Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)

CONDOLENCES TO ALL HUMANS. ALL SHALL PERISH.

Makomaw and his earthforce roll on out, back to Impulse Land

if you really wanna see dead humans though theres a baby in my lab thats just... wide open

otto pretty much wastes all his bullets going back through the portal he came from in, like, 5 seconds. good move otto.

one of the strays hit this dude in a highchair. didn't kill him but i think it knocked him down?

Makomaw seems suited for scoffing. Dude can only scoff. He scoffs at Otto.

"Dude, don't you know you don't bring knives to a gun fight?"

"I mean,

uh,

guns to a knife fight

not-guns to a fight fight

ok shut up we're going to wreck you shit now. Ok? Ok.”

otto is running over a talkative shark, is that you @PREZMAK

This will not stand! Like legit neither of the contestants have legs. The earth army tries mandhandling Otto so he's stuck spinning wheels.

otto... has been stopped? ok i think... i think im gonna walk away now. otto can have the phone though. and the corpses.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

RATATAT??? NO RATATAT :(

Hellcar summarily evacuated, Makomaw (dying, on ground) orders his soilsquad dismantle the accursed thing.

VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOM!!!!

Makomaw beatboxes weakly over Otto's dying screams; the tyre marks add to rather than detract from it.

BUP BUP BUP BUP... B-BUP BUP BUP BUP....... VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! FWOOOOSH!!! *flamethrower noises*

Makomaw glares to the heavens, rage in his dead shark eyes. He leaves Otto to his fate; Mr Maw must now slay the Impulsive.

B-B-BUP BUP, BUP, BUP... BUP... BUP... GRK-K-K-KNRH... WHEEZE... WHEEZE.....................................................................

With the power of the Crystal Council, President Shark, Swimmer of Soil, MC Makomaw, leaps for the Impulsive's jugular #appelationstation

Makomaw eats Impulsive, chokes to death. Otto falls apart. Everyone is dead. Congrats to our winner, Nobody.

But wait, what of wife and daughter? Oh, they went through a portal into hell and died twice each, off-screen. Off-tweet? Whatevs.

FIN







(#sharkpuns)