Zoostuck 2

best.

In a moment of inspiration, you have the idea for the perfect teammate: The Loather of Irk. You kind of remember that she had a plan for taking over the world or something, but since that clearly won't work if one of these other people rewrites the universe, she's sure to go with you!

She pops into existence. You start explaining what's going on and she rolls her eyes. She does seem to be up for not having the universe destroyed or rewritten by a no-talent hack or that other kid, though, so she decides to stick with your team.

Now you just need to pick someone else so your team can beat these guys!

Yourself.

Oh, hey, wasn't there some other version of yourself you brought into existence? He'd probably be good at this, yeah, you're going to pick him and...

Wait a minute, this is Jake Eggface or whatever his name is! Dang it, you picked the wrong alternate version of yourself! Jake Eggface laughs and says that you'll never even make it to the playing field, because unlike that past version of himself over there, he isn't bound by the rules of this space and he can attack you.

You aren't sure what that means but ow hey stop hitting yourself!

you've been bested

Unfortunately, it seems Jay Eggbrain is a much better fighter than the scrawny kid you are. He quickly gets the upper hand.

You are now the Loather of Irk. Some dumb kid is getting beaten up by an even dumber version of that kid. The fate of the universe could be determined by the outcome of this stupid fight.

So what are you going to do?