Zoostuck 2

to be able to eat an infinite amount of lute fisk

Well, first off you feel as though you could eat lutefisk forever without experiencing any unpleasant side effects. But since the only thing in existence here is Swiss cheese, that's not especially useful. You don't even like lutefisk anyways.

Fortunately, you soon realize that you've also gained a better power, namely...

To make up german words!

You can make up any word you want and it will officially be part of the German language! Wait, that's useless too, there's only a handful of people here and you can't see why you'd want to speak German to them?

Geez, didn't this stuff give you any useful powers at all?

...To summon and command various crustaceans.

Heck yeah, that's more like it. You call forth an army of crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and a few oysters and clams even though you can't imagine any way they'd be helpful. Using their aid, you quickly capture everyone else and take control of this stupid battlefield.

You glance to your left, where there's a basketball made of Swiss cheese. From what you've been able to work out, if you just get that into the basket and let the clock run out, you'll be able to reshape the universe to your will. Which sounds pretty cool, honestly.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord, and you've really screwed up here. You're currently being pinned to the ground by a scallop somehow. So far, your efforts to call in teammates have gone horribly wrong, producing another version of your worst enemy and also another crazed megalomaniac who's about to remake the universe.

You feel like you should probably do something, seeing as you don't really want either version of Joe Eggbody or the no-talent hack or your mother doing something and succeeding in their crazy plans. So if the universe is going to be saved, it's pretty much up to you to do that.

But, well, how are you going to save the universe?