Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Is tallybot playing?

Is tallybot playing?

No but I might let TwoPrimes take control for a bit. :P

MIrdINy called for aid

Okay, finally got around to digging up a knife:

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's a shank. good one, too.

I'm in.

I'll steal a knife image from ... somewhere.



Yes. This seems good.

I'm going to use a ZOO PALS FUNTENSIL PINK RABBIT STABBERTRON

Is that frog fork trying to seduce somebody?

IN

Alright here I am. Reporting for shankings.

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Meet my dangling knife collection.

first result on google image search for "knife" (Modedit: fuckhuge link)

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oh my god what did i just post

Dude, just put a spoiler around the damn thing.

Dude, just put a spoiler around the damn thing.

[02:32] Schazardous: spoilers still load and bandwidth

Is that frog fork trying to seduce somebody?

paint it like one of your french frogs

I heard we be shankin'.

Chwoka that knife is big enough to kill us all before we can even get close enough to shank you.

GG, you've won already.

That's nothing, it was much bigger when he posted it in the thread!

I do believe I was summoned here by Mirdini with the siren call of chaos and nuclear explosions. Thus, I'll round out this deck of cards with this radioactive* knife. You jokers don't stand a chance with this ace up my sleeve:

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*The actual knife is called Radioactive; as far as I can tell, it's titanium and steel--BORING. I've left this one in a cyclotron for a few hours, just to give it that extra sting that it needs.
Also haha I am so hilarious with my card puns, being the 52^nd to sign up. Originality.

YOU FOOLS.

I ENTER WITH ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS OF SHANK TOOLS;

Hey I don't think tommy guns are allowed.

I am ok with the mech.

Oh my golden rings! All of the ol' friends! This is incredible! My nostalgic feels and overuse of exclamation points cannot be overstated! It is so good to hear from everyone again!