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07-09-2015, 04:01 AM
I'll answer your questions.
Starting fresh, starting brand new. Starting now.
As a testament to my acumen, I will now answer any and all questions, regardless of their probing personal natures. And as a testament to my mystique, I will now be able to lie in answers to questions: an unheard of precedent.
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07-09-2015, 04:57 AM
Will your answer to this question be a lie?
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07-09-2015, 12:19 PM
when are we getting friendship bracelets?
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07-09-2015, 02:12 PM
Why doesn't the pineapple in Sponge Bob decay?
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07-09-2015, 04:58 PM
goblin's, what is the sound of 3 hands clapping?
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07-10-2015, 01:39 AM
(07-09-2015, 04:57 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Will your answer to this question be a lie?
Probably not.
(07-09-2015, 12:19 PM)Solaris Wrote: »when are we getting friendship bracelets?
Once I find the right material, and the correct charms.
(07-09-2015, 02:12 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Why doesn't the pineapple in Sponge Bob decay?
It has a Sponge guarding it.
(07-09-2015, 04:58 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »goblin's, what is the sound of 3 hands clapping?
Like normal clapping, only 50% louder.
(07-10-2015, 12:24 AM)Wheat Wrote: »Do you have any ideas for creative projects you'd like to make someday?
I have no concrete ideas, no. I am actually quite uncreative, being better at drawing out the creativity of others rather than making new things myself. I guess something artistic that I'd like to do is voice-act, but I have no recording equipment and no audience.
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You may continue to ask general questions. However, you may also rise to the challenge and ask a question that is unlike any you have ever asked before. Today's theme is:
Come up with a question that involves a food that is commonly eaten in the west, a food that is commonly eaten in the east, and at least THREE famous works of art (be it writing, painting, music, or anything you might consider both art and famous)
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07-10-2015, 02:49 AM
Which would be the easiest work of art to accurately render using only toast bread and noodles - The Mona Lisa, Michaelangelo's David, or a Jackson Pollock's Number 5?
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07-10-2015, 03:27 AM
If my friends are eating burgers and I am eating roasted duck's foot, which of the following songs is more appropriate dinner music, provided that we are eating under The Garden of Earthly Delights (by Hieronymus Bosch) most illegally: "Sabre Dance" by Aram Khachaturian or William Tell's Overture Finale?
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07-11-2015, 06:02 PM
(07-10-2015, 02:49 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Which would be the easiest work of art to accurately render using only toast bread and noodles - The Mona Lisa, Michaelangelo's David, or a Jackson Pollock's Number 5?
David, simply because it exists in the same 3 dimensions toast bread and noodles do.
(07-10-2015, 03:27 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »If my friends are eating burgers and I am eating roasted duck's foot, which of the following songs is more appropriate dinner music, provided that we are eating under The Garden of Earthly Delights (by Hieronymus Bosch) most illegally: "Sabre Dance" by Aram Khachaturian or William Tell's Overture Finale?
This is a trick question. Both songs must be played overlapping each other.
TRICK QUESTION SCORES:
Schazer: Blue Diamond
Reyweld: Uncontrollable
Tomorrow's new trick question:
The answer to the question you will pose is "Because too much is just too much". Construct a mind-warping question to fit that answer and receive your new question score.
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07-11-2015, 11:33 PM
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Why do I lose points for posting multiple answers to the trick question?
Why do people mow their lawns rather than letting them develop into jungles?
How did she just lose the spelling bee on the words "too much"?
Why isn't "too much" a magic password to open any safe?
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07-12-2015, 01:00 AM
Would you like Beethoven to play/write/sing you a ham and swiss sandwich with a side of ramen?
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07-12-2015, 02:00 AM
Why are you giving me vast amounts of money rather than keeping it for yourself?
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07-12-2015, 02:33 PM
Why'd you do it?
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07-14-2015, 03:01 AM
(07-11-2015, 11:33 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Why do I lose points for posting multiple answers to the trick question?
Why do people mow their lawns rather than letting them develop into jungles?
How did she just lose the spelling bee on the words "too much"?
Why isn't "too much" a magic password to open any safe?
The only points you lose are NEGATIVE points!!!
People mow their lawns because they HATE GRASS!!!
Because she can't spell!!!
Because that'd be a SECURITY RISK!!!
(07-12-2015, 01:00 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Would you like Beethoven to play/write/sing you a ham and swiss sandwich with a side of ramen?
