Zoostuck 2

Place a block!

Of course! It's all so clear now. With one single block, everything will fall into place and you will have the high score.

But as important a use of your intellect as this Tetris game is, it will take far too long to affect the events that you are trying to manipulate. You'll need to work faster. You will need an even better plan.

best.

No, wait, why would you settle for merely "better"? A superior intellect such as your own can only be satisfied with the best of plans. And that plan is, honestly, quite simple to devise.

The one most associated with malpractice, crime-syndicates and impracticality.

All you need to do is create a criminal organization consisting of incredibly impractical doctors who have little concern for the well-being of their patients, and the rest will practically take care of itself.

You are now an incredibly impractical doctor with little concern for the well-being of your patients. You have just received an anonymous message which you think may be an invitation to join a criminal organization, because it says "I am starting up a criminal organization. Join now."

You're interested, but you need to think of an extremely impractical way to accept the invitation before you can do that. So what will it be?