Steam Winter Giveaway 2015 (D14 - Giveaway Epilogue)

not like im gonna win anything at this point, but

all in on Warlock: Master of the Arcane

I'll go for dino d-day, for all the points available to me

A hundred on Euro Truck

I reckon I'm going to go all in on....

One Way Heroics. (100 points)

I reckon I'm going to go all in on....

One Way Heroics. (100 points)

[INCESSANT SCREAMING INTO THE VOID]

All in on one way heroics

All in on Tropico 4.

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Ill be the King of dumping all my points on Fighters.
But ill put 15 of those points on EuroTruck

Meh. Was half joking anyway XD

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Shredded, that is the implied meaning

in all games

The developers and the players enter into a dialogue by playing games. It only through this means that humans can communicate their butt-lust freely.

Even in chess. They stare into each other's eyes... until one of them comments that their eye looks like a butt. At which point, it comes into question whether or not your opponent is even human.

I mean, look at this robutt there, I SAID IT AGAIN

(B is for Big. And butts. and both of those things intertwined in matrimony. But mostly the pic in spoiler)

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So apparently you can bid on anything, but I'd recommend leaving your points on games (since while I can just dole out other stuff like a shady salesman I only have direct control to give you those).

22.5 hours remain!

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Chosen Ones:
Euro Truck: 390 (Pagan - 100, cyber95 - 100, icanhasdonut - 75, cyber - 50, Paranoia - 50, amosmyn - 15)
Tropico 4: 365 (Sanzh - 175, Pagan - 115, AgentBlue - 75)
King of Fighters XIII: 275 (amosmyn - 150, Vancho1 - 125)
To the Moon: 191 (Crowstone - 175, Druplesnubb - 15, Excalibur - 1)
One Way Heroics: 175 (Schazer - 100, ICan'tGiveCredit - 75)
Bioshock: 155 (KoH - 80, Carnegie - 75)
Frozen Synapse (x3): 150 (Terrabalt - 150)
Psychonauts (x2): 135 (Mecha_Goomba - 75, Druplesnubb - 60)
The Old Mentors:
The Samaritan Paradox: 125 (OzTheWizard: 125)
Eidolon: 125 (yappy111 - 125)
Dear Esther: 125 (yappy111 - 125)
Warlock: 125 (Garuru - 125)
Dead Space: 100 (hector212121 - 100)
Kick Excalibur in the Crotch: 100 (Raptarion - 100)
Fallout: New Vegas: 81 (KoH - 80, Excalibur - 1)
HOARD: 80 (Druplesnubb - 80)
Shank: 75 (speedchuck - 75)
Dino D-Day: 75 (Rivenforge - 75)
FEZ: 25 (Shredded - 25)
Paranautical Activity: 15 (Excalibur - 15)
Costume Quest: 5 (Druplesnubb - 5)
The Plucky Comic Relief:
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Battlepaths
Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition
Garry's Mod
Gun Monkeys
Hero of the Kingdom
Huntsman: The Orphanage
Just Cause 2
Kingdom Elemental
Major Mayhem
Ms. Splosion Man
Natural Selection 2
Nightsky (x2)
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
OlliOlli
Orcs Must Die! 2
Osmos
Paranormal State: Poison Spring
Pitiri 1977
Power Up!
Primal Carnage
Really Big Sky
Serious Sam 3: BFE
Shadow Warrior Classic Redux
Shank
Shank2
Spec Ops: The Line
The Bridge
The Cat Lady
The Novelist
The Showdown Effect
The Sun at Night
The Swapper
Tower of Guns
Xeno Clash

89 on Euro Truck 2

36 on Kick Excalibur in the Crotch.

KEC, the newest, popular game all the deranged kids are talking about. I want in on that.

move all 75 to Kicking Excalibur in the Crotch

I will have my chance

Gonna drop my Euro Truck points and put everything on Tropico 4, which I thought I had, but I don't. I have Tropico 3.

11.5 hours remain!