Because too much is just too much!!!
(07-12-2015, 02:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Why are you giving me vast amounts of money rather than keeping it for yourself?
Because I'm GENEROUS!!!
(07-12-2015, 02:33 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: »Why'd you do it?
I did it because it was the right thing to do. Don't act like you would have done any different in my position. LOOK AT YOU! You're practically GUILTY already! Stop staring at me! Stop judging me! I will not stand for this!
POINT SITUATION:
Reyweld: SHOTGUN SHOGUN
ICan'tGiveCredit: BOAT-MISSER EXTRA-ORDINAIRE
Dragon Fogel: BENEFACTOR
Dalmationer: RED JUDGE BLUE JUDGE
And if anyone can't tell, this means that Dragon Fogel is currently in the lead! But not by much!
NEXT TRICK QUESTION:
This is the trickiest question yet. You must ask a question that leaves no room for an answer. A question that could not possibly be answered. A question that is, in itself, its own answer.
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07-14-2015, 03:44 AM
What question am I currently asking?
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07-14-2015, 05:53 AM
I asked one, but it couldn't be articulated within the narrow confines of reality and communication that an internet forum permits.
It was so unanswerable, I don't actually know what I wrote because that would require having been able to process it.
Did I do better than Fogel?
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07-14-2015, 12:19 PM
what is the size of your face-leg?
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07-14-2015, 03:00 PM
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But did you see the moon walking bear?
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(07-14-2015, 03:00 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »But did you see the moon walking bear?
I question the validity of your question's questionability. There is no question about it,the questionable claim you've laid to it must be called into question!
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07-15-2015, 02:41 AM
(07-14-2015, 09:27 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I question the validity of your question's questionability. There is no question about it,the questionable claim you've laid to it must be called into question!
I answer to no one. My answer answered the questionable trick question, and sir, that is final.
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07-16-2015, 02:56 PM
Why do we build the wall?
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07-18-2015, 04:57 AM
(07-14-2015, 03:44 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »What question am I currently asking?
That one! Not even a challenge, DF.
(07-14-2015, 05:53 AM)Schazer Wrote: »I asked one, but it couldn't be articulated within the narrow confines of reality and communication that an internet forum permits.
It was so unanswerable, I don't actually know what I wrote because that would require having been able to process it.
Did I do better than Fogel?
Most certainly. I don't want to spoil the rest of my answers but this is the winner of "today's" challenge.
(07-14-2015, 12:19 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »what is the size of your face-leg?
About 3 round and about yay high.
(07-14-2015, 03:00 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »But did you see the moon walking bear?
Yes, and what a long leash the moon was using to walk the animal that we call bear.
(07-14-2015, 09:27 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: » (07-14-2015, 03:00 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »But did you see the moon walking bear?
I question the validity of your question's questionability. There is no question about it,the questionable claim you've laid to it must be called into question!
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This isn't even a question! Question. Question. Question.
(07-15-2015, 02:41 AM)Reyweld Wrote: » (07-14-2015, 09:27 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I question the validity of your question's questionability. There is no question about it,the questionable claim you've laid to it must be called into question!
I answer to no one. My answer answered the questionable trick question, and sir, that is final.
Three points!
(07-16-2015, 02:56 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Why do we build the wall?
Because we're shy.
POINT TALLY:
Dragon Fogel: GRACE'S FALL
Schazer: AVENUE DES CHAMPS-ÉLYSÉES
ICan'tGiveCredit: ANATOMICAL GENIUS
Reyweld: WAGON WHEEL SPINNING FASTER AND FASTER
Overall, I'm very proud of everyone. I think that these might have been the best questions yet. My next trick question trick will seem so easy in comparison to "yesterday's".
TRICK QUESTION: Ask a question about a conspiracy. Question a theory. Question the sheeple. The lies. The government cover ups. The false flags. Use your question to seek the TRUTH.
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07-18-2015, 05:13 AM
if the lizard people are really in charge of everything does that mean they're out of my league or do i still have a shot at romance
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07-18-2015, 05:37 AM
Why won't you acknowledge that my question was the only one asked to meet the criterion of being its own answer? Who are you working for who doesn't want the truth to be known?
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RE: I'll answer your questions
07-18-2015, 02:02 PM
Can you please stop putting hucking huge wads of plutonium into Obama's food? It's bad enough he has antlers now so why don't you just agree that it's not nice to spit into your president's food?
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