-covered hot dog meat(?) in all directions and onto nearby bystanders and farby farstanders alike.
"We're all Chesters here and someone's dead blah blah who cares WHAT IF THIS FOOD ISN'T SAFE? WE MIGHT ALL DIE."
Once again producing his condiment(?) bottle from his pocket(?) he tries to pour it into an as yet unconsumed bowl of soup.

> USE Irredescent Juice / Soup

"STAND BACK THIS IS SCIENCE."

I'll consume a hotdog and a beer. I will also vote for bobthepen for either trying to stifle Schazer or eventually masonize himself with her. Or steal things from her? I kind of forget how all these inhibitulations work.

Still she's being crazy and I don't want to vote for someone who wants to vote for themselves, but I am suspicious of someone trying to Do Things to that craziness.

"SCIENCE?!"

>USE: Camera

*mutter mutter*must document this atrocity*mutter mutter*

STIFLE OR MASONIZE? Gross. Why would I even want to do that?

> CONVERSE with SCHAZER

Loneliness I can't feel anything.
I don't know where I am anymore.
I think I saw a squirrel.
I don't know how long it has been since i was HORRIBLY SHUNNED but I can't think straight.
Who am I?
I just do not know.
Oh wow what is that feeling
*barf*

Why not eat this soup, it might make you feel better

Hmm? Hmm?