Sheep! Round 4: THE SHEARING

QUESTION 5: WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER DO YOU USE

Note: Desktop, PC, and Windows were combined, Mac and Laptop were combined.

Ican'tGiveCredit was given a point for "Windows" with the answer "The Horrible Type"

Also no picture and no spoiler because it was straight even split of 7v7, so instead here's just the list of answers

Schazer: Windows
ParadoxGamer: Windows
ICan'tGiveCredit: The horrible type
Palamedes: PC
MrGuy: Mac
Garuru: Mac
Coldblooded: Laptop
Whimbrel: Mac
Stiqqery: Mac
SeaWyrm: Windows
bigro: Desktop
AgentBlue: Mac
遊びは終わりだ！: Mac
btp: PC

7 POINTS FOR ALL

Not all laptops are Macs you fucker

...wait this gives me more points, never mind, all laptops are totes macs

/me huggles a guy

QUESTION 6: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE INTERNET IS DOWN

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Play Video Games: 2
Seawyrm
btp

Cry: 3
遊びは終わりだ！
Stiqqery
MrGuy

Scream: 3
ICan'tGiveCredit
Palamedes
Whimbrel

Read: 2
AgentBlue
Bigro

THE ONES AND ZEROS:
Schazer: Refresh Continuously
ParadoxGamer: Sports
Garuru: Go Outside
Coldblooded: Sleep

I'll count the scores in the next post, really shoulda done it this post

Hahaha yeah..... I totally meant Mac laptops.

*Tugs at collar in a completely innocent manner.*

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Meghs, you forget to add my answer there. How dare you try to cheat me out of those extra zero points.

QUESTION 7: WHAT IS THE LEAST TASTY ANIMAL

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Human: 2

ICan'tGiveCredit
Coldblooded

Dog: 2
Palamedes
Whimbrel

IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL:
Schazer: Dolphin
MrGuy: Seagull
Garuru: Spiders
Stiggery: Porcupine
Seawyrm: Slugs
Bigro: MuttonBird
AgentBlue: Kangaroo
遊びは終わりだ！Fish
btp: insects
ParadoxGamer: Cat

Score Counting in Progress, Coldblooded you got your name back up, also everyone gets 1 point for matching themself on every question.

Ok no joke a dolphin would taste way worse than a human.

Human is a bit like pork. Dolphin allegedly tastes like an oil wick lantern.

that sounds absolutely disgusting D:

Yet another reason not to eat dolphin!
(Other reasons include: They're intelligent, they're good luck, they're ADORABLE, etc)

Schazer! Your over reliance on your vast biological knowledge shall be your downfall!

Mine is an over-reliance on puns. Also one time I ate a mealworm covered in white chocolate. Blugh. white chocolate taints everything

Also you are clearly just eating the wrong part of the dolphin.

that sounds absolutely disgusting D:

Yet another reason not to eat dolphin!
(Other reasons include: They're intelligent, they're good luck, they're ADORABLE, etc)

Dolphins are evil, or at least bottlenoses are, from what I hear

Ok no joke a dolphin would taste way worse than a human.

Human is a bit like pork. Dolphin allegedly tastes like an oil wick lantern.

Wouldn't you know?

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Yes, I am aware she's a biologist, but it's much more fun to think that Schazer loves to consume human flesh in her spare time.

Putting it up to vote:

Is despair enough like cry to combine
Is panic enough like scream to combine

Trying to be fair here

Ha, I thought I was gonna be the only person who considered picking Porcupine for that question. Sorry Stiq.

Despair and cry are probably pretty similar. Panic and scream, yeah I'd combine them.

I combined both of them, current scores as I counted them

Schazer: 31
ParadoxGamer: 29
ICan'tGiveCredit: 23
Palamedes: 30
MrGuy: 16
Garuru: 28
Coldblooded: 31
Whimbrel: 32
Stiqqery: 30
SeaWyrm: 31
bigro: 21
AgentBlue: 26
遊びは終わりだ！23
btp: 25

Please check your own score for mistakes, its entirely possible that I made them

Vote: Mr.Guy for hipster president

Fuck yes second place, but second place score was the most common score so we win

There's like five questions still to go

but for a brief, shining moment

I was first ;u;

Yep, looks right to me.

...shame on you all for not going outside when the internet's down.

(joking, my answer was totally a joke answer.)

QUESTION 8: WHAT IS THE DUMBEST MAFIA SLANG YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

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Wine in Front of Me: 4

ICantGiveCredit
Garuru
Coldblooded
Agentblue

WAIT I'M MILLER:
Schazer: Scumzer
MrGuy: Scummy
遊びは終わりだ！: Scumspects
btp: busdriver
bigro: Italy
SeaWyrm: Capice?
Stiqqery: Granny
Whimbrel: Lightning Rod
Palamedes: Omgus
ParadoxGamer: LYLO

Yes! Although I'm disappointed to see no MULECOC.

QUESTION 9: WIZARD JUST LEGIT STOLE YOUR NOSE, WHAT DO YOU DO

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PUNCH HIM: 3
MrGuy
Stiggery
Seawyrm

MURDER: 2
IcantGiveCredit
Palamedes

Cry: 2
Coldblooded
遊びは終わりだ！

Panic: 2
ParadoxGamer
AgentBlue

NOSESTRALOSTTHIS:
Schazer: Embark on a quest to retreive it
Garuru: Steal it back
Whimbrel: Call the police
bigro: tawnk lawnk dishhh
btp: give up

EDITTED: Decided to combined "Murder for noses" and "Stab him"
Also combined Freak out and Panic

Doing better than I thought.

Also hahaha the number of times I ALMOST pushed an option into first place before jumping on another one (for better or for worse) is astounding.

Oh right and I think your count was off with me when you tallied it up? Let me doublecheck.

QE: Counting Here:

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Q1 = 2
Q2 = 5
Q3 = 3
Q4 = 10
Q5 = 7
Q6 = 3
Q7 = 2

That's 32 I think up to that point?

Yes! Although I'm disappointed to see no MULECOC.

The question was for dumbest mafia slang, not the best.

My personal answer for that question would have to have been EV +/-. It's so awful.

(P.S. Meghs: 遊びは終わりだ！and Coldblooded both got the same answer for question 9.)

QUESTION 10: T-REX SHOWS UP IN YOUR YARD, WHAT DO YOU NAME IT

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NOTE: Names are too specific to be combining willy nilly

Rex: 3
ParadoxGamer
Whimbrel
Seawyrm

T-Rex: 2
ColdBlooded
btp

LONG EXTINCT, LONG FORGOTTEN:
Schazer: T-Bone
ICan'tGiveCredit: Yoshi
Palamedes: Spot
MrGuy: Chompers
Stiqqery: Fluffy
bigro: fido
AgentBlue: Little Arms
遊びは終わりだ！: Guy-Jean Algonquin Q. Thanasides

MY FAVORITE ANSWER BUT STILL ONLY GETS ONE POINT
Garuru: Roary

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Yes! Although I'm disappointed to see no MULECOC.

The question was for dumbest mafia slang, not the best.

My personal answer for that question would have to have been EV +/-. It's so awful.

(P.S. Meghs: 遊びは終わりだ！and Coldblooded both got the same answer for question 9.)

A: I fixed that, sorry.
B: +/- EV is a term that is not mafia based at all, its a statistics term, which has often been co-opted by gamblers. Its used to describe whether any given action, if run a large sample size amount of times, would return more positive results or negative results.