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Post making contest 5.0
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#401
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:53 AM
AGAIN FROM THE TOP

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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:54 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
AGAIN FROM THE TOP


A4

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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:54 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
AGAIN FROM THE TOP


A4

b4

the4
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I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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#404
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:54 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
SHITPOSTING THE MOSTING


A4

b4

c4
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#405
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:55 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
THIS IS THE CANON ALPHABET


A4

b4

the4

d6
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#406
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:56 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:55 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
THIS IS THE CANON ALPHABET


A4

b4

the4

d6

e4
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#407
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:56 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:55 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
THIS IS THE CANON ALPHABET


A4

b4

the4

d6

I rolled a 2.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
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#408
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:57 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:56 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:55 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:54 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
THIS IS THE CANON ALPHABET


A4

b4

the4

d6

I rolled a 2.

f4
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Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End
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#409
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:58 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
AGAIN FROM THE TOP


A4

b4
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
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#410
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:58 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:58 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
AGAIN FROM TOP


A

b4
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End
Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
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#411
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:59 AM
9769: 15
9770: 1235
9771: 1235 - as far as away from 4 as possible
9772: 125 - as far as away from 4 as possible
9773: 125
9774: 125
9775: 125
9776: 1235
9777: 125
9778: 12
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#412
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 12:59 AM
(08-08-2016, 12:58 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:58 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 12:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
AGAIN FROM TOP


A

b4

we sussed it we got it just give me my rosette now i solved it i saved us from this round
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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:00 AM
i sure am enjoying this new round
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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:01 AM
(08-08-2016, 01:00 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i sure am enjoying this new round

we tried so hard and we got so far (as far away from rule 4 as possible) but in the end it didn't even matter.
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#415
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:01 AM
5 more rules, starting now!

This post doesn't pass any rules.
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#416
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:02 AM
(08-08-2016, 01:01 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »5 more rules, starting now!

This post doesn't pass any rules.
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#417
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:03 AM
9780: 12
9781: 12
9782: 1235
9783: 1
9784: 1235 (VERY CLOSE TO 4)
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#418
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:05 AM
5 more rules, starting now!

This post doesn't pass any rules.
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#419
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:05 AM
(08-08-2016, 01:05 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »5 more rules, starting now!

This post doesn't pass any rules.
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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:07 AM
HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH
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#421
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:07 AM
(08-08-2016, 01:05 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »5 more rules, starting now!

This post doesn't pass any rules.

Passes no rules

(08-08-2016, 01:05 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »
(08-08-2016, 01:05 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »5 more rules, starting now!

This post doesn't pass any rules.
ass sass 7

Passes all of the rules on a technicality
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#422
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:08 AM
The rules

Speed Grading - the round

Note: for all content rules, exclude the quoted part.

1) Post must be made within 60 seconds of the previous. UNIX timestamp is used for checking.

2) Excluding the quoted part, the post must be at most one sentence long

3) Post must quote previous post. (and yes, previous post may refer to a judgement post.)

4) Of the digits 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5: the post must contain precisely the digits of the rules that the previous post passes. [Rules hell proviso: use the set of rules used to grade THIS post to determine which digits to use - this is because it may not be easily definable as to what rules a judgement post is required to pass, so just use the current ruleset in that event.]

5) Counting the unquoted part only: post contains a negatory word (e.g. no, not, none, doesn't, never) if and only if there are no numbers.

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The winning post didn't bother with rule 5 because it had a number that wasn't 1-5. Ah well that's how things roll sometimes
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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:08 AM
VICTORY BY TECHNICALITY

THE BEST KIND OF VICTORY!
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RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:11 AM
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#425
RE: Post making contest
08-08-2016, 01:24 AM
And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)
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