I can't believe KEitC has made the top four edition:

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Top Dogs:
Euro Truck: 520 (Pagan - 215, Paranoia - 125, Granolaman - 89, icanhasdonut - 75, , amosmyn - 15 Excalibur - 1)
Tropico 4: 401 (Sanzh - 175, cyber95 - 150, AgentBlue - 75, Excalibur - 1)
King of Fighters XIII: 275 (amosmyn - 150, Vancho1 - 125)
Kick Excalibur in the Crotch: 211 (Raptarion - 100, ICan'tGiveCredit - 75, Granolaman - 36)
To the Moon: 191 (Crowstone - 175, Druplesnubb - 15, Excalibur - 1)
Bioshock: 155 (KoH - 80, Carnegie - 75)
Frozen Synapse (x3): 150 (Terrabalt - 150)
Psychonauts (x2): 135 (Mecha_Goomba - 75, Druplesnubb - 60)
Middle Men:
The Samaritan Paradox: 125 (OzTheWizard: 125)
Eidolon: 125 (yappy111 - 125)
Dear Esther: 125 (yappy111 - 125)
Warlock: 125 (Garuru - 125)
Dead Space: 100 (hector212121 - 100)
One Way Heroics: 100 (Schazer - 100)
Fallout: New Vegas: 81 (KoH - 80, Excalibur - 1)
HOARD: 80 (Druplesnubb - 80)
Shank: 75 (speedchuck - 75)
Dino D-Day: 75 (Rivenforge - 75)
FEZ: 25 (Shredded - 25)
Paranautical Activity: 15 (Excalibur - 15)
Costume Quest: 5 (Druplesnubb - 5)
Bottom Feeders:
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Battlepaths
Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition
Garry's Mod
Gun Monkeys
Hero of the Kingdom
Huntsman: The Orphanage
Just Cause 2
Kingdom Elemental
Major Mayhem
Ms. Splosion Man
Natural Selection 2
Nightsky (x2)
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
OlliOlli
Orcs Must Die! 2
Osmos
Paranormal State: Poison Spring
Pitiri 1977
Power Up!
Primal Carnage
Really Big Sky
Serious Sam 3: BFE
Shadow Warrior Classic Redux
Shank
Shank2
Spec Ops: The Line
The Bridge
The Cat Lady
The Novelist
The Showdown Effect
The Sun at Night
The Swapper
Tower of Guns
Xeno Clash

I put one point on Kicking Excalibur in the Crotch.

so i bought like three copies of dino d-day cos i saw how on sale it just was so all my 75 points on euro truck

I put one point on Kicking Excalibur in the Crotch.

The only way this bid could be funnier is if you somehow ended up winning while he still hasn't.

This is too much acknowledgement for one crotch.

54 off KEitC

All in on Euro Truck 2

And thus concludes the first round of Double Overtime.

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Euro Truck: 606 (Pagan - 215, Paranoia - 125, granolaman - 125, Rivenforge - 75, icanhasdonut - 50, amosmyn - 15 Excalibur - 1)
Tropico 4: 401 (Sanzh - 175, cyber95 - 150, AgentBlue - 75, Excalibur - 1)
King of Fighters XIII: 275 (amosmyn - 150, Vancho1 - 125)
To the Moon: 191 (Crowstone - 175, Druplesnubb - 15, Excalibur - 1)
Bioshock: 155 (KoH - 80, Carnegie - 75)
Frozen Synapse (x3): 150 (Terrabalt - 150)
Kick Excalibur in the Crotch: 147 (Raptarion - 100, icanhasdonut - 25, ICan'tGiveCredit - 21, Schazer - 1)
Psychonauts (x2): 135 (Mecha_Goomba - 75, Druplesnubb - 60)

First off we have Euro Truck with 606 points between seven bidders. It's completely crazy that a game in round seven has gathered more points than any others and clearly has nothing to do with the fact that 2,850 points mysteriously just showed up this round that couldn't have been spend until now.

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PAGAN

After that we have Tropico 4's four bidders and 401 points.

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SANZH

Following this is King of Fighters XIII - only two bidders but still at an impressive 275 points. Will Vancho1 finally win something or will amosmyn force him to continue his bad luck streak?

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VANCHO1

Starting to finally run out of steam we come in with To the Moon at 191 points. Earlier, Crowstone failed to make it home, but it looks like she'll make it there since she is fronting all but 16 of the bidded points.

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CROWSTONE

Looks like after a series of just missing out on finally getting someone out of this mess, we've finally reached the moment where some lucky player will be walking away with two games (sanzh Sans who I forgot won Monaco early on while updating ssh). Both KoH and Carnegie are looking to nab Bioshock, putting in 155 points total. Only one of them can walk away with it though and it's:

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CARNEGIE

It was always probably going to happen when we doubled the amount of games going, but it looks like again we have someone in a pitched battle against themselves. Will Terrabalt triumph over Terrabalt and win Frozen Synapse, or will he have just wasted his points?

