MURDERFIA: REDUX: (VERY END)

Seeing as Fogel got blindsided and the votes were on record as being split 50-50, I'm not going to count that as a victory for Granola just yet. Of course, his challenge to Mirdini is still in effect and is now slightly more relevant. Mirdini may decline the challenge in as downplayed a manner as the challenge was originally pitched with no repercussions, but either way I'd rather it didn't take a whole week about it.

And now, These votals brought to you by EVENT!s: Thank the gods they're still a thing
myw (7) - Akumu, Granolaman, Coldblooded, Plaid, ProfessorLizzard, Chwoka
Mirdini (1) - Agentblue
Dragon Fogel (1) - Mirdini
MrGuy (1) - Cici

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Crowstone, MrGuy, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, icanhasdonut


Potatodexter

Supahkiven (4) - Akumu, Not THe Author, Cici, Crowstone
Mirdini (5) - Agentblue, Mirdini, MrGuy, Chwoka, icanhasdonut

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Coldblooded, Granolaman, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, ProfessorLizzard, Plaid,

With 16 alive, it takes 9 to lynch. Soft lynch has been abolished.

Welp.

Delete: sickbeatz.txt

my rap was p much the best.

That was a good day, let's end it. We have the power.

That was a good day

You kidding? That graveslam was lame as hell.

That was a good day

You kidding? That graveslam was lame as hell.

In the fact that it happened or in execution? Because in terms of execution it was the best graveslam I've ever seen.

In the fact that it happened. The execution was impeccable, the timing, however, was abysmal.

Interrupting a perfectly good rap battle! The nerve!

Vote: myw
change to Potato: Mirdini

i like to vote like everyone else!

Unpotato Mirdini and Potato Supahkiven, out of pure spite for votes.

HAMMER as of post #346

Please stand by for dayend

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SpoilerNAILED IT
myw (8) - Akumu, Granolaman, Coldblooded, Plaid, ProfessorLizzard, Chwoka, Crowstone
Mirdini (1) - Agentblue
Dragon Fogel (1) - Mirdini
MrGuy (1) - Cici

Abstaining: Supahkiven, MrGuy, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Not The Author, icanhasdonut

myw rather conspicuously fails to raise contention at the prospect of being strung up, and as the votal deadline approaches someone finally yells in frustration.

"For fuck's sake, let's kill him already! The guy's done jack and shit; he can't even trot out a couple flowers and chocolates for a dead girl!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah! I spent like ten bucks on that shit!"



Myw has been lynched and killed.

myw was the Dartboard Vigilante, erratic attacker in Ridiculous Clusterfuck Mafia. Being an indecisive fellow, he'd warm up before his kills each night by pinning three names to a dartboard and throwing blindfolded to see who his kill target would be.

He was a TOWN RANDOMISED VIGILANTE.

Myw was infected with THE VIRUS.






Seemingly unimpressed with this undramatic death, Not The Author starts spitting and swearing. He manages to get out about half of "*strangled noises* just jammed a pill down my throat" before he starts foaming at the mouth and generally being fatally poisoned.
Not The Author has been killed.

Not The Author AKA One Half Of Slot Twentyseven was Sylar, from Nick's Mafia. After the messy separation from his co-hydra Palamedes, he retained the original Sylar's ability, essentially putting two power-absorbing compulsive serial killers on the field. How did any of you think having two monologuing monstrosities around was a good idea? Being of more or less the same mind, they had masonchat and would win if a Sylar - any Sylar - was the last man standing.

Not The Author was an AMNESIAC COMPULSIVE SERIAL KILLER. Not the Author has LOST. Palamedes has LOST.

Not The Author was infected with the SUPERVIRUS.

Last of the Potatohicans

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SpoilerSupahkiven (3) - Akumu, Not THe Author, Cici
Mirdini (6) - Agentblue, Mirdini, MrGuy, Chwoka, icanhasdonut, Crowstone

Abstaining: Supahkiven, Coldblooded, Granolaman, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, ProfessorLizzard, Plaid

Mirdini has won the D5 Potato Election!

KABOOOM. You clear the smoke and discover-

Mirdini has survived a murder attempt!




Ok! I think that's everything! The surviving 14 of you, get your actions in quicklike!

Night 5 - The Last One Worth Mentioning

With the entirety of the Crooks Hollow contingent and its infiltrators eliminated, there should be no further nightstart deaths or need to announce gun bans.

