Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Prepare yourself for entering the BOSS's room. It's time to nut up or shut up.

Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

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Go through the vents. your BOSS can't fit in there.

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>When in doubt, head left. Assuming you're not facing a wall.

To the left, huh?

Well, the BOSS' office is the top floor. This isn't a big building, but his office takes up the entire top floor. It's a huge office, all velvet and carpeted. Really, compared to these drab offices, it's a nice departure.

But to the left is the stairs leading upstairs, so you guess that is the best route. It goes through the Accounting department, you think? Or the Legal department. You don't remember because you don't really care.



You see someone running at you because nobody can ever walk in this adventure.



...Oh shit.



OH SHIT



OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT



AGHSHIT



SHIIIIIIIIIIIT





...Wow.

Was that Murphy? What was his problem? Is he pissed that you fucked up his computer?

What an ass.

>Acquire a shield.
>It's dangerous to go alone.

This debris on your head might make a good shield.



Unfortunately, you can't seem to reach it as your arms are stuck underneath the ceiling. You can move them freely underneath, but it looks like you can't move them up here.



You might be stuck like this for a while.

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Updates will probably be super frequent for a little while since I'm going to be reusing those last two panels a lot.

Originally posted on MSPA by Mibbs.

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grab those pencils to your right

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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Maybe you crashed through to the Marketing Department?

>Holler around

alternatively

>Flail your appendages around like noodles

Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.

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>BOSS is coming! Quickly act casual!

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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grab those pencils to your right

You can't see anything below. Looks like the internet voices in your head can see what you can't.



Oh, those pencils. You grab it and pull it off.



...Okay, so you have a pencil. Nice job. What are you supposed to do with this, dumbass?

Maybe you crashed through to the Marketing Department?

>Holler around

You begin singing your favorite tune.

You don't think you crashed through the Marketing department because Manfreddie would probably be in here, and he always wears slippers. So you didn't crash through to the Marketing department.

>Flail your appendages around like noodles

You begin flailing your appendages around like noodles.

It doesn't help you get unstuck, though.

>BOSS is coming! Quickly act casual!

Oh shit, seriously?! You can't see him!

You'd think hanging limply from a ceiling stuck would be the ultimate way to act casual.



What's he doing, internet voices?!

Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.

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>BOSS is coming! Quickly act casual!

Second.

EDIT: Ninja'd. By an update.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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He's looking up into your pants! And digging the view!!!

>Flail around some more in distress!!!!!

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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Hmm. He seems to be carrying a baseball bat with pink slips nailed to it. I can't imagine what he intends to do with it, though.

Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.

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>Use your beard to dig your way out.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Draw a smiley face on the ceiling with the pencil, that should convince him that everything's okay.

Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.

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That is a really thin floor...
I'm surprised the floor above you didn't collapse yet.
As long as no tubby comes along and sits down you should be o.k.

>Your casualness could use a little work, take an example from MANFREDDIE.

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> Scrawl "HELF" on the ceiling with that other pencil

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Hmm. He seems to be carrying a baseball bat with pink slips nailed to it. I can't imagine what he intends to do with it, though.

He's going to break your fucking legs with it while simultaneously firing you is what he's going to do with it!

He's looking up into your pants! And digging the view!!!

>Flail around some more in distress!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST REACTION TO A SITUATION SUCH AS THIS

>Draw a smiley face on the ceiling with the pencil, that should convince him that everything's okay.

You calm the fuck down, grab the pencil to your right, and try drawing a smiley face on the ceiling.



There.

Actually, since you can't see a damn thing, are a shitty artist and holding the pencil awkwardly, you have no idea what it looks like. You could only assume it's extremely crude and hardly even looks like a face at all.

> Scrawl "HELF" on the ceiling with that other pencil

You listen to the internet voices as they know best.



Your BOSS must be receiving some ridiculously mixed signals right about now.







"Is your name Ted Tomkins?"

Huh?

That's not the boss! That voice is female! You guys have been lying to me.

But I forgive you. Let's have sloppy makeouts behind the bleachers now.



Considering she can't see your face, it might be best to lie about your name.

"Josh Steel."

She pauses. "Okay."

Sly.

As.

Fuck.



You hear her footsteps fade away. You are alone again.

What the hell do you do now?

Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.

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>Headbang yourself loose.

Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.

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>Listen carefully and don't ask why... Grab both pencils and precisely jam them in your buttocks. [img]images/smilies/pccool.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

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>Realize that your entrapment is all in the mind. Attempt to Zen your way free.

Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

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>Anything in your pockets that could get you out of there?

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Make silly faces.

Originally posted on MSPA by captal.

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> inventory check.

+1 reader.

Originally posted on MSPA by Armok.

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> draw a pentagram with you stuck in the centre

Originally posted on MSPA by Mibbs.

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check for post it notes

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> Stick your tongue in that outlet over there

Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

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> Maybe you can send a distress call in Morse code by tapping the ceiling with the pencil.