Zoostuck 2

best.

Well, of course you're going to best. That's why they call you a Best Beast, you best all day, every day, even when you're asleep. You best with every breath you take.

But besting alone won't solve all your problems, you've got to do other things while you best.

Chase the disease into the nearby city.

Ah, yes. Perfect, their idiocy and whatever else they've got going on can infest the human population instead. You let out a loud bellow and they promptly run, though they continue their pointless combat all the while. Before long, they're in that hideous haven of humans, and no longer your concern.

That said, you feel a little ill for having even interacted with those vermin.

wash your hands. In acid.

Which is why you head to the nearby acid pool to wash off your foreclaws. You want to be sure you remove every trace of potential infection.

However, as you're distracted with cleaning up, some crazy human captures you. Wonderful.

You are now the lead programmer for Oregon Trail, and you are very confused. The main reason for this is that the demo version of the game which you are about to show for this gathering of the rich and famous has inexplicably been replaced with another game entirely, one that you've never heard of.

Your first thought is that a competitor, seeking to embarrass you, has replaced your prototype with an inferior game which everyone at the reception will hate. But your second thought is that something is attempting to alter the universe itself and they've replaced your game as a step in their impossibly complex plan to do so.

So what are you going to do about this mysterious game?