you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

It turns out you get a list of people and secretly give them all the name of someone else on the list, and then they go out and peel a banana for the person whose name they got.

What are you injecting into the banana?

the banana un-peeling formula of course!

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It turns out that you must peel a layer of reality first before the banana displays its true, godly form

It turns out...

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It turns out vaccines were never intended for mankind, and all immunizations granted to us through reckless experimentation are mere happenstance and that their true purpose is to cause banana peels to dissolve via lytic enzymes.

it turns out you're supposed to be entombed with the banana when you die so it can accompany you to the afterlife, where it will finally reveal its true form

i'd like to label this as the "psychopomp option"

it turns out you need to [REDACTED], and then it will [DATA EXPUNGED]

it turns out you need to hatch it like an egg

it turns out you need to turn it inside-out

it turns out you need to tie it in a two half-hitches knot and tighten it around another banana, then both will be peeled

it turns out you need to make it into an agar and then unpeeled bananas grow on that agar, like a bacteria culture

it turns out you need to put it into lava, then as the peel melts you can eat the precious innards

it turns out you need to turn into a roundabout (with a car full of bananas, of course) and drive really fast. as you accelerate, the car will function like a centrifuge and separate the peel matter from the insides. when you'll done you will have peeled every banana in the car

it turns out you need to throw in in the air three times and on the third time let it fall to the ground

it turns out you need to stomp it thoroughly.

it turns out you need to need to cover the banana in baking soda, and then dip the banana (with the baking soda) in vinegar. as the reaction happens, the peel will dissolve and with enough dexterity you can grab the banana and eat it. it's going to taste weird though because of the vinegar and the baking soda and the carbon dioxide

it turns out you need to bombard it with particle beams. as the beams collide and react with the peel, the peel will create exotic unpeeled bananaparticles which you can then eat.

it turns out you need to supercool the banana. then you can hit it with a hammer and it'll shatter like ice. as you unfreeze it you can eat the banana off of the peel

it turns out the earth is one big banana and you need to drill through the peel-crust to get to the banana core

it turns out you need to get 65535 bananas in one area and add another banana. as the number of bananas ticks over to -65535 the bananas will all turn inside out, and now you have 65535 unpeeled bananas

it turns out you need to create a summoning circle entirely out of bananas. then, you need to sing the eat apples and banasnas song except without the apples. as you finish you will summon a living banana suit. you must kill this banana suit. to kill this banana suit you need to forge a specially-crafted potato peeler for big bananas and then use it against the banana suit. once you kill it you can peel/skin the banana suit and get the innards of the banana suit, which happens to be banana matter.

it turns out you need to man door hand hook car door

it turns out you need to turn the banana's life upside down. as in turn the banana upside down. then squeeze; the banana will squirt out like a toothpaste out of toothpaste bottle

it turns out you need to go here, where you will find a better banana peeler tactic

it turns out you need to find an infinite downward staircase and throw it down with a rope. once you feel a tug, pull it back up and you will have caught the banana of unusual size.