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TERRABALT

Now we've come to the seventh game, Kick Excalibur in the Cro- wait a minute who put this here? This isn't a-

*phone rings*

Hello? I, yeah, what's up with- oh. Wait what? We don't have the- I... alright.

So uh, yeah. KEitC. 147 points, 4 bidders. The winner is:

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EXCALIBUR

Wait a minute how did? He's not even one of the... shit. Hurry, get him out of our system before he



*static*

Alright, we're back. Sorry, we had to reset the entire system our real winner is:

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ICANHASDONUT

Congratulations, you now have given Excalibur a virtual kick in the crotch, removing his remaining, vaguely annoying, single point bids. You also have my express permission to hunt down Excalibur and kick him in the crotch. Note that the legal, moral, and material ramifications of doing so are very real and I have no actual authority over Excalibur in the slightest so my permission is completely useless in every way shape and form and you most definitely should not make any attempt of violence on Excalibur (or anyone really). Also, apologies but in restarting everything we sort of lost your bids, so everyone who's put something on KEitC will have them reimbursed. Sorry for any inconvenience, we'll try to make sure it never happens again.

Anyways, back on schedule we'll end the round off with Psychonauts, which has 135 points and two bidders on it. The winner of the game is:

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DRUPLESNUBB

Well, that was... exhilarating. It's also reminded me of a rule Coldblooded added to the last giveaway about adding weird point amounts. Please do try to stick to multiples of five on everything if you can, it really makes these big updates a lot easier. I can understand if you do want to split your points in a strange way between games (like say you have 100 and want to split them evenly between three), but pointless '1 point on this game just because' bids are a really unnecessary hassle to deal with.

Anyways, here are our new point totals!

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The Samaritan Paradox: 125 (OzTheWizard: 125)
Eidolon: 125 (yappy111 - 125)
Dear Esther: 125 (yappy111 - 125)
Warlock: 125 (Garuru - 125)
Dead Space: 100 (hector212121 - 100)
One Way Heroics: 100 (Schazer - 100)
Fallout: New Vegas: 81 (KoH - 80, Excalibur - 1)
HOARD: 80 (Druplesnubb - 80)
Shank: 75 (speedchuck - 75)
Psychonauts: 75 (Mecha_Goomba - 75)
FEZ: 25 (Shredded - 25)
Paranautical Activity: 15 (Excalibur - 15)
Costume Quest: 5 (Druplesnubb - 5)
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Battlepaths
Dino D-Day
Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition
Frozen Synapse (x2)
Garry's Mod
Gun Monkeys
Hero of the Kingdom
Huntsman: The Orphanage
Just Cause 2
Kingdom Elemental
Major Mayhem
Ms. Splosion Man
Natural Selection 2
Nightsky (x2)
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
OlliOlli
Orcs Must Die! 2
Osmos
Paranormal State: Poison Spring
Pitiri 1977
Power Up!
Primal Carnage
Really Big Sky
Serious Sam 3: BFE
Shadow Warrior Classic Redux
Shank
Shank2
Spec Ops: The Line
The Bridge
The Cat Lady
The Novelist
The Showdown Effect
The Sun at Night
The Swapper
Tower of Guns
Xeno Clash

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Vancho1, Rivenforge, Crowstone, Paranoia, granolaman, amosmyn, cyber95, Sanzh, AgentBlue, and Pagan have 50 points.
icanhasdonut has 75 points.
speedchuck, Demonsul, ICan'tGiveCredit, and Mecha_Goomba have 125 points.
KoH has 130 points.
Druplesnubb has 135 points.
hector111, ChrisClark13, Raptarion, and Schazer have 150 points.
woolijung, Akumu, Garuru, and OztheWizard, TehPilot, and Vancho1 have 175 points.
Coldblooded has 195 points.
Excalibur has 210 points.
Shredded has 225 points.
Gnauga and bigro have 250 points.
yappy111 and KatoHearts have 300 points.
Supernerd, Dragon Fogel, anacreon and Masterblade have 350 points.

just keep funneling my points onto warlock

Fuck

Alright start putting them on Spec Ops: The Line