Zoostuck 2

> poke holes in the block until it's a Writer's Block of Swiss Cheese. Sprinkle it all over your magnum opus. The readers will be pleased you poured such a simulating experience into it. Almost as if the readers are having Reader's Block on the way!

Suddenly, inspiration strikes! You'll take this metaphorical writer's block and convert it into story! Somehow! You're not sure what that actually entails, but you're pretty desperate so you'll go for it.

Unfortunately, your pitiful lack of talent just can't handle that level of metaphor. Your efforts only result in shoving grated Swiss cheese all over your keyboard and making it harder to use.

"PLEASE CONFIRM: NEW UNIVERSE WILL BE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF SWISS CHEESE."

You're pretty sure that isn't what you want. You'd better finish this up fast.

best.

Suddenly, better inspiration strikes: basketball! The comic ends with one massive basketball game to determine the fate of everything! You start writing it up and...

"CONFIRMING. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE UNIVERSE REBOOTS."

Wait, what? You weren't done yet! Damn it, looks like the Swiss cheese got jammed in the Enter key.

The universe reboots...

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord. You are in a basketball game that will determine the shape of the new universe, because some no-talent hack screwed everything up. Also, the entire basketball court is made out of Swiss cheese, as is the ball. Fortunately, you don't seem to be.

Regardless, this is a four-way game between you, your mother, some no-talent hack, and another version of you who wants to reboot the universe so he exists instead of you or something and also something about a masterpiece of a webcomic. Apparently your mother is trying to destroy the universe. As for you, you just want the universe to go back to normal except maybe without the capacity for any crazy universe-rewriting shenanigans.

Anyways, the game hasn't actually started yet. You just won the four-dimensional coin toss, which means you get to pick your teammates first. So who are you going to summon from the old reality to help you out?