[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

RELEASE THE JESTER PARANORMAL EXPERT SQUAD OR SOMETHING

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SpoilerFACT: It is considered acceptable (in most cases) to post after a potential activation.

He's lying, kick his knees in!

Event: Nobody responds to Para's call.

He is, however, authorized to deputize players or non-players to join such a squad. Not that they'd be able to stop us.

Meanwhile, The Votals Haven't Changed

Granolaman - 4 (Coldblooded, Paranoia, cyber95, TehPilot)
The Right Ghost For The Job - 3 (Mirdini, bigro, SupahKiven)

7 to lynch. Deadline is 8 PM Mountain Time on Saturday, July 20th.

I'LL VOLUNTEER.

After speaking to myself in my secret committee, there has been a unanimous vote. Me, myself, and I have all decided to Vote: Granolaman.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

JESTER PARANORMAL EXPERT SQUAD!



JESTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

MY FIRST ACT AS A MEMBER OF THE JESTER PARANORMAL EXPERT SQUAD WILL BE TO HAUNT GRANOLAMAN TO THE END OF HIS DAYS. TO SPITE HIM.

FACT: Paranormal experts are only good at pseudoscience, and thus do nothing of worth.

YOU'RE NEXT, PILOT.

You know what we need now? Blackjack. Blackjack and guacamole.

MALKY HOW DARE YOU VOLUNTEER TO JOIN THAT SQUAD WHEN YOU ARE NOT VOTING FOR THE GHOST MENACE

I VOLUNTEER TO LEAD THIS INTREPID BAND OF GHOST HUNTERS, MUCH AS I AM LEADING THE CHARGE AND WAGON AGAINST THE FOUL GHOST OVERLORD DRAGON FOGEL

I AM TECHNICALLY VOTING FOR HIM IT'S JUST MY VOTE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE I AM THEORETICALLY DEAD.

I'll follow you Mirdini!

Vote: Fogel's ghost

Also Malky I swear to god. I didn't mean to kill you (the gun replacer struck again and Paranoia's guards made me do it), but you had better go back to not existing like all good ghosts. Here I thought robots were supposed to be the best at everything.

SCREW YOU, PALAMEDES. I'M THE GHOST REPRESENTATIVE AND I AM DARN WELL GOING TO BE HEARD.

EVEN THOUGH ROBOTS HAVING GHOSTS IS PATENTLY RIDICULOUS.

IN ANY CASE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY GHOST HERE THAT'S TRYING TO GET YOUR ASSES IN LINE. YOU GUYS CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME. JESUS CHRIST.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS WHERE ARE THE OTHER GHOSTS.

We need to summon them with a rain dance.

FACT: Ghosts are okay.

They're doing a better job at being ghosts. Because ghosts are supposed to be in ghost world ghosting it up or something, not here being a pain in the ass who won't stay dead.

Remind me but wasn't it you who said that robots are the best at everything?

Oh yeah and of course ghosts are okay Pilot, but not ghosts who keep interfering in living people's lives.

(I'm sorry about all the yelling, I don't know what's come over me)

FRANKLY I THINK THE BEST WAY OF BEING DEAD IS BY NOT BEING DEAD.

WHICH I'M NOT.

fact: i LEFT MY CAPS LOCK KEY ON TRYING TO MAKE A FACT AND i DECIDED IT SHOULD STAY.

BECAUSE EVERYONE IS YELLING.

Actual Changing Votals

Granolaman - 5 (Coldblooded, Paranoia, cyber95, TehPilot, SupahKiven)
A Futile Effort - 3 (Mirdini, bigro, Palamedes)

7 to lynch. Deadline is 8 PM Mountain Time on Saturday, July 20th.

I AM NOT YELLING THIS IS MY REGULAR VOICE.

FACT: You're a dirty liar.

I wish I knew how to yell.