Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.

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>Boss: Have an eyepatch and cigar.

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Boss: defy all expectations and appearances and actually be a pretty alright guy. Help your new employee up.

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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Welp. Time to faint.

Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.

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Boss : Grow mustache on the spot... AND RIP IT OFF

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Boss: defy all expectations and appearances and actually be a pretty alright guy. Help your new employee up.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

Your BOSS offers to help you up.



He asks you what happened and you explain. He says everyone makes mistakes on their first day and it's not much to worry about. Besides, he noticed you were gone and got a replacement for the time being.

You ask who.

SpoilerShow

More updates...TOMORROW! We will be switching back to Ted as well! GOOD NIGHT

edit: oh also the boss was going to be nice all along! haha

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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Okay I just read through this and it's great and I have no idea what to suggest but that last update made me laugh pretty hard.

Wait, I thought of something.

>Boss: Go tell that guy over by the cooler how much you appreciate the work he puts in for the company. Give him a really strong, heartfelt speech.

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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I would probably have done a spit take on seeing that last image, had I a drink at the time.
>Ted and Janitor: Watch the Irate Important Guy, who has presumably been sent on his way by Suspicious Sippy Guy. Exchange theories on who he is and what he wants.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Irate man: Yell at the replacement.

Replacement: Fail to give a single fuck.

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> Sippy Man: Ignore all attempts at communication. Continue sipping.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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OH NO
Okay so I'm not updatin' today! I'm away from my tablet and shall be for the rest of the night. I'm told I shouldn't be worried about not updating but I'm glad to hear folks are enjoying it! Gets me motivated.

I'll probably draw something in the meantime. Good night! Next update will be around 4:00 or so, tomorrow.

I hope everyone's cool with me bumping my own adventure without an update. The suggestions I've got are actually perfect.

Originally posted on MSPA by Chookster.

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+1 reader

Sippy guy is my favourite.

> Try to get a look at the boss's face

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Boss: Go tell that guy over by the cooler how much you appreciate the work he puts in for the company. Give him a really strong, heartfelt speech.

AHAHAHA, I'VE BEEN WAITIN' TO TALK TO YOU, SON. YOU'VE BEEN WORKIN' HARD, WORKIN' REAL HARD. AND I JUST WANTED TO JUST LET YOU KNOW I REALLY APPRECIATE AND I'M SEEING A RAISE IN YOUR FUTURE--NO WAIT! TWO RAISES! AH, WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING, YOU GET ALL OF THE RAISES!

NO JUST KIDDING I'M GOING TO FIRE TED

> Sippy Man: Ignore all attempts at communication. Continue sipping.

Irate man: Yell at the replacement.

Replacement: Fail to give a single fuck.

Alright, pal. I'm back in the saddle, get back to your cubicle or whatever you do.





OUT!

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Okay so Ted will be appearing again in the NEXT update. The comedic timing on that last panel was far too perfect to ease into a different scene.

But YOU CAN NOW PLAY AS TED OR JENNIFER! Precede commands for Ted with ">Ted:" and precede commands for Jennifer with ">Jennifer:" EDIT: Try to keep Jennifer's suggestions restricted to her front desk. I'll set up possibilities for suggestions by having gag characters appear at the desk, and you guys decide what to do with them. Deal?

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Jennifer: Make sure that guy didn't steal anything from your stash.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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>Jennifer: Remember to slip some laxatives in his lunch or something.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Jennifer: Make sure that guy didn't steal anything from your stash.

Oh if I find that son of a bitch's fingerprints on this he's going to wish he didn't climb out of his mother.



...It's fine.



It is a photo after all. You just didn't want anyone touching it and your dress has no pockets.

It's very important to you. It's a picture of someone you knew in college, when you were still dreaming of becoming a therapist. It became too hectic, too complicated, you couldn't keep up with the work. Then you eventually met a man. You don't remember his major. You grew close to him, and even...hmm. But then something happened. All sorts of rumors were spun, he was a criminal and skipped town, he was in the hospital in a permanent coma, you never learned exactly what happened.

All you know is that you miss him.

He gave you a ripped photograph sometime within your relationship and you've had it ever since.

It's been 3 years.



You decide it's safer to put the photo in your dress.

As your mind wanders, you suddenly snap back into reality when the phone rings. You put on your earpiece, and begin to work again. You're a professional now. You have to work, make up for your lost hours. No time. You have to focus.

You're a professional. You have to focus...



"So you're sure you know her?"



"I'm sure."



"You still gonna quit?"

"Oh, I'm still gonna quit."



"I'm just gonna convince her to quit with me."

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I promise not to lean into Cerebus Syndrome. Shit's still gonna be funny. Just gotta have a story. I will definitely make room for jokes and stuff. MORE UPDATES TOMORROWWWWWWW

Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.

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Ted: Hop down the hallway like a rabbit. You've always wanted to do that.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Beard: Gain sentience. Take over Ted's job.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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Ted: Ponder how you grew such a wonderful beard for someone in their mid-twenties

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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Dawwwww.
Ted: work through how to convince her to quit.

Originally posted on MSPA by Lubiniki.

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This is a wonderful adventure and I am simply in love with it. +1 READER!
>Jennifer: Continue working.
>Ted: Think of a way to get her to quit her job.
>Jennifer: Actually try to make him STAY.

Those are such stupid commands, but whatever. :U I love the story and I hope this ends well! 0u0

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Ted: Begin quest to dig up dirt on this company. There's bound to be some. What corporation isn't corrupt on some level?!

Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.

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>Ted: Begin quest to get the woman who is obviously the Janitor's ex-lover to quit.

Originally posted on MSPA by Witch Of Right.

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>Ted: Consult beard about how to go about getting the fine young lady to quit with you.
>Jennifer: Deal with the snippy people at the front desk!

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Dawwwww.
Ted: work through how to convince her to quit.

Yes, you should think this through. There's three problems:

1.) She won't recognize you, as you didn't have a beard or glasses and you're really not willing to shave off this magnificent beard.
2.) It's her first day, and it's almost a guarantee she won't be quitting.
3.) Even if she did recognize you, it would take forever to explain what happened, and she'll probably faint.

>Ted: Begin quest to dig up dirt on this company. There's bound to be some. What corporation isn't corrupt on some level?!

Yeah, your best bet is to take down the company as a whole with some dirt. Seriously, this is probably one of the worst places to ever work. You were going to wreck shit in the first place, so why not just take down the whole company?

As she most likely won't know who you are, you could probably trick her into helping you take down the company rather than just quit, and not tell her who you really are. Then you'll have some help! And after that, you can reveal the truth.

The best way to convince her is to prove to her that she wouldn't want to work here by bringing up some dirt. You have to find something REALLY terrible. Like, mind-blowingly terrible. You'll have to have the Janitor help you out too, obviously.

You just hope your boss doesn't catch you and kick your ass.

Oh hey what's that

Ted: Hop down the hallway like a rabbit. You've always wanted to do that.

Oh please. Hop down the hallway like a rabbit? That's the dumbest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life.



That's nothing compared to pogo sticking down the hallway.



FUCK YEAH

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Unexpectedly encounter stairs.