Zoostuck 2

you won't

Yeah, probably not, considering oceans don't exist right now and won't until this whole state-of-the-universe mess is resolved.

So maybe that's what you should focus on, sorting out which of the contradictory objectives you're going to work towards. Your initial desires as a hat are no longer relevant now, because you now share everyone's goals.

That said, oceans are going to exist in every universe except the one that doesn't exist at all because you want the universe to be destroyed. So you can pretty much eliminate that option, reluctantly. But which of the others will you choose?

best.

Well, obviously you'll choose the best one. But the problem is that you disagree with yourself on which is the best one. If only there were some way to clear this up.

by eating yourself

Oh, that might do it. If some of your bodies eat enough of your other bodies, then whoever's left might be able to make a decision.

So you have the crustaceans start advancing on everyone and also some of them want to eat other crustaceans and whoops your omnipresence just ran out, you're not everyone any more.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord's mother. You're annoyed because, during that moment when you were everyone, it was decided that the universe wouldn't stay destroyed because then there wouldn't be an ocean, and now even though you're not everyone any more, you're somehow bound to operate by that consensus so you can't work towards keeping the universe destroyed.

That means you have no idea what you're doing here, other than trying not to be eaten by crustaceans. So how are you going to do that?