Zoostuck 2

> send it to development. they'll know what to do with it

You ARE development! And you don't know what to do with it, that's the whole point. Gosh, next you'll get mixed up and think you're working on nuclear warheads instead of video games.

But no, you need to keep your head on straight and that means figuring out what to do with this game. Namely:

best.

Make the best of a bad situation. If this is an actual good game, you can present it instead and impress the guests - what do the rich and famous know about video games anyways - and then worry about the results later.

Of course, there's this small problem that you don't know what the game is like. If it's horrible in such an obvious way that even these ignorant guests realize it, well, that won't do at all.

PLAY IT

So you're going to do a quick playtest. You boot up the game and...

Why does it feel like everything is shaking?

"PREPARING TO REWRITE UNIVERSE. PLEASE INPUT CONDITIONS OF NEW UNIVERSE IN PRIMARY INPUT TERMINAL."

Who said that? What said that? What's going on?

You are now the no-talent hack. You just heard a booming voice announce that the universe is ready to be rewritten. You are one of only a handful of beings who know that this particular computer is the primary input terminal, the key to the new universe.

And all you have to do is finish the story of Kurtis Blow and everything will fall into place. The universe will reshape itself to your will, as written down in the story. You've been working fast and you're already most of the way through the final chapter.

All you need to do is put together an ending and it will all be over.

There's just one problem: you've come down with writer's block. You can't think of how to end your half-baked masterpiece properly.

So what's the ending going to be?