you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you're supposed to use a cheese grater

it turns out you're supposed to tap a wineglass with a quartz rod and the resulting sound frequency will open it

it turns out that you've got to lay it down on the train tracks to flatten it first

it turns out this is what blastbeats and crunkcore were made for, not listening to

it turns out you're supposed to grab onto one end and get someone else to grab onto the other, and then the both of you pull. Whoever gets the banana inside also gets a wish.

it turns out you have to make a reservation

it turns out you should throw it in a tar pit after it's peeled, to save it as a delicious treat for generations to come

it turns out the skin adheres to the flesh when you remove it from the bunch, so you should peel it before breaking it off

it turns out you're supposed to nail one end to a board and let gravity do the rest

it turns out you throw them at a dart board, and if it sticks, it's ready

it turns out you should peel yourself first

it turns out you wrap them in tin foil and barbecue them

it turns out you have to wait for the equinox and balance it on end

It turns out.

it turns out you're supposed to put it into geostationary orbit over texas, and let high speed winds and solar radiation tear the peel off.

it turns out it's like a coconut

It turns out you're supposed to pull off what you can, then apply an ice cube to the remaining skin and scrape it off once solidified

It turns out bleach easily removes fresh bloodstains, so you're supposed to soak the banana in blood then immediately dip it in bleach

it turns out there's an app for that

it turns out you're supposed to smash two together really hard

it turns out you've got to peel the peel when you're done

it turns out you can use a potato peeler

it turns out that you should always roll a condom down over it first

it turns out you can rub the peel to get a wish from the banana genie, and then wish to get the peel off of the banana

it turns out it belongs in a kiln