Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)

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Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
OTTO GOING RIGHT AT THE LAVA GOD. ON SOME KING KONG S*IT
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
car flying up the base of volcano. dole latched on the back of it. no chance of catching him now -henry clay
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable LAVA GOD? Turns out, baked family, lavagod missing arm. Weird, right?
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
BOB DOLE CLIMBED THROUGH THE SUNROOF I VOTED FOR HIM 96 BUT NOW HES EATING ALEX HAMILTON AND NAKED NOT THE DOLE I VOTED FOR THANKS OBAMA
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
DOLES' GOT A KNIFE AND IM ON FIRE AGAIN
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
Makomeanwhile, President Shark has set off on a quest for immortality, or at least fireproofness. This has brought him to a great canyon
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
I HAVENT BEEN THIS BAKED SINCE 77. LOL (just a little................................................................... DAD HUMOR #dadhumor
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
DOLE IS STRANGELY CALMED BY THE PRESCENCE OF MY PREGANT WIFE, KEEPS STROKING HER TUMMY AND MUMBLING #bobdole2016
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
Sadly Makomaw was not aware of the canyon and just kind of. Swam straight out into it. Makomaw is now plummeting rapidways
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
CAR MAKES SHARP DOWNWURDS TURN INTO CANYON TO RESCUE SHARK. OTTO MUST KNOW WHAT HES DOING #CAR #INSCRUTABLE #INFALLIABLE
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
fitzgerald keeps barking. apparently he wants the phone back. thats too bad, cause im not giving it -henry clay
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
Makomaw narrows his eyes, aiming for a pink sauropod bedecked in crystals. "DUDE, MAN, I GOT THIS."

"WATCH."

"NO HANDS, MOTHERFUCKERS"
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
OTTO MAKES TO LAVA GOD ONCE MORE THEN TURNS AROUND AND PRESENTS ITS BUTT. I THINK OTTO IS SEDUCING IT ALA BABOON OR INSULTING IT CANT TELL
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
Deepstone tries really super hard for real to not erupt all over the dang place, but as he sees Mako aiming for another lifeform it's hard.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
SRRY DLE STABBED ME AND TOO K MY PHOEWFWAFGRFRafdvgegetfd
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
MAK'S GOT ONE CHANCE TO DO RIGHT AND IT'S TONIGHT

HE DOWNS THAT POOR FUCKING DIPLODOCUS NECK FIRST LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SWORDFISH SWALLOWER
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
BAM

CRYSTAL POWERS ACTIVATE

MAKOMAW, GOD AMONG SHARKS USURPER OF THE CRYSTAL COUNCIL

he's all "woo time to get my mack on with rockbeau"
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BAM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
the dog is dead. the phone is mine now. there will be no more yucketeers. only henry clay. henry clay. henry clay. henry clay. henry clay. h
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
And that's Round 3, with Fitz and the Yucketeers out.

We'll finish this off tomorrow. Good work, everyone.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
"You're in a factory. They make something, I don't know what. There are people here you might know. Or not!"
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
OTTO BROKE DOWN, NOT LIKE A NORMAL CAR THO, WEEPING MOTOR OIL. MUST REMIND HIM OF MOM???
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Three: Dinosaurs)
Makomaw got crystal powers at the end of last round? He builds a crystal monument to his boyfriend