Zoostuck 2

You're going to become a well-armed mother

That's right! This place exists outside of space and time, so you can probably call on crazy powers. That's where the crustaceans came from, right? So clearly you should be able to summon some kind of weapon. Preferably a really heavy weapon. Yeah, you're going to get some serious armaments...

Oh.

You appear to have summoned a pair of gigantic novelty arms wielding ridiculously oversized weapons. On the plus side, they seem to be knocking the crustaceans away from you, and this isn't really any more ridiculous than being attacked by crustaceans in a basketball court made out of Swiss cheese when you get down to it.

You are now the gigantic novelty arms and you have no idea what you're doing or where you are, but apparently you're protecting some lady from an army of hungry crustaceans. Also a hat is talking to you in the language of inanimate objects and asking you to help it restore the universe.

What are you going to do?