Post making contest: easier mode

Akumu, clearly that cake needs a candle in it, gosh.

This post passes rule 1

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the concept of love

These posts don't pass any rules

I'm pretty sure Batman is preceded by more Nas than that.

More clues from sbnkalny:

Doesn't come close to passing rule 1 is post number, rule 2 is pssor, rule 3 is seemingly clear, 2 and 4 are wildly inconsistent and so probably aren't on your side of the die is like cinnamon and flour and baking soda for once.

I'm sure that with her help, we'll be able to solve this.

I'm pretty sure Batman is preceded by more Nas than that.

This post passes no rules.

More clues from sbnkalny:

Doesn't come close to passing rule 1 is post number, rule 2 is pssor, rule 3 is seemingly clear, 2 and 4 are wildly inconsistent and so probably aren't on your side of the die is like cinnamon and flour and baking soda for once.

I'm sure that with her help, we'll be able to solve this.

This post passes rules 1, 4 and 5.

I feel like I've been a touch inconsistent with rules 1 and 2 and they're more shored up now but there's a couple of posts I'm gonna revise judgements on.

#723 Passes rule 2
#733 Does not pass rule 2
#735 Does not pass rule 2
#745 Passes rule 1

I'm gonna go and edit some judgements.

LUBRICATION

LUBRICATION

sbnkalny's thoughts on lubrication:

What'd you tell me a rule on its own i guess my rules were pretty high average score

This process is definitely going to lead to a winning post.

So here's sbnkalny's advice on how to master the rules:

In addition to cushings disease, and they're going to have to match the articles of clothing available here have a judging spoiler room for sale, exactly one (1) room for anybody else have a trapsetter?

I hope everyone's taking notes.

LUBRICATION

This post passes no rules

LUBRICATION

This post passes rule 2

sbnkalny's thoughts on lubrication:

What'd you tell me a rule on its own i guess my rules were pretty high average score

This process is definitely going to lead to a winning post.

This post passes rules 1. 2, 4 and 5. That's pretty damn good, but I am almost positive you can't pass rule 3 through this method.

So here's sbnkalny's advice on how to master the rules:

In addition to cushings disease, and they're going to have to match the articles of clothing available here have a judging spoiler room for sale, exactly one (1) room for anybody else have a trapsetter?

I hope everyone's taking notes.

This post passes rule 1, 4 and 5

This process is definitely going to lead to a winning post.

This process is definitely going to lead to a winning post.

Passes rules 1 and 4

Rule Number One!
Post must be fun!
Rule Number Two!
Post must be blue!
Rule Number Three!
Post must resemble a bee!
Rule Number Four!
Post must be on the floor!
Rule Number Five!
Post must be alive!

sbnkalny's thoughts on lubrication:

Rule Number One!
Post must be fun!
Rule Number Two!
Post must be blue!
Rule Number Three!
Post must resemble a bee!
Rule Number Four!
Post must be on the floor!
Rule Number Five!
Post must be alive!

Passes rule 1 and is exactly as close to rule 3 as it was last time. Which is to say, this post needs some significant changes to pass rule 3

sbnkalny's thoughts on lubrication:

Passes rule 5

I asked sbnkalny for advice on Rule 3:

How do we pass ix's rules? i think i figured something important about mary's dialogue so it reflects the world i don't believe you.

Thanks, sbnkalny, I have an idea now.

Thiſ iſ clearly what ſbnkalny meant.

Reyweld - Today at 6:56 PM
And how do we pass rule three? Say as much as you like.

sbnkalny - Today at 6:56 PM
Basically say as much about mermaid butts as homestuck is about acting like donkeys and shitting on desks for international middle schools.

Kk thank you so much that it would cut you after you complete your monument first three z's off

Humming the Bassline (D.S. Remix) – Deavid Soul, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Aisle 10 (Hello Allison) – Scapegoat Wax **
The Answer (The Latch Brothers Remix) – Bran Van 3000 ***
Baby-T – Guitar Vader
Birthday Cake – Cibo Matto **
Bokfresh – Richard Jacques
Latch Brother Bounce – The Latch Brothers **
Fly Like a Butterfly – Hideki Naganuma
The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma
Funky Dealer – Hideki Naganuma
Shape Da Future – Hideki Naganuma
Statement of Intent – bis ***
Koto Stomp – The Latch Brothers **
Count Latchula – The Latch Brothers **
Let Mom Sleep (No Sleep Remix) – Richard Jacques, original song by Hideki Naganuma
I Love Love You (Love Love Super Dimension Mix) – Hideki Naganuma, original song by Guitar Vader
Rockin' The Mic (The Latch Brothers Remix) – The Prunes **
I'm Not A Model – Russell Simins **
Oldies but Happies – Hideki Naganuma
Me Likey the Poom Poom – The Latch Brothers **
Rock It On (D.S. Mix) – Deavid Soul, original song by Hideki Naganuma
The Scrappy (The Latch Bros Remix) – BS 2000 ***
Sneakman (Toronto Mix) – Toronto, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Ill Victory Beat – The Latch Brothers **
What About the Future – Richard Jacques
Teknopathetic – Hideki Naganuma
Like It Like This Like That – Hideki Naganuma
Sweet Soul Brother (B.B. Rights Mix) - B.B. Rights, original song by Hideki Naganuma
That's Enough (B.B. Rights Mix) – B.B. Rights, original song by Hideki Naganuma
Grace and Glory (B.B. M.H. Mix) – Richard Jacques, original song by Hideki Naganuma

sbnkalny will show us the way:

I mean surely you know what else don't they need? or rather what do they need it to get up to 82 c xd that's a huge exaggeration

((IF THIIS IIIS NOT IVN THE SPVRVIT OF THE GAME, VII CAN DEAL WVIIITH ETERNAL SUFFERIXNG.))

DragonFogel - Today at 8:23 PM
sbnkalny, what is the appropriate way to pray to you for guidance in the Post Making Contest?
sbnkalny - Today at 8:23 PM
The appropriate spelling is more than anyone needs to get its share of issues, but in a later conversation has always been possible in a procedurally generated map with the defenders and offenders

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Sanji is love, Sanji is life dealer This is going to win everything

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