[split] The Return of Jester Mafia - GAME END!

Sruixan I am concerned with the amount of plastic you have

it's like you're a plastic demon with infinite plastic reserves

Can i have some

IS ANYONE ELSE THIS ICTHY VOTALS

PATIENT ZERO - 2 (cyber95, jacquerel)
Granolaman - 3 (NTA, bigro, jacquerel)
ICan'tGiveCredit - 1 (TehPilot)
Kieros - 2 (MalkyTop, fridgidScholar)
Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes)
PurpleWalrus - 1 (Garuru)
Garuru - 1 (SupahKiven)
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD - 7 (DF, Granolaman, ICan'tGiveCredit, yd12k, Mirdini, Epamynondas, Kíeros)


Ugh guys I'm starting to think that I should not have taken so many vaccines...*URFGK*

BTP spits up a little!

BTP keeps it down!

*HURGK*

BTP's cheeks are puffed out!

No wait, he's holding it back!

*GULP*

...oh that was a bad choice..

Intestinal Fortitude -1

BTP EXPELLS HIS LUNCH!

OH GOSH IT IS EVERYWHERE!

yeah it is pretty clear

BTP has contracted THE VIRUS!

Wait what? But...vaccines stop virusesses and i took all of them.

All those close to BTP get covered in NASTY!

DF needs to clean his face!

Granolaman should have seen this comming!

ICan'tGiveCredit's faux-skin is now a shimmering green!

ICan'tGiveCredit has contracted THE VIRUS!

yd12k made a terrible mistake!

yd12k has contracted THE VIRUS!

Miridini doesn't notice as some falls in his drink!

Miridni has contracted THE VIRUS!

Epamynondas' sexy robot makeouts are interrupted!

Epamynondas has contracted THE VIRUS!

woof woof arf arf bark I'm not translating that crap. Kíeros already had the virus!

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Within his mighty fortress, sheathed in plastic, the lone Surixian looks at what has been wrought before him. He warned them. He had warned them all about the virus. How it was a terribly broken mechanic, how it would decimate the town and simply could not be contained. He knew what this was from the moment he first saw that the virus was in play.

All that is left for him to do is continue spinning his plastic web, shielding him from the rambling sickness below. All those who approach he threatens with cuts and stabs. They have seen it before, they know not to approach. He will kill them.

Surixian has survived the VIRUS ONSLAUGHT!

Surixian is PROTECTED from the VIRUS!

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The Deadline is 8 PM Mountain time, June 3rd. It takes 10 votes to lynch. There is no soft lynch.

FACT: I am a sentient carrot.

No Lynch

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Oh well I swallow a whole barrel of germicide anyway. If I'm going down, the virus is going down first.

I'm pretty sure germicides are antibacterial.

Whelp I commit suicide because nothing really matters
anyone can see
nothing really matters
nothing really matters
to meeeeeeeeeeee

also eh we're getting so close to it might as well

Unvote, Vote: btp

I'm pretty sure germicides are antibacterial.

Blarrghh I did not know that

okay

what about POISON?!?!??

YES

I'LL SMOKE the poison!!

Bob, You Counted Jac's Vote Twice Votals

Not A Real Vote - 1 (Jacquerel)
Granolaman - 2 (NTA, bigro)
No Lynch - 1 (TehPilot)
Kieros - 2 (MalkyTop, frigidScholar)
Palamedes - 1 (Palamedes)
PurpleWalrus - 1 (Garuru)
Garuru - 1 (SupahKiven)
The Only Real Choice - 7 (Granolaman, ICan'tGiveCredit, yd12k, Mirdini, Epamynondas, Kíeros, cyber95)

unvote because if we have the virus now, imagine if there was another vote-related crappy disease

Well, that's a shame.

*Continues sipping infected brandy*

Backing down from lynching a mod!? You coward.

vote: btp

yeah i dont know morse code

oh and DONT FORGET TO COME TO THE PARTY

IT WILL BE SO GREAT I MEAN SERIOUSLY

Yeah wish I was more around yesterday ;-;

Vote: btp for unleashing the virus.

Hey Sruixan you can spin webs? So can I! I'm Virus...derman. Yeah. Also vote:btp for dooming the world.

Surixian has survived the VIRUS ONSLAUGHT!

Surixian is PROTECTED from the VIRUS!

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CONGRATULATIONS SRUIX

AT THIS POINT I THINK IT IS CLEAR THAT QUARANTINE PROTOCOLS WOULD BE EASIER MAINTAINED IF YOU WERE THE ONE TO SIT IN THE CORNER WHILE THE REST AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT USUALLY HAPPENS BUT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS SOMETIMES MY STELLAR IMPROVISIONAL SKILLS ARE NEEDED.

NOW LET'S KILL KIEROS.

Yeah that should totally happpen so Vote: Kieros for Jester President of Death!

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...What's so bad about the virus anyway?

Nothing, probably. Sruix is probably helping someone win by remaining uninfected, actually.

Ah, well, we'll see.

If I Were Playing, Bob Would Be Lynched Now Votals

Invalid Vote - 1 (Jacquerel)
Granolaman - 2 (NTA, bigro)
No Lynch - 1 (TehPilot)
Kieros - 3 (MalkyTop, frigidScholar, ICan'tGiveCredit)
That Bastardly Traitorous Person - 9 (Granolaman, yd12k, Mirdini, Epamynondas, Kíeros, cyber95, Garuru, Palamedes, SupahKiven)

By Bob's count, day has ended. Please hold for a moment while we fight over which of us has the correct votals.