Zoostuck 2

Work to create my masterpiece. Aid my protagonist - both of him. Destroy the impostor.

Suddenly, you feel compelled to obey a voice beyond space and time but in a different way from how this basketball court is beyond space and time. It's telling you to help out the two dumb kids who look just like the third dumb kid and you have no idea which of them you're supposed to destroy instead of helping out.

Oh well, you just swing at one and...

Not that one.

You stop in mid-swing, pausing just long enough for a bunch of crabs to climb all over you. This is getting kind of ridiculous.

He's behind you.

You turn around, still covered in crustaceans. There's another kid and he's got something...

It's a basketball made of Swiss cheese?

Get that ball!

Hey, your hands are kind of full here! You're going to have to drop one of your oversized weapons, if not both, and these crabs are kind of weighing you down.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord. Somehow you've gotten hold of the basketball that controls the fate of the universe, but you're being confronted by a pair of gigantic novelty arms carrying oversized weapons. As well as this army of crustaceans, of course.

If you can just get this basketball in the net, everything should return to normal and you won't have to deal with this whole crazy plan any more, or all this Swiss cheese. But the net's pretty high up and you're not really any good at basketball - or at anything at all, for that matter.

So what are you going to do?