I will thus use this space to clarify the following:

1) The Rap Battle was concluded with NO VICTOR. I reserve the right to grant a MOD FAVOUR to any extant rappers for their effort, though this will neither be guaranteed nor acknowledged in the thread if it is granted.

2) Players SupahKiven and Mr. Arsenic Nog are still listed as AWOL. They're free to post in the thread for the express purpose of saying they're alive and paying attention to the game.

3) Actions actions, gimme your actions, especially if you know I'll need them earlier than others~

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Spoilersigh

the deepest sigh

the sighs of a fUCKING OCEAN

Hope you catch the Supervirus from me you murderer murdering murderer


Stupid socialized healthcare fuckin' THANKS, OBAMA

Murderfia Day 6: A hex on you

Aaaaalrighty. Cannonman, Cannonman, cannonman has kicked the can! Somewhere in the middle distance you can hear a mod faintly groan "oh thank christ."

Agentblue has been killed.

Agentblue was Cannonman, a superhero who used his cannons only for GOOD! And mayhem. Mostly mayhem. A brave citizen of Sleep Deprived Mafia, they could choose a target each night to LIBERALLY EMPLACE with defensive cannons. The target would be turned into a granny for the night, the cannons FURIOUSLY RETALIATING against all comers.

Agent was a TOWN GRANNIFIER.

Agentblue was infected with the VIRUS.



Conspicuously absent from Agent's skeleton, other than flesh, is their cannon collection. You find this at the residence of SupahKiven, who appears to have died relatively peacefully via VIRUS.


SupahKiven has been killed.

SupahKiven was the Werewolf, the thoroughly-accidental saviour of the Clusterfuck Mafia. They were informed of the existence of their scum team, but were not told who comprised it (the Clusterfuckerupperers, in turn, were given no notification of the Werewolf's existence). He operated separately from the scum team, performing an independent kill each night.

He was a MAFIA UNRECRUITABLE TRAITOR.

SupaKiven was infected with the VIRUS.

Thus concludes the night's flips! Please stay tuned for extra EVENTS.

EVENT(s)!

Event the first:
Someone has trundled out yet another machine for everyone's perusal. This one is big, very utilitarian-looking, and apparently titled Multivac. There's a console on the front, and a plaque welded beside the screen. The plaque details that every citizen is allotted one question, and that this Multivac terminal's licensed operator is <scribbled out in black sharpie>.

Event the second:
Your friendly neighbourhood smuggler has imported a METRIC FUCKTON OF ULTRAPORN, big and hyperrealistically sticky enough to form its own ecosystem. There are a few unfortunate souls who have been gunned down in frustration at the sight of this, which leads us to.......

Event the third:
Three new bodies turn up! The first two have the hallmarks of MOD ERROR - You could estimate Deceptive's corpse as being from about N3ish, and Elpie is a little fresher with an ETD of N4.

The third one is Schazer's.

Wait.

Fuck.

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With the moderator dead, it takes ？？？？？？？？　TO　？？？？？？？？。　？？？？？？？？ハズbeen亜ぼぃしぇｄ.

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Spoilerit's always mirdini

i say we lynch schazer

With the mod gone, I'm going to re-enter the game and vote to lynch myself. The sweet taste of victory just isn't as good without a bitter tinge of defeat

i think the answer is panic

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ouch shut down by the dead mod

Okay since the mod's gone I guess I have to tell you who the dead people were, gather 'round

Deceptive has been killed.

Deceptive was Kieros, of, obviously, Meta Mafia. Every night, they could build one invention — however, the invention would rarely if ever work as they intended it to.

They were a TOWN BACKFIRE INVENTOR, and would win when all enemies of the town were eliminated.

Deceptive was infected with the VIRUS.

As you turn your collective head you notice one more corpse, over there, in the dot of a giant question mark of their own design. Who, who, who is it?

Elpie has been killed.

Elpie was The Riddler from Marvelfia. "What was a DC character doing in an all-Marvel game?" you might ask (if you're Elpie, the only nerd here who would notice or care) — but that's the riddle. Every night they could ask one other player a riddle and, if the player failed to solve it, kill them.

Elpie was a MAFIA-ALIGNED QUESTIONNAIRE and would win when all members of the town were eliminated.

Elpie was infected with the VIRUS.

what about schazer what was she

what about schazer what was she

is that your final question

y es?