Let's go vampire hunting

>Flap your arms really hard!

>Flap your arms really hard!

I second this motion.

> Use your kung-fu to block the ground

Hey

Hey buddy

I got what you need right here

Just you know

Keep it quiet, right?

Only open if you want REAL naughtiness

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and what makes it even naughtier is...

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this is just before dinner!!!

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REAL naughtiness

Oh, Annie, you naughty little thing. I'm gonna tell your gamma ghost broom how mischievous you've been tee hee~

Thank you. You've placated the insatiable beast inside of me that hungers for naughty Annie pictures.

> TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

Whack things flying by as you fall to try and slow your terminal velocity!

The only things flying by are these weird scribbly rectangle effects, you kung fu them really hard but it's not slowing you down!

>Flap your arms really hard!

Not helping!



After falling for a few more seconds a flashing light gets your attention, looks like the end of this inter-dimensional tunnel! You brace yourself for impact.

> Use your kung-fu to block the ground

If by kung fu-ing the ground you meant hitting the floor with your whole body then you successfully did block the ground. You stay still on the ground for a few seconds, trying to psychologically prepare yourself for whatever you're gonna see when you open your eyes.



AUGH.

don't pee yourself

take some bones out of that bone road / bone river and wear them like sweet armour

>Get out your English-to-Demonic Runes dictionary.

Buy a delicious burger.

Scream shrilly, and try to clamber back into the tunnel.

Ask not-vampires if they've seen any vampires.

Avoid falling into river of bones.

Scream shrilly, and try to clamber back into the tunnel.

WAAAGHHH NOOO IT'S GONE!! You're stuck here forever?!?!

>Get out your English-to-Demonic Runes dictionary.

You bring out your handy Advanced Demonic Runes to English/English to Simple Demonic Runes dictionary from your backpack (still full of important shit). It's a hefty tome.

Ask not-vampires if they've seen any vampires.

You ask one of the locals about vampires, because this is clearly what matters most at the time. This proves to be extremely easy for you as you were told quite often how prolific a demonic rune interpreter you were (you made up things most of the time though).



Uh, okay. You didn't catch any of that but he's pointing over there so...

Avoid falling into river of bones.

...

You fail to avoid falling into the river of bones.



AUUUUUUUGHGETITOFFGETITOFFAWUHASFG

Grab a friendly human-looking skull! Maybe it will help you out here!

Also doggy paddle to safety.

>Politely ask the bones (in Demonic Runes) to let you out.

DEVOUR BONES

Invoke various holy names!

DEVOUR BONES

AAGHH NONONONO GET OFF GETOFFGETOFF



BBRBRBASBRBRBRB





Ugh...



Oh man what is that thing even-whataretheysaying?!?

Can you say "I would like to talk to a translator. I do not speak Lower Circles-ese"?

> Inadvertently make racist comment about rabbit-bat-falcons.

> Thank the rabbat really slowly and loudly, because it doesn't speak english

Discover that your dip in the river has enhanced your learning facilities, and pick up the language!

Spit out a toe bone.

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The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The hip bone's connected to the back bone
The back bone's connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone's connected to the head bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The finger bone's connected to the hand bone,
The hand bone's connected to the arm bone,
The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!